"I will always feel that I have put all my bangs in a big ponytail, and I look the best naked."

A poisonous peach and a Uniqlo blew up my space.

"I will tell you the truth! ! ""Well, after I said I was handsome. "

You don't have to worry about whether we are suitable or not. I am versatile.

There were three idols when I was a child! A Lei Feng! Two Zhang Haidi! Zhang Ga, the third soldier! "Lady Gaga" for short!

When I was a child, I always thought that "He Jiong" was "He Ling". I believe I'm not the only one.

When I was young, I only knew that there were two countries in the world. Chinese and foreign.

Please look after your girlfriend when the typhoon comes. Blow it into my arms and I won't return it.

The summer vacation is coming, the schoolmasters are going to make achievements, and divines is going to take a selfie again. Couples are going to get love, local tyrants are going to get rich, and I can only bask in the sun on a hot day.

"How to describe a beautiful woman?" "Put you in ancient times, you can hold up a brothel! .

Why are the names of Xin Qiji and Huo Qubing so like lovers' names? Then who is it? Is he their child?

Personality signature daquan: the PE teacher said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

When you go to the toilet without paper, I will stand at the door of the toilet with paper and ask you loudly if you love me.

I met a couple on the road today. Men want to kiss women, and women are not allowed to say it's the first kiss. I went up and kissed her and said to the man, I can kiss her this time.

Look at the surrounding temperature. It's time for Jam Hsiao to hold a national concert tour.

"Why do girls seldom take the initiative to find boys?" "Have you ever seen a socket take the initiative to find a plug!" This is the most meaningful thing I have seen today.

If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, I tell you, you will go to jail.

"Why are you nearsighted?" "I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world."

Nowadays, the purpose of girls and boys telling dirty jokes is to make you bow your head shyly, not to tell him a more yellow one.

You are so beautiful, what's the use of eggs besides being my object?

I cried several times while watching Childhood. I was very, very sad, and I thought, why isn't my good friend so rich?

The so-called alma mater is that as soon as you leave it, it will be decorated brightly.

The Chinese teacher asked, "What are the three pavilions in China?" Yueyang Tower, Yellow Crane Tower, What Pavilion is there? "Suddenly a classmate shouted" different rotten museum ".

When I was a child, I always wondered whether I would go to Tsinghua or Peking University when I grew up. Later, I found out that I was thinking too much.

"The phone has been on and off for many years, and it is fate to answer the phone."

"What is the greatest shame in life?" "Cheated, failed!"

In Shuai Shuai, some boys roll up their trouser legs, and some boys roll up their trouser legs like bears transplanting rice.

Do you think it's okay to have an abortion three times a month? ""Your girlfriend? ! ""No, this is my bike. "

At the moment when the mobile phone turned off automatically in seconds, I opened the quilt and ran to the living room to find the charger, and then rushed back as quickly as possible to save its life.

I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value!

I want a cat, but I want a dog. Let's get a cat. Let me do it. Let's get a dog.

When I was a child, I thought naked marriage was getting married without clothes.

Teacher: Xiaoming, do you know why you want to take a geography class? Xiaoming: Because there is no justice.

Freshmen report. My name is Li Xiang and I like playing chess. My name is Shakuyaku, and I have an ideal. The class burst into thunderous applause, which lasted for a long time.

Taking the courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

You can tie your hair until the girl who loses her temper comes out. Let me have a look.

Junior high school students, you are so naive. Do you think this is a festival? It's called three years' imprisonment and two months' probation.

The hidden ending of the small age: Kitty swallowed all the property of the palace, became the richest man in the world, and founded her own brand "hello. Katie ".

Recently banned by Leo, Yang Yang and Bai Jingting!

"What's it like to cut your hair short?" "High values are good-looking, and low values are difficult to distinguish between men and women."

God is fair. Although ugly, I want to be beautiful.

The most frustrating time is absent-minded in class. I don't know which page the teacher is talking about, but when I look around, I find that the pages of the students around me are different.

"Every time the chair farts, it's embarrassing!" "I'll do it a few more times to show my innocence."

It rained today. I wonder if my ex-boyfriend brought an umbrella. If so, the rain will be in vain.

"When you do the problem, you should try to figure out the intention of the questioner." "Teacher, he wants me to die."

"Elder sister, I'm hot. I want to blow an electric fan. " "Oh, you can go outside and blow a typhoon."

Whose Bluetooth special name is "an old sow"! Every time you turn on Bluetooth, the system prompts "There is an old sow who wants to pair with you".

The class teacher confiscated six mobile phones and smashed them in our faces. After smashing it, he found seven mobile phones on the ground ... the class teacher just didn't let go of himself.

With a good friend, I have a feeling that my hard-earned cabbage has been arched by pigs.

Look, if I don't give you flowers, I can lose my legs, become a beauty, grow tall, turn white and be chased by the goddess? Don't say that. You just want to increase popularity.

How fast does G move? If you forget to turn off the tap when you sleep, the house will move the next day.

Today, I am playing with my mobile phone after class. Suddenly, someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed her. It turned out to be the class teacher. . .

"At an early age, whoops, trade my ten years of youth for his last profit!" "You are wrong, his knighthood will be released next year, and you can't beat him ~ Oh, hehe ~"

Li: When Wu Lei was five years old, he knew everything about society.

Mother asked me why I didn't tidy my room. This is a joke. I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.

Maybe the girl you meet is more beautiful and gentle than me, but does she have me?

Getting up late destroys the morning. Getting up early is a stupid day, so it is still not a good idea.

"Why are there so few female couriers in the courier company?" "I am afraid that they can't help but dismantle the courier while walking."

I've always heard people say how cool it is to open a room. Finally, one day I couldn't help it ... it's really cool to sleep in such a big bed alone!

After all these years, there is always one thing I don't understand. Why does Xiao Ming sound like a child, Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang sound like adults, and Xiao Li has always been a driver?