If a heart represents happiness, I will give you a Milky Way!

If a drop of water represents happiness, I will give you an ocean!

If a spoonful of honey represents happiness, I will give you a hornet's nest! (Hehehe will sting you to death)

The most important thing in brackets must be written!

2. Before graduation, I built a car for you. The speed is not as fast as Audi, and the model is not as cool as Mercedes-Benz. You can go to the streets to collect junk again on weekends! Be careful not to overload!

Funny:

Classic Graduation Message

We are the swords that occasionally pass through the rivers and lakes...

I hope that they will run away. It’s just time

I will have a wife later! !

Eat fat every day and be a groom every night.

Marry a rich man!

I wish everything goes well

Come to my house to graze the sheep when you have time

A female classmate gave me a sentence. I don’t know if it is a compliment or a scolding: " Apart from your bright and carefree smile, you are nothing but good!”

Today’s separation is for a better reunion in the future.

In the scene of love and death, Lord Grim, how many people have fought in ancient times?

Professional, there is no other way

A boy left a message to me: Girls like you are so rare, but it’s hard to handle all girls like you. . It's up to you.

Whenever you see a handsome guy in the future, think of me

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation...

Message from the head teacher: With you The relationship can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation...

A message from my best friend in college:

For four years, we went to and from get out of class together, went to the library together, and prepared together Cheating notes, skipping classes to dance together, playing pranks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, and then wearing them together to show off on the school's tree-lined avenues...

My dear, is there anyone more congenial than us?

When I was in the first grade of junior high school, I wrote a graduation album because I was divided into classes. I just read it and a classmate said this:

See you in twenty years, you will see I am a handsome person in a suit and tie. Maybe you would like me at that time, but I would not necessarily fall in love with you. You sang so beautifully that I mistakenly thought you were Yang Mian.

Note : Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It’s hard to imagine that it was written by a boy who was only 12 or 3 years old. Haha

A fellow student who graduated in the same year in college Gift:

My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children on the hot bed!

I hope I can be your child’s godfather in a few years!

An old cousin from Jiangxi gave a gift and said: The branches and leaves will bloom, and blessings will reach your descendants!

A friend from Shanxi said: A talented man must be accompanied by a beautiful woman!

When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female classmate who was studying liberal arts: The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life.

It was previously rumored that she worked as a mannequin for an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .

Wu Shanqing, Yue Shanqing

The green mountains on both sides of the Taiwan Strait greet each other

Farewell sentiments from classmates in General Guan

A message from me, a classmate Meng: best wishes You have delicious food every day

If you get divorced, you must think of me!

I love you

Remember that I am your friend forever!

When we were in junior high school, everyone encouraged us: Where there is a will, there is a way. Bai Er Qin Guan finally belongs to Chu

When I was in high school, I said with great pride: Welcome to Huairen Hall as a guest in twenty years' time

University, haha, it's a bit sour:

The farewell banquet is over, and the song of departure begins

Broken bridge and lonely mountain are now farewell

Old Yan returns with new mud in his mouth,

Ask you When will the honor return?

The mountains are beautiful and the ponds are clear and clear

I have always been there for the past four years.

When I leave, I must have the ambition to serve the country.

Don’t forget the spring breeze and the rain. Affection!

You often say that people need to be respectful, but why are you always so cruel to me?

With popularity, love comes with it~~~

Junior high school: Never bully Weak, otherwise the pain of being bullied will inspire the desire for revenge.

A female classmate was retained

But until now, I haven’t figured it out.

From beginning to end, you go from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don’t lose heart, you are still saved.

After four years of knowing each other, you left gently, not taking away any good things, but leaving behind a piece of shit. It stinks, it stinks!

Don’t forget your old classmates when you get rich!

A female classmate who has never noticed:

This feeling can be remembered as a memory

It was just that I was at a loss at the time

Graduation from high school Leave a message, a pervert said to me:

"Love you until marriage"

Elementary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (haha, so silly)

The messages from junior high school are all long and touching. I was moved when I read them, but now I can’t remember a single sentence.

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown over, and my heart is still waiting for you

I didn’t even think about leaving messages in college, and it was too late to find a job

I didn’t seem to be very sensible when I was in elementary school;

In junior high school, everyone wrote an essay;

It was amazing in high school. It was such a tight time to prepare for the exam, but as long as I asked others to write it after a few days, I would get it back with several pages, mainly comments on me, which was very touching.

Among them, "Every time you hear the sound of silence, you will think of me" is very harmful. Every time you hear it, you will think of her. Depressed...

I want to write about it in college~~ I have no chance, no time, and no mood.

Remember to see handsome guys looking for me, playing cards with me~

I probably should probably not forget you

I didn’t find the acrostic poem! Only what you think is sincere, don’t you think?