Han Han’s classic quotations

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The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and everyone follows what they say. That's how it stacks up. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because of the large number of people.

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What I have said in my life is the most confusing. The rebuttal was that the quilt didn't need to be folded - it was meant to be spread out for sleeping - but this was also the first rebuttal. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules.

3.

I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors have not made much progress in their knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand in a way that even ghosts can’t understand.

4.

If it could be published in this era Being versatile is the luck of examination-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there was, he would be the king among men, but unfortunately there is not, so we had to remove the "king" from the character "全". What the times need is just talents.

5.

The current education problem is that no one goes to take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath wearing cotton-padded jackets.

6.

You can only wait but not chase the trend. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. Just stay at the station and there will always be a train. As for just now. Ordinary people like us cannot catch up with the car that drives away.

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China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they touched normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes. Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence.

8.

I have become a phenomenon and my thoughts and morals are not up to standard. It is better than no thoughts at all.

9.

Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

10.

I don’t like to be trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The class teacher often punishes me by copying the class rules 20 times, so I have to hold three pens at the same time. I often tell people that this is how I got my good calligraphy skills.

(11)

There are very few beauties on the street, because these days, there are more beauties who go to bed once a day than there are beauties who go to the street once a day. All girls, if they are slightly pretty, are standing in the big hotel; if they are very pretty, they are sleeping in the big hotel; if they are extremely pretty, they are all lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

12)

The gate of Zhouzhuang is full of all kinds of buses, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials

(13)

It is hateful to occupy the pit and not poop. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecating.

14)

After a man falls out of love, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again, and the requirements for finding a partner the second time are often similar to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if something is delicious and is suddenly snatched away, you will naturally try your best to find something with a similar taste. This logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit of her. If two people no longer have feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and there is no need to eat the food that gets smellier the more you eat it.

(15)

Fame is like The hair on the back of the head is invisible to me, but others can clearly see it

16)

My math, physics, chemistry, Chinese, and English are all very good, music, sports, and computer scores are zero, and I can’t even turn on a computer. I'm still an honors student. But if I am ridiculously good at music, sports, and computers, and speak Portuguese like a native speaker, but fail math, English, and chemistry, I am also a poor student.

17)

An adult over the age of 18 still doesn’t know what his future ideals are and what he likes. That is really a failure of education.

18)

Mathematics is about doing, keep doing it, until you find that you have done all the questions on the test paper when you take the exam, that’s it.

(19)

When I was in school, I liked playing football. Some people ridiculed me and said that I would never be able to play in the national team. No matter how good I was, I would be better than Ronaldo. What’s the point of playing? No more kicking.

So, if you like to drive, let me tell you, no matter how hard you drive, you can’t drive to the McLaren team, and no matter how fast you drive, you can’t drive faster than Schumacher. What’s the point of driving? Your driver’s license will be confiscated. .

（20）

When you fall in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you think you are good-looking and have face, but in the office, you think it is face-saving to find a rich man. , in fact, all they love is face.

21)

During the fight against SARS, some airlines offered a 40% discount on air tickets for teachers and medical staff, which was very confusing. It feels like there are not enough nurses and all the young female teachers are on the front lines. However, I really don’t see anything that teachers have to do with SARS other than teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. So if I am a cleaner, can I get a 40% discount on flying?

(22)

As long as the sentences are smooth and the typos are not too many to affect reading, there is no standard for judging whether the article is good or bad. I randomly hand in an article by Zhu Ziqing. No teacher would think that his students' writing is as good as that of a famous writer, and they will still make a lot of revisions

(23)

One year the school forcibly charged an extra 100 yuan when paying tuition fees. The reason was that the loan from parents was used for education construction. As for the repayment, it was not only indefinite but also interest-free. In the end, no one who was borrowed the money knows what the money actually built.

1. In Chinese, there are two "secrets": one is not to read Chinese documents; the other is not to read them as documents.

2. I have my own principles in reading books. I don’t like Chinese books and composition classes, because I hate these things that make people money and stifle people’s personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better. This guy is very smart and sincere. The characteristics of my writing are more like Qian Zhongshu's "Fortress Besieged", because I admire how he curses deeply without being explicit.

3. The student sent me a test paper. There was a question in it that used my article for analysis and asked which competition my article was selected from: A: The first national new concept composition contest; B. The First National New Concept Composition Competition; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What do you think this is? What is the purpose of the exam? Our Chinese language education is really great!

4. The protagonist of my novel basically does nothing and just lives in chaos. this is life. Why must it be higher than life?

5. In mathematics, I think I only need to go to the second grade of junior high school. It is good for a person to be well-rounded, but the more well-rounded a person is, the more mediocre he is. It is said that a person studies advanced mathematics to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is something that is innate, not something that is cultivated. If the ancients didn't learn advanced mathematics, wouldn't they have no logical ability?

6. The seven red lights of lessons illuminate my future.

7. It is better to have unqualified thoughts and morals than to have no thoughts at all.

8. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

9. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I am particularly disgusted with stereotyped personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write something like "Ah, our glorious bridge."

10. I have a clear plan for my plans after taking a break from school. I will promote the release of "Three Gates" in Shanghai in May, do book signings among my peers, and invite a few friends to go to Tibet during the summer vacation... a few at the end of the year. Yue locked himself in his home and put down a year's experience into writing.

11 The manifestation of nervous people when speaking is not forgetting the content, but forgetting the transition. They have no idea what they are talking about. Two sentences with no causal relationship can be connected with "so".

12 A family is like a mountain. Both parties have to work hard to climb up, but only one person can stand on the top of the mountain. It is said that a family is like a mountain, but more importantly, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. Once the two tigers face each other, they must fight fiercely to distinguish the superior.

Usually men use non-academic means such as fists and kicks to resolve disputes.

So, behind a failed woman there is usually a successful man.

13 When the problem involves money, the lifespan of love is different. I often see an extremely ugly man embracing a woman who is as beautiful as a fairy.

14 We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; and love based on money is eternal because money is forever.

15 I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some Ph.D.s actually haven’t made much progress in their knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that even ghosts can’t understand it. ——One degree below zero

16 Cities are like women. During the day, we only see her face covered with makeup, and only late at night can we see her face after removing makeup. That is the most real.

17 The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because there are many people.

—— "The Third Man" by One Degree Below Zero

18 The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded - they are meant to be spread out to sleep - However, this was also the first to be refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules.

——Sanzhongmen's "Personal Profile"

19 Trends can only be waited for but not chased. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. Stay at the station obediently and you will always be happy. There will be a car coming, but as for the car that just drove away, ordinary people like us can't catch up.

——Zero One Degree "Hair"

20 Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

——The 2003 "Preface"

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