2, boys are poor, otherwise they don't know how to struggle: girls have money, otherwise people take a piece of cake.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

4. When I have a son named "Shuai", others will say, "Shuai Dad!"

Everyone has at least one dream and one strong reason.

My 6-year-old daughter asked her father to do something for her. Dad: "Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment, and I will be refreshed again. " Daughter: "Lao Zheng!" Dad: "Hey!" Daughter: "Your Niu Niu is really beautiful ..."

7. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

8. The brain is the noblest organ-because it tells you.

9. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience? ! !

10, the highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

1 1. When I was a child, I didn't study. My mother said, "When I grow up, I will let you marry a bachelor who sells pork." Now educate my daughter: "study hard and grow up to marry a bachelor who sells pork."

12, living for more than 20 years, failed to do something for the motherland and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

13, happy? Can you still feel happy? !

14, my mother said that it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

The important task of 15 is to manufacture 08.

16, no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day, not only low ratings, but also low wages.

17. The future is bright, but there is no road.

18, I eat porridge every day, but I don't want to. I went for a walk in the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

19, my principle is: I won't attack if people don't attack me; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

20, I slowly discovered that talent is a demon! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue!

2 1, listen to you, study saints.

22. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad in the world: lack of rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation. ...

23, the head with shell also combed a lightning strike.

24. Love is a luxury. It's like a fox coat in a Paris window, so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will wake people up. Love is also a luxury, you can only look at it from a distance, don't fantasize, don't touch it, because it is indispensable to meet the right person at the right time and in the right place.

25. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

26. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

27, old advice: prostitute, you must eat a little properly to lose weight.

28. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

29. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

30, the red apricot does not go out of the wall, resolutely pull it out.

3 1, I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.