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1. The character design is for reference only, the specific personality depends on who you are

2. I swear that I will never stay up late again. If I can't do this, my best friend will be a pig.

3. The world is so big, I want to go out and show it to others

4. Sometimes I wonder if it is because I am too fat to get into your heart.

5. I am a principled person. My principles only have three words. It depends on my mood.

6. A round face means 70% of the wealth, and even if you are not rich, you can still live in a house.

7. I chased my dreams, others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I still persisted, and finally found out , it’s really childish and ridiculous.

8. I left my hometown, and the whole village came out to look for me, and I came back carrying the well on my back.

9. When I eat grapes, I don’t want to spit out grape skins. I want to spit out grape seeds.

10. If the person you like does not like you, it shows how discerning you are.

11. It’s too difficult for me. In my previous life, I must have solved advanced math questions.

12. You sow pimples when you are young, and you will reap pimples when you are old.

13. Steps for solving math problems: 1. Write the solution. 2. Curl the corners of your mouth with a self-deprecating smile. 3. Write down the solution to a problem.

14. Do you have time to write a brief history? ""Why should I pick up that thing..."

15. I just picked up a little brother and accidentally scalded him to death

16. The quarrel is resolved No problem, can't you praise me calmly for an hour?

17. How to determine which seat will get off the subway early? God's reply: the person who puts the phone in his pocket. /p>