Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

My ideal: a farmer, a mountain spring and a little field.

I am not a coin, so everyone loves me.

The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it's gone.

I left Qinglong and right Baihu and asked Mickey Mouse on my shoulder.

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest.

Give me a girl and I can create a country.

The head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messy; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

I can chase a fat man into a thin man.

"... ladies and gentlemen, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will pay tribute to your old age ..."

I am an angel, too, but I accidentally landed first. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

People are not bad, except for being handsome, they have no shortcomings!

Once there was a girl who wanted to go to the grave with me-"If you don't pay me back, I will die with you!" "

There was once a girl who met me in my next life-"Want to pursue me?" Next life! "

Once there was a girl who was willing to die for me-"I'd rather die with you!" " "

Women can read the words of the sun and the moon, and have serious astigmatism to the eyes of the sun and the moon.

"tell the prince that I am still on the road, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys ... it doesn't matter if he continues to sleep!"

I'm already dead. If I meet a thread, it's pure hell.