Answer: Come on, what’s your name?

B: Hey, hey, hey, hey... I don’t need to remember the name

A: Do you know, ah, this is a number (stretch out a number finger)

B: Fried dough sticks.

A: This is a number (two fingers)

B: Two fried dough sticks.

Answer: This is a number (five fingers)

B: Donuts.

A: You know youtiao, read carefully. Reading: Zhao Qian Sun Li

B: Zhao Qian Sun Li.

Answer: Zhao Qian Sun Li.

B: Zhao Qian Sun Li, teacher, I feel dizzy. (Shaking his head in his head...)

A: You have to change direction. King Wu of Zhou is my king.

B: Miss, my king.

Answer: King Wu of Zhou

B: Miss, my king. Teacher, my eyes turned black...

Answer: Don’t interrupt me, what’s above?

B: Above? The above is on the roof.

A: Even on the roof.

Answer: Zhao Qian Sun Li.

B: Oh, Zhao Qian Sun Li.

Answer: What’s next?

B: Follow you? forget.

Answer: I just taught you.

B: Yes. I just forgot.

Answer: First reading.

B: A forgotten one.

Answer: Zhao Qian Sun Li. (Angry)

B: Oh, Zhao Sunli.

Answer: Money?

B: Money? All spent.

Answer: What kind of flower?

B: Buy fried dough sticks.

Answer: You have something to eat.

Answer: Let me explain it to you to deepen your impression. Zhao Qian Sun Li, Zhao Zhao. Did you see that? I am Zhao.

B: Oh. I am Zhao.

Answer: I am Zhao! (Angry)

B: I am Zhao.

Answer: Are you Zhao?

B: Hey, I’ll call.

A: You are not doing a stupid thing. Money, money is money to pay for school.

B: Oh, pay. Hey, pay once. How to pay? You get the money, right?

Answer: Too lazy to continue. Sun's grandson. Li did not speak ritually. Friday, my king. Zhou, preserved egg porridge. Wu is causing trouble and being lawless. Zheng, it’s not serious. King, the king of beasts.

B: Oh, big tiger, right?

Answer: Just as you said. Got it?

B: I understand.

Answer: Do you need to be able to speak?

B: You can say (about 3 seconds of hesitation) the teacher said, I can’t say, I can only keep the terms.

Answer: You have stipulated it.

B: Here it comes: Tiger, not serious, lawless preserved egg porridge. Sun Tzu, it is unreasonable. Zhao scam. Hey hey hey... (the last one, pointing to Alice)

"Youth"

(singing) The sun, the golden sun, the moon, the moon is a mercury , you show me the most beautiful life weaving. Friend...

B sings really well.

As a child, what kind of songs do you know?

Bob knows, "Gold and silver locks."

What to do with the lock?

B, can you stop singing? The sun is a golden shuttle, the moon is a silver Lock, give you one, hand it to me, you come, gold, I come to silver, you don't suffer, I am also very happy, I feel very uncomfortable, don't panic

You. Do you want to say something?

B, you got two locks so easily, I’m afraid you won’t be happy.

You lock it in here, what does it do?

No?

B OH, shuttle service

A. B

Lock?

Why, what is the lock you want? ?

B, you said, I remembered, the last word is called "The Shuttle Bus of the Sun and the Moon."

On the right, the sun and the moon shuttle, time is fast, like an arrow. BR/gt;B describes the time to have a good time.

You in 50 years, right?

BQuick 60.

Answer: Look at so many shining children.

BFlash child?

This word is also called a "sho". Newborn flash and flash and flash for children 30 children 50 years old children, how many are you shaking...

How about B?

gt; Answer: You go.

B will bear the net shock in my life

Shaking, arrow, as long as they have the same meaning.

B describes the sun, moon and time. BR /gt; Let you say it yourself, time is fast attacking you?

B quickly.

For some young friends, we don’t value time and don’t take up too much time.

B, have too much time to do?

There is a little king in our unit, the old suspect's time is too slow, you will see his momentum, like two old people who can't make money but are slow and time-consuming. I usually don't talk all day long, and the people I meet must have this sentence: "Why don't you work?"

Yilao wants to go to work?

The good-tempered person smiled: "Teacher, this is not applicable here"?

bAre you busy recently?

"I don't know what the world is like."

Have you heard of the basic courses to satisfy you?

"Hee - I don't know."

B, of course, do you need to fill it out?

"Hee - I don't know. "

B, don't you think you lack cultural knowledge?

"Hee - I don't know. "

B, how much do you pay per month?

A 42 yuan..."

B. How do I remember this so clearly?

What do you think of this development? The meaning of life?

B is not ideal, life is boring when we don’t cherish it.

AI has come up with a life where there is too little time to contribute to society.

B No?

How about 15 years less and you are now 75 years old?

70 B rarely can Live well.

8 hours of sleep a day, 3824, one third of life, enough sleep.

One. Kindergarten.

The remaining 43 years.

Six years of primary school and middle school, four years of college.

The remaining 27 years.

A These 27 years are not all about work and study!

B What are you doing?

A lover of skateboarding, cooking, housework, and shopping? A bottle of vinegar and a bottle of soy sauce, and a baby to wash diapers.

B is the honorable task of being together for 10 years and 17 years of expediency.

A game of chess, no. Seeing the ball, going to the disk, "fighting for the upper reaches," it was accounted for for six or seven years.

bzuo ten years

As soon as I wanted to sleep, I lay on the kang and reached for the newspaper.

What about B study?

A does not sell tickets, it depends on the venue.

Bor play.

Stadium, movies, at least two hours round the clock service.

B is another few years.

Leaving in just a few years?

b left for 2 years.

The remaining two years are good work. Classes do this rather than naughty pranks. It was hard to work an extra day of work and then stole a car before leaving Brick.

B was also stabbed and had two years left to "funnel".

Trial in court, sentenced to 2 and a half years of forced labor.

B. Don’t forget, there are 6 people in this life.

First, of course, our algorithm is a bit exaggerated. Cherish time and do not go the right way, it will become a waste of society.

B’s time should be taken into consideration in mathematics.

So I hope you like this old comrade, give us a little time about you, and cherish the truth of youth.

B. We also have responsibilities.

Always say you know more than you know?

Bob knows.

The ancients said: "Time is money, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time."

Bob knows this is because time is priceless.

A great poet Su Shi has a proverb: "Time is money."

B, 1200 golden hour quarter.

One cherishes time and understands the image of every industry in every line.

Let’s talk.

I used to be a strategist and said: "Time is victory.

B. Doctor? A doctor said that time is life.

B Education Home?

It’s time for knowledge.

Worker, time is wealth.

Time for a farmer's food

B what if I na?

Calendar time

B calendar? p>

Break, don't tear yourself less!

B is the same for everyone.

B. It's fair.

One person wins as many time points as possible.

B has to be like Lei Feng. A nail talk of spirit.

A. When Lu Xun talks, he is like water in a sponge, always willing to squeeze as long as there is

B. Or five minutes, ten minutes, we should. Cherish.

gt; Our Amy didn’t expect you to ask him: “What can you do if I give you five minutes?

How could he say that?

"Eleven five minutes, you can do it for 5 minutes, you can get a cigarette."

B in 10 minutes?

"After 10 minutes, there were two smokes."

B. More time and more cigarettes are spent. Can you not cherish your time and study? BR /gt;A "Spare me, we must understand that our foundation is not good. "

How is B broken?

A”In difficult times, we were born in a turbulent era, and economic growth adjusted learning. Abroad is not our thing, we do not envy universities, I have no angry children, and children who smoke to relieve boredom give You are a whole, I smoke, little brat. "

A group of B.

You don't see any complaints, no ambition, but he didn't expect that from when he was smoking, he was 1 minute away.

B Every minute should be cherished.

One of the revolutionary things of Xu Teli, who is 20 years old, is to cherish the ordinary 5 or 10 minutes, study mathematics, psychology, ethics, and become a knowledgeable educator.

B revolutionary old man.

Mathematician Professor Su Buqing, carrying a pen, isolated for 20 or 30 minutes, wrote 160,000 words in this book.

Wasting your own time is equal to chronic suicide! Analyzing the image of wasting time and writing an article, he said: "In the past days, dinner was from the basin, and every day I had the last bowl. When washing hands, quietly, before I have begun to notice, hurry over, my Eyes, hands stretched out to protect it through the shield, when it was dark, I was lying on the bed, opposite me, Lingling, flying away from my feet. I opened my eyes and met the sun slipping away on her face for a day, alas, But with a sigh, the day began with a fleeting shadow of the children.

B, you listen, the day doesn't slip.

One, ours. Partner, it's hard to worry about your old comrades.

Wang B, it's really difficult.

Ah, you can't relax, I hope you have the flame of youth to ignite them. Heart, let them listen to the song of youth.

B right, you should tell them that they are too young, young, young, and work hard, that's it!

You listen to one! Songs to describe youth: (Singing) Youth, youth, bright and beautiful, colorful clouds, the fragrance of roses

B vibrant youth

(Singing) If you ask young people, Where?

Where is B?

(Star) is in your heart...

B. Hee...

What kind of music?

B, please touch my itch.

First, Chairman Mao said: "Young man. , like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, hope is pinned on you. Comrade Guo Moruo told us: In this world, there is something more precious than youth, isn’t it? However, youth is fleeting.

B Young people should cherish the beauty of youth.

Learn professional knowledge for one hour a day.

B improve your abilities and you will be the talent for building the motherland.

One day I can find an hour and a half to write a 200-word article.

(B) Step by step, you will practice a beautiful language.

A smoker reads poetry for 10 minutes a day.

A year in B, the familiar 300 wow.

One foreign language word every five minutes.

No problem, B Biennial Conference, meeting with foreign guests: "Monkey bending pads are tricky."

A trick?

B you!

An old comrade often tells us, our young partners, thank you!

Aether is necessary.

AI really wants to write a poem, full of the power of young minds.

B, we have already written it.

B, Time Flash stores children’s most precious time.

Triggered a flash of life in the United States!

Your word?

When B writes a poem, you should rhyme it.

He fell in love with Yun. Back: A race against time.

BIf there are other people lining up one after another.

It's ideal to start talking about hard work.

B, being slovenly is what you are asking for.

B quickly chases forward;

B’s step? leg.

What about PEG?

B is staring at how to forward it!

If you tell us often, we will be able to realize that only by redoubling our efforts, today and tomorrow will be more comprehensive and more enjoyable.

B is better.

Level A and above, two years later, look at our great motherland again.

B is a completely different story!

When he started singing: (Singing) Two years later, we must rise to the great motherland, what a beautiful day, new, there is also a new, more beautiful spring, more and more The cities and villages are brilliant everywhere!

How beautiful B!

A, then we will study hard, work hard, be happy, sweat and be proud, and be proud of our contribution.

Looking back, B has a clear conscience.

(Singing) time, so we proudly raise our wine glasses, beautiful chests, and smile his eyebrows gloriously belong to the new generation of the eighties.

BI educates the next generation, all power, but also proud of you!

Answer: If we have a laissez-faire attitude now, and we don’t study hard, work hard, and contribute, at that time, the only regret is wasting our years and the shame of doing nothing.

B A If a young man does not work hard, the old man will be sad.

I think you are singing and selling cigarettes.

How to sing B?

(Singing) Over the decades, we have met a group of young people, at least 60 years old! My eyes are dazzled, but I am also deaf. My mind is full of wrinkles and twists and turns.

B looks like this!

(Singing) Oh, my dear friends, who do you blame for the wasted years? Don't blame me, don't blame you...

Who should I blame?

(Singing) Blame the older generation (2).

B blames me!

Brother False Teacher

B: Hello everyone, first let me introduce myself. My name is XXX family, Datong, Shanxi. I am also a freshman, but I am not handsome. Come out (action). (A)

Answer: Yo yo yo, a new baby? Different are the same.

B: Look, you will see this and I will take a look...

A: You look like a peanut to me.

B: Peanut flowers. Hungry Peanut, have you seen wearing glasses? If your wishes don’t speak, who are you?

Answer: Look, even I can’t see a newborn baby. Let me tell you, I am a senior representative and you call me Senior Brother.

B: Senior brother is effective?

Answer: What to do with newborns? Even if my senior brother doesn't know. Tell you, remember, senior brother, is he? Bah, senior brother, your elders, especially freshmen like you, are new to the school and city and are not familiar with it, and are easily fooled. No, if my senior brother confirms that no one deceive you.

B: That’s great, senior brother.

Answer: Hey, that’s it, but Senior Brother doesn’t ask them to give money.

B: Hey, that's pretty good, give me the money (hand)

A: Who gave the money to whom? Who gives money to whom? You give me the money.

B: What about your money?

Answer: Oh, with today’s economy and society, do you have to pay when you go to the toilet? Brother Shi said, you know, don't be fooled by the future, this is to save money, think about it, isn't it.

B: Yes, I just got off the train. Three men and three women surrounded me. Andy, I said, they don’t believe I’m handsome, how can I not? Sign autographs and take photos, and help me carry my things. Finally drove them away, do you want to be like Andy? Gotta clean up and give them to my bunch of liars, you say. Senior brother, at the intersection, how much does it cost this time?

Answer: Only $10.

B: Why are the miscellaneous items so big? Discounts available.

A: You go to the toilet and even tell people to give discounts. "Sorry, I'll have enough money soon for the discount you gave me, or a half." Never heard of that, say, $10 in the short term.

B: Pay.

Answer: That’s correct. What’s wrong with you? First time to Harbin.

B: Yes.

Answer: What is your impression of Harbin?

B: (Crying) Brother, I think this is what many people ask about this bus. Do you do it? It was too crowded, so I bought a pair of white shoes, but except for a few black sandals, you can see that they were trampled.

Answer: You are stupid, sit down and do this quickly.

B: This is the seat for pregnant women. As long as I sit down, someone will call me and ask me what to do?

Armor: The bones of a very talented person. In the world of rapid development, miracles are everywhere, if someone dare not ask, say, a person is pregnant. Sit

B: I sit down.

Answer: People who lie on their backs need how much time it takes to adapt to the environment. You can’t let the environment adapt to you, right? Yeah?

B:

A: Really? If you don't take advantage, you won't take advantage of it. Is it stupid to lie to you if you take advantage?

B: No.

Answer: This is correct. If the future looks cheap, but you want to save money, come to me.

B: Brother, I would like to ask, this kind of food is not spared, I have spent a lot of meals these days.

Answer: How is it? Gotta save some meals.

B: So what kind of method?

A: Do you really want to save a meal?

B: I really want to

A: I really want to save it

B: I really want to

A: Pay 10 yuan.

B: So what did you pay?

A: Do you mean that the money you have to pay can be saved for this meal?

B: Across the horizontal bar.

Answer: Ah, this is correct. Listen, what should they do if they want to save money? You buy cheap, you.

B: Huh? Are you lying?

Answer: Deceiving people? Who are you lying to? My senior brother, how could I lie to you? Let me teach you a healthy diet. A famous scientist once said: "If we want to grow taller, eggplants, peppers, meat, carrots, potatoes, it's useless if you eat well

B: Scientists said.

gt; A: My grandmother

B: What? Your grandma.

A: Your grandma.

B: You lied. !

A: Senior brother can’t lie to you, lie to us and cheat others. You asked me how many first-year students went to the bathhouse? I told him five yuan and he asked for a fee. He said I lied to him and ran away. .

B: Why do you want to run home? BR /gt; A: OK, I walked quietly from the bathroom to him.

B: What should a man do?

A: Why give me naked money? BR /gt; B: (to the audience), I asked him, brother, college courses, please. Ah?

Answer: It’s not important. We have holidays from Monday to Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so I’m not tired. BR /gt; B: What if I don’t go to school?

A: Hey, you don’t know, you can just run away from college classes, it’s all about having fun.

B: Oh, where do you usually go?

Answer? : You ask you, the play is long-term, to tell you the truth, coffee shops, karaoke rooms, chess and card rooms, bars, dance halls, billiards halls, only you can not think that I cannot play in the future, if you and I go to You promise, I'll rush into the nightlife mix without having to learn to be classless and debauched, you see my cute, flowery, unique live show comfort...

B: Ugh, bah, I figured it out, Brother Shit, the scum of the whole school, the scum of society, are you worthy of improving your parents? One day, you just want to be in class on the Internet? I just want to be in the game and don’t want to study. What should I do as a liar?

Answer: What is the money? You ask me and don’t dare to ask me. Asking for money, I can't run a student discipline department, I'm not afraid.

Mind my money.

B: So you are not afraid of being punished for what you did? BR /gt; A: I'm afraid of my two-year student

B: Oh, he was expelled, a liar, give the money back.

Wolf

(Shepherd's Little Stick of Sheep)

Sheepdog: I am a little boy at home, just me and my grandfather, my father My mother and I went to the city to work, and I had no money to go to school. My grandfather bought a few sheep so that when I grew up I raised money from selling the mutton to my school.

(Waving the stick, expelled)

The lambs grazed on the hill, growing quickly enough to fill a hill. (Opens the stage of launching mutton noodles.)

Wolf: (Playing secretly, wearing a wolf headdress) I am a smart and cute big bad guy, I just need to move my brain a little bit and eat meat, but now I There is starvation every day. Condemn those kids to go to the goat village, the mountain is too scared of the animals coming out, and if this goes on, I'm going to be hungry.

(lol) Fortunately, I discovered a new food which is the sheep shepherd, these days, a little shepherd boy brings the sheep on my territory, I have to find a way Come to ingest fresh mutton

(Turn around and look, the little boy is in for a surprise), did not see the food door (hidden tail Tibet)

(Sheepdog) Hi, my friend, Good morning, shepherd's purse.

Sheepdog: Who are you, I am not your friend.

Wolf: I am the only big dog in the entrance, and I am your friend. People who often say: Dogs are friends of humans, you are our dog friend.

Sheepdog: What about your dog doing your tail like a wolf?

Wolf: I am a wolfdog, so it looks a bit like a wolf. This is how my tail was born, and there is nothing I can do about it.

Shepherd Man: Really?

Wolf: Yes, you see, my kind expression tells me that I am here to be your friend, but I think you are very lonely.

Shepherd: I have many friends. What is a sheep on the mountain alone?

Wolf: When they do this, your friends, behind them, do you know what to say to you?

Shepherd: What do you say?

Wolf: They say you are a fool, an idiot. You cannot read this book and learn from others.

Shepherds, they don’t talk to me!

Tai Lang: They also say, you little rascal, sheep, sheep, run over the hills to rob them of their grass.

Shepherds: The grass is natural on the hills, how good they are, they didn't think about it.

Wolf: What kind of people are not worthy of you making friends with their shepherds? I admire you very much. You are a smart, cute little shepherd boy. One day, you will become a shepherd.

Shepherd: Of course, I'll pay your friend. /gt; Wolf: Thank you, my friend, for the sake of our friendship, I decided to help your sheep.

Sheepdog: Thank you.

Tai Lang: You’re welcome. (laughing) I ain't no good

Just hateful shepherd boy, I can help you, your mind, they are as a whole.

Shepherd any ideas?

Wolf: Stand on a high place, and then shout: "The wolf is coming, the wolf and the others will be deceived."

Shepherd: Just do what you say. (He holds his head high, she lifts Her voice and shouts are heard) The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming

(All partners use tools to fight the wolf and hide)

Everyone: Where is the wolf?

Sheepdog: The wolf is coming, wolf.

Everyone: Don’t you cry "Wolf is coming"?

Sheepdog: Ah, you are wrong. /p>

Everyone: Looking at each other, it really may be wrong (sheepdog people), you have to be careful, see the wolf coming to us, we can work together to help you catch it

Shepherd: (Contemptuously) Thank you. /gt; (All the wolves in the partnership laughed)

Wolf: Haha, it’s so funny, look at their stupidity.

Hahahaha

Cowboy: (gloating), they are an idiot. So much fun with me (to stand tall and shout) as one. The wolf is coming, the wolf

(All partners and quickly run to the carrying tools)

Everyone: Where is the wolf?

Sheepdog: Why is the wolf coming? I can’t see the wolf.

Everyone: You just cried "Wolf", but I didn't see you lying to us.

You are a liar.

Shepherd Dog: My lies are more hypocritical than yours. The wolf will eat me, but you will not eat me.

Everyone: We no longer care about you, we will not have friends like you. (Going down in anger)

Cowherd: I am not your friend.

Wolf: My players look really interesting overall. Let’s see if you dare to yell at me in the future.

(Shepherd) My friend, you are so kind, I came to the sheep so you can sleep.

Narration: After this, the boys stopped caring for their lambs. The mountain wolf saw the sheep and was looking for a shady place to sleep. The sheep were getting fewer day by day, and he didn't know it until one day, the wolf ate the last of the sheep.

Sheepdog: What to do with my sheep?

Wolf: ...They fell into the cliff. lt; BR / Shepherd: It is impossible for you to lie to me. (See approaching wolf tail, covered in blood. Epiphany) You are a wolf, you are my sheep.

Tailang: I am a wolf, what are you waiting for?

Sheepdog: I want to cry, you were arrested. (Ran high, shouting) Wolf is coming, wolf.

Wolf: (proudly), don’t waste time, no one will come to save you, you have lied to them many times, I am hungry, I will eat you until my belly is full.

Shepherd: Help... (running behind and shouting, wolf) lt;/ (father holding tools and playing with all partners)

Father: Stop the wolf beast. (Hit the wolf with a stick)

Shepherd: (His father) Dad, thank you.

Father: You should thank your partners for giving me to you.

Shepherd boy: Dad, can you blame me?

Father: My child, dad does not blame you, blaming you for staying with his father should not affect him. Now his father wants money, and the country has also begun to implement free compulsory education. Tomorrow, dad will take you to school.

Shepherd: Ah, Dad, I want to go to school.