The official announcement is short and simple (Part 1)

1. The relationship officially ended.

2. The world is boring, but I have you as my husband.

3. The rest of my life will be yours.

4. I found my lost male (female) friend

5. Live an unknown life with known people

6. Share My favorite boy (share my favorite girl).

7. Search and search for friends. When you find a friend, salute and shake hands. You are my little friend.

8. I love three things in this world: the sun, the moon and you. The sun is day, the moon is night, and you are my forever.

9. It’s the first time you meet someone, but you still feel excited after a long time.

10. Thanks to Shi Qing’s peach blossom noodles, there will be warm spring in the streets from now on.

11. The main reason is that I am eager to give you all the most luxurious tenderness to squander.

13. I want to be the little bear on your bedside to defeat the evil in your dreams. dragon.

14. Good luck, get married today

15. Sudden encounter, unexpected joy.

16. Have something to do, someone to love and something to look forward to

17. I’m not very good, just don’t dislike me.

18. There have been rumors recently that I am in love. Let me clarify that this is true.

19. I look at the moon, but I only see you.

20. I was not disappointed when I recharged my phone bill this time. The official announcement is short and simple (Part 2)

21. Life is too long, I want to hold your arm and watch the sunset with you.

22. This product will be removed from the shelves starting today.

23. I heard that you were coming at four o'clock. I felt happy at three o'clock.

24. The only way to relieve worries is to get rich suddenly. The only way to get rich suddenly is to love me!

25. I will always succumb to gentleness, and you are the gentleness itself

26. As long as you are here, everything will be spring.

27. Congratulations to me, I am the second fool.

28. You will always meet someone who sings to you with a tone-deaf voice, who accompanies you to run wildly on rainy nights, and who paints with a paint tray in your black and white life. , understand your nonsense, see clearly your unsmiling expression, walk towards you through the crowded crowd, and hug you.

29. Good morning, my wife!

30. Those who are close to vermillion are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to me are sweet.

31. No one in this world is qualified to stand next to you except me!

32. Should love be made public? I think so.

33. Always surrender to gentleness, and you are gentleness itself!

34. I still like you very much, like a cloud drifting ninety thousand miles without ever resting.

35. We should be together, otherwise it would be too unreasonable

36. I don’t have any intoxicating love words, but I just want to pack you up and take you home.

38. Hold your hand and walk all the way.

39. There have been rumors recently that I am in love. I want to clarify that this is true.

40. We appreciate each other and meet after dusk. You can post some silly sentences that are suitable for posting space

1. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still have a sense of participation. .

2. The poster posted a comment in the space: Handsome people who play shuttlecock look good! result. . .

God’s reply: Playing golf like this is like shoveling shit. . . .

3. Come hang out with me, I’ll eat your food and you’ll wash your dishes

4. Are people who are good at Tetris better at tidying up their rooms?

5. If you don’t smile, your luck will be worse if you smile

6. News reports say that a candidate missed the first college entrance examination because he overslept. I really feel sorry for him. In a person's life, there are many opportunities to sleep at home, but the opportunity to take the college entrance examination may only be once. Why not choose to sleep in the examination room?

7. When others get in the car to practice driving, the first words they say in a low voice are to turn on the engine, step on the clutch, put into gear, release the clutch, and start. And when I get in the car to practice driving, the first thing I say is usually shouting loudly and getting out of the way! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

8. My daily state is quite regular. I look like I haven’t woken up in the morning, I look like I can’t wake up in the afternoon, I look like I’ve had chicken blood in the evening, and I look like I’ve had blood at midnight. My intestines are turning green with regret!

9. Only those who are good-looking can be called foodies, and those who are not good-looking can only be called losers!

10. Why should we work hard to make money? Because you are afraid of shaking hands with others, they are wearing Cartier and you are wearing a rubber band.

11. It’s almost twelve o’clock, and my wife is playing outside and she still hasn’t come back! ! I sent her a WeChat message. If you don't come back in twenty minutes, I will go to my buddy's house to stay. Two minutes later, my buddy sent me a WeChat message. There is someone at home tonight. Please don't come over to sleep. I feel like there is someone there. wrong. . .

12. What words did I say that made you sad and shed tears? Please tell me and I will say it again.

13. I heard that eating persimmons and crabs together can cause poisoning. I can’t believe it. I’ve already prepared the persimmons, but now I’m just wondering if the crabs are displeasing to me. Send me a few kilograms of crabs.

14 , two drunkards drove wildly in a car. A: Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. B: What? Aren't you driving?

15. Watching TV with my husband at night, the hero died for the heroine! So I asked my husband: My dear, will you die for me? The husband was silent for a while and said: I dare not say anything for fear that you will let me die. . .

16. Ever since I downloaded Douyin, I have lived like an emperor every day. Some people have performed songs, some have danced, some have performed talents. They have tried their best to make me happy. I have to review them one by one, and even It's busy.

17. Rely on other people’s mouth to understand me. Is your head used to increase your height?

18. Just now, my wife cried and said: Every time you go out, I am very worried. I quickly comforted her and said: Dear, don't worry about me, I will be back at any time. My wife said: I know, that's why I'm worried. Um, something doesn't seem right!

19. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your single life, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts!

20. Don’t envy others for their long legs and thin waist. Others don’t have your fat body and broad mind.

21. It was the first time that I went to her home with my girlfriend to meet her parents! I was too embarrassed to eat too much for dinner. I got hungry at night, so I got up and went to the living room. The host looked around, but there was no one there! The host took a knife to the corner of the living room, picked up the sweet potatoes that were being fed to the pigs, peeled them, and ate them. After a while, a gust of cold wind came. The host looked back and saw his mother-in-law and girlfriend standing behind him, staring at me. He clearly heard his mother-in-law say: Don’t choose, just him. People who can eat pigs and vegetables are really bad. So easy to find!

22. No one has everything smooth sailing all the time. In fact, you are not lonely. Look at the friends around you, aren’t they all hanging out together because of failure?

23. I saw someone online saying that the college entrance examination determines which city you will be in! It's just nonsense and misleading! Students should still work hard and perform well, after all, the internet speed in big cities is faster!

24. Single men are called single dogs, and single women are called dog ignored!

25. The three ugliest women in the eyes of women are the love rivals of good sisters, the ex-boyfriend’s current girlfriend, and the current boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend.

26. I’m about to fall in love, and I don’t know who I’m going to be with yet, so I’ll be happy for him first.

27. I wish all things were as simple as gaining weight

28. Looking back at the time when I was 5 points short of being admitted to Tsinghua University, I dare not look back on the past and talk too much. I was in tears. The admission score for Tsinghua that year was 695, and I scored 69.

29. When I was having dinner with my son, he saw that I always eat fish heads, so he asked me: Do you particularly like fish heads? I put down my chopsticks and said to him: This is the example your grandma set for me. When we were young, our family was poor and we only ate fish during the Chinese New Year. Your grandma only ate fish heads and gave me all the fish meat. Although our living conditions have improved now, we must not forget our fine traditions! The son thought for a while and asked: Did you also eat fish heads with chopped pepper at that time?

30. Do you know the difference between you and Sha Seng? His name is Sha Seng and you are called Sha Seng

31. I had a fight with my boyfriend and cried: I want to follow you Divorce, my boyfriend yelled back with a louder voice: Just leave, no one is afraid of whom! Go get the marriage certificate first and then get divorced. It’s impossible to get divorced without a marriage certificate! After thinking about it for a while, it was indeed true, and then, crying, I followed my boyfriend to get the marriage certificate with my household registration book in my pocket.

32. Some people’s chat history is full of love words and warm words. My chat history is full of homework answers

33. You are right, but I don’t listen

34. I have made my bed a paradise, so when I get out of bed every day, I feel like I have descended to earth.

35. Don’t struggle with the past, because it has passed. Don’t struggle with the reality, because you still have to live.

36. Let’s talk about something serious, such as your weight! After a while of silence, the sister replied: This is too heavy, so let’s talk about something superficial, such as your IQ!

37. I have the goddess’s phone number, and I can know whether she wakes up every day. If you call her and no one answers, you haven't woken up yet; if you call her and she hangs up, you have woken up. Don't envy me too much.

38. Why are you nervous? The college entrance examination score only determines which city you will play League of Legends in the next few years. Calm down

39. I went home for dinner yesterday and wore a new skirt. She said shamelessly in front of my dad: Dad, look how beautiful your daughter is! As a result, my dad glanced at my mom sideways and said quietly: If your dad and I had married a beautiful wife more than 20 years ago, you would be even more beautiful now.

40. If a woman can use your photo as a mobile phone screen, let you browse her phone at any time, give you the passwords for WeChat and Alipay, and even give you the password for your bank card, then you Just take her money and call me, got it?

41. Question: Is there a book that when you mention it, you feel that it has changed you, even affected your outlook on life, and moved you deeply? Answer: "Five-year college entrance examination three-year simulation".

42. You can’t tell whether someone has money or not. When we pass each other on the street, you would never think that I am a super member

43. Teacher: The college entrance examination is coming soon. If you are in love early, don’t quarrel, so as not to affect your mood. If you are not in love yet, don’t confess, so as not to affect your mood!

44. Some people can make you feel distressed if they are serious, and some people can give you toothache if they are not polite.

45. Beauty and ugliness are determined by destiny, fatness and thinness are determined by heaven, and I live by this sentence.

46. In the physics self-study class, the students were all doing homework. The teacher said: If you have any questions, just ask me! A classmate walked over: Teacher, where did Newton get his hair permed?

47. When it was time to take the college entrance examination again, I secretly found my diploma and blew the dust on it. I suddenly had a lot of thoughts, what's the use? I still have to rely on my face to make a living. . .

48. In the past, writing letters was very slow and I could only love one person in my life. Now with the advanced Internet technology, I can love fifty people a day.

49. My parents owed a lot of money to others when they were young. , I tell people every time: We will repay you double the amount in the future. Later, they gave birth to me and named me: Double.

50. At the end of this semester, there is a subject where I have to do a ppT by myself. A buddy in the dormitory spent a few days completing it! Finally, you have to explain it yourself! After he finished his talk, the teacher commented: He must have done it himself! We applauded! But the teacher also said: There is nothing worse than this in Baidu! Short and Funny Official Announcement Copy

Short and Funny Official Announcement Copy Part 1

1. You came at the winter solstice, but the wind stopped on your eyebrows and you opened your mouth because I came a little late.

2. I hope that for the southwest wind, I will pass away into your arms forever.

3. I want to hug you and touch you. If you don’t agree, you can kiss me.

4. Share my treasure boy.

5. Be a layman and receive great love

6. Finally bound the other half of my life

7. I was taken away by a pig.

8. Now, people all over the world know that you are my whole world.

9. When you smile, I feel like I own the whole world.

10. The best feeling is that when I look towards you, you look back at me.

11. "I have a dog" "I was adopted"

12. Sunny day, cloudy day, rainy day, there is no time to chat with you.

13. Love may be late, but it will never be absent

14. Love is like a thief, you can’t sleep peacefully every day, your heart is hanging, excited and excited , the biggest insecurity factor is often yourself.

15. I want to be the reason why you laugh and be the irreplaceable girl in your life.

16. I can hide from everything, but I can’t hide from you.

17. The flowers you raised were taken away with the pots and flowers. Sorry, mom, I can still get married!

18. The vast expanse of solitary smoke and thousands of miles of sand, I’m so lucky to be able to walk with you.

19. I am willing to write and abandon the flowers. From now on, I will deviate from the classics and change the Tao, just for you.

20. You may fall from the sky or from the forest, but the best way to land is to fall in love with me. Part 2 of a short and funny official announcement copy

21. I will have a family in the future.

22. I’ll give you one earphone

23. A long-term cooperative relationship has been confirmed.

24. Let’s grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly

25. From now on, there will be only one fish in my fish pond.

26. You can leave the rest of your life in my care, and you can occupy every favorite word in my love words.

27. Love is like flowing water, love is like peach, I float in my life, and I can catch up with you in your dreams.

28. Today I wanted to go get something, but I ended up marrying her

29. Those who are close to the red are red, those who are close to the ink are black, and those who are close to me are sweet

30. I look at the moon, but I only see you.

31. In this life, thank you for passing by my panic and my brutality and still favoring me as always. Thank you for meeting the best you at the most beautiful age.

32. Being unhurried is what the heart wants.

33. The happiest thing is to be liked by you every day that I like you.

34. May there be street lights in the thick fog in the mountains and fields, and may people return to their boats despite the wind and rain. May love rise slowly without knowing why.

35. "Party A who is stupid and has a lot of money" "Party B who is confused"

36. You are thousands of miles away, but billions of stars are not as good as you. Regardless of the changes in the world, even if the sun and the moon change, we will never see each other again. I still like you very much.

37. Since I have a preference for one person, I am willing to be generous for the rest of my life.

38. At this point, the monkey in mind returns to the forest, and the horse in mind has a rein.

39. Hello everyone, prepare a share of money.

40. The best of me is yours. A brief copy of the official announcement of my boyfriend

A brief copy of the official announcement of my boyfriend

1. For the rest of my life, please give me your advice.

2. I want to be your night, and I want to be your morning

3. I will always surrender to gentleness, and you are the gentleness itself

4. The unbiased human fireworks that I covet happen to be you.

5. I have seen someone whose eyes look like the one I want to marry/marry.

6. Love may be late, but it will never be absent

7. I am so narrow-minded that I can only accommodate you.

8. From then on, some people asked me whether the porridge was warm, and some people talked to me about the evening.

9. To what extent is our interpersonal relationship passive? If you take a step back, I will disappear immediately.

10. From now on, people and dogs follow different paths.

11. From now on, I will eat your rice.

12. I want to stand by your side, see you lower your eyebrows, see you smile, even if you don’t speak, I feel happy too.

13. I have seen this sister before.

14. With you, life has meaning.

15. When you are close to vermillion, you are red, when you are close to ink, you are black, when you are close to me, you are sweet

16. It is not as good as one person to understand if you are loved by thousands of people

17. You ask How much I love you is probably that if I meet you a hundred times again, I will fall a hundred times.

18. Famous and distinguished, home and warmth.

19. You are thousands of miles away from the stars, but billions of stars are inferior to you. Regardless of the changes in the world, even if the sun and the moon change, we will never see each other again. I still like you very much.

20. The flowers you raised were taken away with the flowers and pots. Sorry, mom, I can still get married! Brief Part 2 of the Official Boyfriend Announcement

21. You are in the deepest place in my heart.

22. How can I be willing to give up if I like you, unless time passes and I die.

23. I found my lost male (female) friend

24. This wave will never lose money, and I will make a profit in three years.

25. As long as it’s you, it doesn’t matter if you are weak!

26. From now on, your circle of friends will be yours.

27. I don’t believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more and more day by day.

28. When encountering bad things, you must learn to be calm and calm. The scum in this world come in all shapes and forms and are hard to guard against.

29. I heard that my husband manages the family well, and I want to hear the details for the rest of my life!

30. I was going to travel around the world, but when I saw you, I felt I could stop.

31. No matter how noisy a city is, without you, it would be an empty city; no matter how noisy a corner is, Stranger, with you, I am home.

32. From now on, the mind and body belong to each other.

33. Live a good life and love you slowly, not sooner or later, it just happens to be you.

34. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight! The wind is also gentle!

35. The feeling of liking someone is probably listening to others discuss love, and I only think of you.

36. The only way to relieve worries is to get rich suddenly. The only way to get rich suddenly is to love me!

37. The male (female) friend assigned by the country has finally arrived

38. True love is not love at first sight, but love over time; true fate is not God's arrangement, but your initiative.

39. I decided that I want to be the best in the world with you.

40. When you are born, you should return, and when you die, you should be longing for love.