1. I often warn myself not to hang myself on a tree. As a result, I get lost in the woods.

2. Before getting married, I was your angel; after getting married, I am still your angel, being called upon by you every day.

3. A child is showing off to another child: See, James Bond, a very expensive world-famous brand! But my dad said he uses a dozen a night

4. On such a hot day, when the electric fan turns into a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

5. Xiaosan, don’t be happy too early, Xiaosi will avenge me.

6. Do you know me well? If you have nothing to do, just play a video. You can treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear. !

7. Those people who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

8. In fact, if you watch too many handsome guys, you will get tired of aesthetics.

9. The car hit me. I don’t have eyes, and you don’t have eyes either.

10. Girls, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, marry her!

11. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. When I woke up, I was really taking the exam

12. I sold the love letter, which was only worth 20 cents, which was cheap enough. of.

13. Don’t read what you shouldn’t see, don’t say what you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to what you shouldn’t hear, and don’t think about what you shouldn’t think. Please concentrate on your soy sauce.

14. Since Heaven and Earth was sealed, the national football team has never lost

15. I like basketball, guitar, reading, making friends, but I don’t like myself< /p>

16. Living in such an era, it is impossible not to have a bit of gangster spirit.

17. When others praise me, I worry that they don’t praise me enough.

18. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you try to be jealous.

19. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

20. I am an inconspicuous grain of sand. Looking for a river clam can turn me into a pearl.

21. When I was young, I took many photos and displayed them in the living room for others to see. When I got older, I realized that the photos were taken for myself.

22. Don’t frown even if you are unhappy, because you never know who will fall in love with your smile.

23. If you have nothing to do, what am I doing? Don’t you know I’m busy?

24. I am so busy that I don’t even know what to do.

25. A 19-year-old child followed the address of an old Chinese medicine doctor on a telephone pole. When he saw the doctor, he said in surprise: Uncle Wang, you don’t want to buy feed anymore?

26. Beautiful women only show us their appearance. Don’t always try to delve into their inner meanings!

27. Love the first person out of spontaneity; love the second person out of inertia; love the last person out of laziness.

28. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

29. This story is purely fictitious. If there is any similarity, please contact God.

30. You give me a lover, and I give you a favor.