1. Don’t use your character to challenge my cards.

2. If you regard me as a game, I will cheat and torture you to death.

3. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. Once you get fat, no one will chase you, and it will be yours.

4. What to do if your balls hurt? Just rub them and get on with your life.

5. Today’s men are becoming more and more feminine.

6. To catch a thief, catch the king first; to curse others, curse the mother first.

7. Wait for me at the next intersection, and I will come to you on my bicycle.

8. If you want to marry, don’t marry anyone else, and don’t marry me.

9. I have not stopped loving you, I just decided not to show it anymore.

10. I use the memory of the past as a dagger to pierce the heart of the years.

11. Donor, if you bully the poor man, you are not giving Jesus face.

12. Hate me. It's okay, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

13. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key.

14. It’s not that I look down on you, but that I don’t care about you at all.

15. One day the tiger returns to the mountain and will stain half the sky with blood!

16. I have always been imitated but never surpassed.

17. If it doesn’t belong to you, why bother to care so much.

18. Don’t make me sweat, or I’ll pick your nose in return.

19. I love you is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental.

20. Say love out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident.

21. There is no warmth left in the relationship. Who takes whom seriously?

22. If you want to conquer all the soy sauce in the world, go ahead and make others jealous.

23. When your life falls into reincarnation, the only unchanging memory is you.

24. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

25. We will know what happens tomorrow.

26. What is coming will always come, there is no way to avoid it. Those who should go will eventually leave, and they cannot be kept.

27. Never say what you have said a second time; those who give up will never look at it a second time!

28. It is a virtue for a man to have no talent, so I must be too wicked.

29. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.

30. I don’t want things that don’t belong to me. I don't care about things that are not given to me sincerely.

31. A man who is not subject to hardship is not a hero, and a man who is not envied by others is a mediocre person.

32. Don’t think that you will become the Monkey King just because you pop out of the stone.

33. There is no right or wrong in this society, only strong and weak.

34. You dislike me all the time. If there was nothing wrong with me, I would still fall in love with you.

35. Life makes us round in order to make us roll further.

36. You can be expensive or free.

37. If results could rise as fast as housing prices, how lovely this world would be.

38. No matter how nice your online name is, it will eventually lose to the comments.

39. Look at your friends clearly during ups and downs, and look at women clearly when you have money or not.

40. When I fall asleep, I dream out my dreams and saliva.

41. Don’t be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Everything going smoothly proves that you are dead.

42. After blacklisting You, my appetite has improved, my body has become stronger, and I am no longer careless.

43. A day is so short. As soon as the computer is turned on or off, the day passes.

44. Men are beasts without clothes, and they are beasts with clothes on.

45. If you touch a hair on my brothers and sisters, I will destroy your entire heaven!

46. Even if the sky falls, there will still be tall people holding it up.

47. Spit is for counting money, not for reasoning.

48. Only when you see through everything can you realize that losing is actually more practical than having.

49. If my leaving can bring you a smile, then you should cry.

50. I will be your heart in the next life. If I don’t beat it, you will die.

51. If God wants to destroy me, I will go against it.

52. Don’t make me angry! Otherwise, a tofu will knock you out! Drag him out to feed the pervert!

53. Why don’t you wear boxer briefs? It’s a waste of money and cloth.

54. I leave as gently as I came. Wave a banknote and don't take away a diamond.

55. Everyone in the world is cheap, just in different ways.

56. This end of prosperity does not cost the country or the city, but it costs everything I have.

57. I don’t care about money. I have always liked money since I was a child.

58. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

59. What I call dreams is to dream at night and daydream.

60. If I read correctly, you are a vulgar person.

61. It’s over, you won’t pay attention to me anymore, I will become a dog and ignore you.

62. It seems that you are seriously ill. It’s okay, sister, here is the medicine.

63. There is a kind of love that knows that there is no way forward, but the heart can no longer take it back.

64. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig standing under the street lamp!

65. One day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don’t need you.

66. If you touch something thick, it may not be money, it may be a thick rag.

67. Your lies are like a plane braking, a train bursting, or an elephant pooping!

68. The motherland has not yet been unified, so I am not in the mood to study.

69. Big head, thick neck, and moves as clumsily as a pig!

70. I am an old Chinese medicine doctor who is authoritarian and bragging.

71. When two male turtles fight, the most cruel trick is to turn the other over.

72. I just hope there is you by my side who can warm my air.

73. Being able to smile calmly when being despised is a kind of confidence.

74. Apart from you, no one in this world can make me so determined that I lose control.

75. The real strong man is not the one without tears but the one who runs with tears.

76. No matter how much water you drink, you can’t stop peeing and feel lonely.

77. In the boundless starry sky, I just pick up flowers and walk forward proudly with an evil smile.

78. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

79. To celebrate my success in quitting smoking today, I decided to smoke another one.

80. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

81. One of the happiest things in the world is to be in the same city as your best friend and have the same taste!

82. I don’t mind if you lie to me, but what I mind is that your lies can’t fool me.

83. You are my super happy insole, let me step on you.

84. When you fart, they say it is love. Heard, smelled, but no one saw.

85. When there are many people but few, the momentum will not fail.

86. Don’t tell others when you are sad, because others don’t care.

87. If I can’t be your bride, I will be your bride’s bridesmaid and tear her wedding dress to pieces.

88. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

89. I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, leave your underwear.

90. There is still a long way to go, and we are not sure who will be brilliant.

91. You name it, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll learn to be ugly, and if you’re not smart, you’ll learn to be bald!

92. The passing years are filled with rumors, and the wandering gangsters continue to live in exile.

93. Being chic is my nature, being handsome is my destiny.

94. When I see your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.

95. What is happiness? It’s when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones!

96. A man can either keep her innocent or promise her a future.

97. You are like a shrimp. A red day is a time of great sorrow.

98. Persistence is victory, victory is fart, and fart is strength.

99. If God grants me glory, I will definitely be more arrogant than Heaven.

100. ￣With you and me, missing is missing. I never miss what I have lost.

101 When one day I become handsome, you all will marry Ruhua for me.

102. You are not worthy of showing off in a world of black and white, because I want a colorful sky.

103. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

104. When I hear that people are collecting scraps outside, sometimes I really want to sell you.

105. Close your eyes and see the bank. That is where my money is hidden.