1. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, but I laugh at others for being so cold.

2. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

3. If my boss doesn’t give me a salary increase next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and beat him to death.

4. Come here, I have a love interest that I want to talk to you about.

5. My socks are full of holes, and my future is not a dream.

6. Boring people just do boring things, and this is what makes them worthy of being bored.

7. No matter how deeply I love you, buying a diamond is the most noble thing.

8. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; the other is that one day a long, long time ago, I met you.

9. Everyone says that I spoil you rotten, but you say that I have never spoiled you.

10. Innocent years will not bear to be bullied, and youth will not let you down.

11. To be a human being, you must be a person who hovers between cow A and cow C.

12. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school; if it does, I will continue to sleep!

13. I will buy two ham sausages to eat tomorrow and let them go into my stomach in pairs.

15. Love is the support and companionship in sunny days and rainy days; it is the support of each other when we are down and out; it is the sharing of happiness and sorrow; love is the unchanging affection between us!

16. If cleverness has to be punished, wouldn’t I want to be cut into pieces? If I can’t get my soul, why do I care about grinding my ears and temples together?

17. Ducks are too arrogant and rabbits are too mouthy. I am a pig and I am very good.

18. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love is.

19. When I like you, I think you are cute even if you eat shit; when I don’t like you, I think you are eating shit no matter what you do.

20. I want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.

21. If you can avoid scolding, don’t scold! Once you are scolded, you will be scolded to death.

22. The sky leaves no traces of birds, but I have flown over!

23. If I can’t hold an umbrella for you one day, then I will accompany you in the rain.

24. Don’t be a bad guy, it’s a waste of your sneaky eyes.

25. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I have always been at home.

26. I want someone to hold my hand, whether it is ordinary or vigorous, we can walk together.

27. Your face reminds me of a word, it’s called do whatever you want.

28. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

29. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I answered: Joyful and beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, Fei Yangyang stood for a class.

30. After so many centuries of reincarnation, we met; after so many marriages, we fell in love. My dear, it’s great to have you. Let us love each other sweetly and stay happily together until we grow old!

31. I am so skinny and fat, so I feel so embarrassed!

32. There are two situations when listening to music: looping a single until you get tired of it, and playing various cuts randomly.

33. Don’t think that just because you have a piece of shit on your head, you are just a King Kong Calabash Baby.

34. No matter what age, there is no sense of gangsterism at all.

35. I love you, and I also love you and the little happiness between us.

36. Life is like a pressure cooker. You'll get used to it when you're under too much pressure.

37. I can’t find my tie again. Did you not find the rag yesterday?

38. Find a girlfriend. Condition 1: Female. Condition two: alive.

39. The most sadistic thing in the world. After waiting for more than 70 seconds of commercials, I found out that I had watched this episode.

40. The furthest distance in the world is Monday to Friday.

41. Prepare a memoir to recall meeting, getting to know each other, falling in love, and staying together.

42. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

43. Horses are prone to stumble on soft soil, and people are prone to fall when they are sweet-talked.

44. I will examine myself three times a day, am I good? Is it handsome? Rich or not? No, go study!

45. When you find that you have more friends around you, it means that you have something to use.

46. I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my rapid heartbeat because of my love for you; I really want to hug you tightly and let you feel my rapid heartbeat because of my love for you. breathing.

47. What did the first person in the world do to the cows who knew that milk was drinkable?

48. In my motherland, even foreigners regard me as a foreigner.

49. I vaguely remember that the teacher said that question, but I clearly remember that I didn’t listen.

50. We are all good children, there is no reason to be unhappy.

51. After washing your hair, you should take a few selfies even if you don’t go out, otherwise it won’t be in vain.

52. How many generations of climbing and struggle does it take to get from this world to that world?

53. The highest state of being a brother is when others think we are gay.

54. When you go out, please remember: you must return the cow B to the cow!

55. My poor score is no longer a hindrance to the class. It has already broken the class’s hindrance.

56. It is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a man to turn a girl into a woman.

57. I am actually a person with dreams, but reality is too hungry and eats up my dreams.

58. Teacher, I’ve been saving my homework for the whole winter vacation, and I’m feeling emotional. Why don’t we just hand it in?

59. The train bound for hell has set off, please do not disturb it.

60. The consequences of a diaosi and a rich and handsome man kissing a goddess forcefully, the former is bang! The latter is bang bang bang.

61. Don’t expect to lose weight. Bajie has traveled thousands of miles and still hasn’t lost weight. Moreover, he is also vegetarian!

62. It would be better for China not to have a virgin than for Japan to have a virgin.

63. Teacher, there are no beauties in our class. How can I be motivated to come to school?

64. Ducks cannot fly originally, but they will fly when cooked.

65. The school is not a funeral parlor, so why are you checking the remains? What kind of filial piety clothes and trousers are you wearing?

66. You said Murmansk, I am the North Atlantic warm current, you should be hugged tightly, I will support the wind.

67. It’s hard to give up on your natural beauty, so you have to keep on being handsome.

68. If a woman is a book, many women only have pages: a car is drawn on one page, a house is drawn on one page, and money is drawn on one page.

69. The performance of each subject is closely related to the appearance of the teacher in each subject!

70. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders who are like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates who are like pigs.

71. I love you because of your understanding, even if the strong wind blows down this dense forest, it will never change.

72. The little flower seller pulled me and said: Brother, buy flowers. You will know at a glance that you are a playboy.

73. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance; when I’m dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

74. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want your lifelong companionship.

75. Without a strong master, don’t think that you can bite people just because you are a dog!

76. Ninety percent of women don’t like men wearing pink shirts, but 90% of men wearing pink shirts don’t like women.

77. Please raise your hands and let me see your hands, okay? ! the robber shouted to the crowd inside the bank.

78. Your smile is always in my mind and makes me unforgettable.

79. I haven’t watched TV in the past few years. When I turned on the TV, I was confused. How far is My Fair Princess up to? Jin Suo has become the emperor!

80. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

81. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals.

82. There are thousands of men in the world, but if you are unhappy, you will change them every day.

83. You said that onions are magical and are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don’t want to deny you, but the last time I was hit on the foot by a durian, I cried for a whole day.

84. People who don’t like me can cause trouble in your heart. I feel really comfortable.

85. Wife, I love you, I care for you sincerely, my affection nourishes you, Amitabha bless you, I take this text message as proof: I will always be with you.

86. I have spread out my homework on the balcony. You can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.

87. A charming woman is a lighter, and a charming woman is a fire extinguisher.

88. Oil prices have risen, vegetable prices have risen, and house prices have risen, but wages have not risen. It is difficult to find a job, a girlfriend, and a wife. Life is really difficult.

89. If you like someone, every time they interact with you, you will feel that the other person also likes you. If you don't like someone, you will feel that every interaction they have with you has little relevance. QQ signature of funny classic sentences

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1. In fact, I worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

2. When walking on the street, I like to pretend to look at the products in the shop windows, but I am actually looking in the mirror.

3. Looking at the face of the class teacher, I have the urge to drop out of school. How can I study?

4. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find that I am worrying too much.

5. Don’t wear such thick foundation when you go out, as it will make it hard to see what you look like.

6. There is only one earth, so everyone must take care of it; there is only one earth, so everyone must take care of me.

7. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say one word silently in my heart: Explode!

8. I am sorry for you in life, because I have never made it easy for you.

9. I have drank so much Youlemei milk tea, but I have never seen Jay Chou come and ask me who he is.

10. If I could control my emotions, I would definitely suppress my foodie heart.

11. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

12. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs. Just reply to him: Your legs are thin, all three of your legs are thin.

13. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free.

14. I want to be your heart. If you piss me off, I will stop beating.

15. We obviously like each other, but why are we still so embarrassed that we dare not look at each other when we meet?

16. If you are hungry and sleepy, please don’t miss the mosquitoes; if you get entangled, you will kill every one of them.

17. Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first trial. After reading the news, the boss said to us in a serious voice, "Did you see, this is what will happen if we ask for a salary increase?"

18. Since ancient times, no one has poop in life, and there is no one who poops without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

19. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying: Love can give people inspiration.

20. When we were children, we were destined to be princesses. When we grow up, we will be spoiled by our relatives and friends to develop princess diseases.

21. I always feel that in ancient times, the mood of taking off the hijab when getting married was similar to scratching a lottery ticket.

22. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, so isn’t celebrating a wedding anniversary just like sweeping the tomb?

23. Mosquitoes, when will you evolve to stop sucking blood and only suck fat?

24. Which is more important, the wife or the game? Of course, my wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife.

25. I forgot to tell you, in fact, I love you very much. I forgot to tell you, in fact, I miss you very much.

26. Indifferent people, thank you for once looking down on me and allowing me to live a more exciting life without bowing my head.

27. At noon on the day of hoeing, mines were buried in the soil. Li Bai came to dance and exploded into two hundred and five.

28. A man’s biggest failure is not that no girls like him, but that girls who have liked him feel that they were blind.

29. A bitch is a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it.

30. Are we familiar with you? If you have nothing to do, play a video and treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.

31. I ate quietly, just as I gained weight quietly, and I slept in, but I brought a piece of fat.

32. I never sing out of tune. I just like to sing in my own tune.

33. Life is really ironic. A person can actually become the person he once most disliked.

34. People who say good night and go to bed are often still upset half an hour later.

35. When the teacher stops talking in the middle of class, it means that a classmate is dead.

36. Parent-teacher conferences and mistresses are of the same nature, aiming to destroy family harmony!

37. There are more than 700 million acnes in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.

38. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

39. I am the chewing gum in your hair. If you want to get rid of me, you will have to cut off your hair to become a nun.

40. It is said that the characters in "Xuanwu" have good figures. Let me tell you, if you jump around like that every day, you will also lose weight.

41. When I was a child, I would blush whenever someone stared at me. Now, whenever someone stares at me, I will make him blush.

42. It is said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn’t studying affect falling in love?

43. If I could travel through time and space, I would definitely plant a durian tree in front of Newton’s house.

44. If you are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light.

45. You will never understand my sadness, just like a fat person doesn’t understand why a thin person wants to lose weight.

46. Come on, what are the fast boys like this year? They look like they are joking.

47. I think back then, I was also a seed of infatuation, but it was struck by lightning and killed.

48. There are two situations when listening to music: looping a single until you get tired of it, and playing various cuts randomly.

49. It’s not that I don’t want to be a lady, it’s that life has forced me to become a shrew.

50. We are good friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing first.

51. I really admire Zhao Yihuan. In the few movies she shot, she didn’t mention changing her hair style, but I couldn’t do it.

52. The highest state of being a handsome guy is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you.

53. Never hang yourself on a tree. You can try several times on the surrounding trees.

54. A true brother is your woman when you need her most.

55. Oh my gosh, life goes by so fast, today I am officially running for the second year.

56. Zhao Wei said that only good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, wrong, only rich people have youth.

57. No matter what, you should learn from Tencent and call me dear every day!

58. I have always thought that I am a talent, but I was wrong, I am not! I turned out to be a genius.

59. Please don’t cry, because your sad face looks too hideous.

60. One day I change the automatic reply to what will happen next? As a result, someone chatted all afternoon. QQ classic love funny signature

1. When I love you, you are a beauty; when I hate you, you are a zombie!

2. Rich people will eventually get married, and lovers will eventually get married.

3. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!

4. My mother in the country said that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. I said that few people in the city know each other.

5. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

6. The Buddha said: Only by looking back five hundred times in the past life can we pass by in this life. If it is true, I would trade ten thousand times to meet you. It would be easy for me to just fucking look back in my last life.

7. You are happy and worry-free. I am worried and sad for you. I have also been sad and obsessed with you. I dare not change my heart. Don’t be too suspicious. I took a lot of trouble to write it. I am most afraid that you are unintentional.

8. I think of your smile when I get up, smell your scent when I wash my face, and you are what I need before going to bed. I really can’t leave you, my dear toilet!

9. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world. You have a nest of cabbage on your head, a sack on your body, and a kelp around your waist. You think you are the Invincible of the East, but in fact you are the second decliner. generation.

10. I really want to hide you, hide it in my breast pocket, and melt you slowly, and I will never be able to leave you again! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

11. I know you are very busy, but you must know: your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am missing you.

12. What? Waste paper? That's a long lyric poem I wrote. It's a proposal to you, can't you understand? So what do you do for your brother? Can he, a scrap collector, understand poetry?

13. Beauty, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, but I just don’t know how to express my love. I turned over and over again, thinking about it, and finally came up with a bold way. I want to capture your heart and make you fall in love with me. Fall in love?

14. Once you fall in love, you will fall in love with your wife. How many are responsible?

15. If you receive it, don’t blame me. Who is timid and doesn’t dare to express my love? I choose a season to love you. The oath of eternal love runs too fast. If you are willing, you can also love me.

16. I called you on the seashore, but was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain, but was blown away by the wind; I called you on the street, wow! Taken away by the police!

17. First-class smokers in Greater China can do whatever they want. It’s hard to estimate how many wives a second-class smoker has. Third-class smokers eat, drink and sleep on their own. The fourth-class smokers work tirelessly rolling cigarettes and no one knows about it.

18. The crescent moon hangs in the dark night sky, and the white hands hold flowers. The acquaintance between you and me is a myth. Since we all care about each other, why not let’s get married!

19. When I see you, I lose my appetite, so why talk about sexual desire?

20. A man without a woman will have clean ears; a woman without a man will have a clean home.

21. In your previous life, you were a landlord and I was your domestic worker. I worked for you for thirty years and you didn’t give me a penny. In this life, God destined you to accompany me all my life to repay you!

22. Good morning, good afternoon, and good night. You don’t know that I feel uneasy without you.

23. If you marry into a "rich family", you must know how to manage money; if you marry into a "poor family", you must know how to make money.

24. There are thousands of men in the world, but if you are unhappy, you will change them every day.

25. You, my dear, stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should I sentence you to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: I sentence you to me for life.

26. Do you know, I hate you because you stole my heart, robbed my love, deceived my affection, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate you most is that you waste it. My cell phone bill is a dime!

27. I kept walking around in the huge crowd, holding my household registration book and 9 yuan in my pocket. Then I met you and took you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you, my wife. !

28. Looking for a girlfriend: The personality is the same as you, the appearance is the same as you, the appearance is exactly the same as you, the cuteness is as cute as you, I feel exactly like you!

29. You are the vines, and I am the saplings, entangled and tangled; you are flying sand, and I am walking stones, crackling and floating all over the sky; your remote control, and my TV, yes, yes, yes, wonderful Come on, my dear, we live a better life together.

30. I have always regarded money as dirt. After marrying me, you will not have any worries in life - I have contracted 13 public toilets in the city, ensuring that we No need to worry about eating or drinking.

31. I can’t guarantee or promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, you will see that I have starved to death with a smile on your face. In arms.

32. I got married because I liked it, but later I got divorced because I chose it wrongly.

33. You want me to love you, unless the fig blossoms.

34. The so-called love is a waste of feelings after loving.

35. My dear, you always say that I like to brag, so please listen to me: for you, I would go up to the nine heavens to embrace the moon, and I would go down to the five oceans to catch turtles! Because: that month is you, and that turtle is also you!

36. You are my woman and I am your man; you are my heart and I am your liver; you are my everything and I am your everything; you are my world. , I am your future. This is our lifelong vow.

37. Before marriage, love is a myth; after marriage, love is a joke.

38. You are the crow flying in front of you in the sky, and I am the furry dog ??on the ground chasing after you; you are the crab crawling in the sea, and I am the pea on the ground chasing after you.

39. Look, it’s all down to you. You always compare women to water. Now there is a shortage of water resources.

40. My little sister loves her brother so much, and meeting her in a long distance is better than her hometown. My brother’s thoughts are the same as my sister’s, and I will never let you down. We are tied to each other by our old age, and we are like mandarin ducks together.

41. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour text messages. You have only two choices. One is to completely destroy your defense line; the other is to say you love me.

42. Men’s biggest secrets are often told to their close friends, not the same sex, family members or wives. When a confidante becomes a wife, this part of her power is immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

43. If I had one million, I would take it from you. Do I have one million? No, so I can't take you; if I have ten dollars, I will love you. Do I have ten dollars? Yes, so I love you!

44. If you have level but no temper, you are a saint; if you have level but have temper, you are a wise person; if you have no level but have temper, you are a mediocre person; if you have no level but have temper, you are a bad person.

45. Your period of hesitation has been passed, don’t tolerate being half-hearted! From today on, only gentle care is allowed, no arrogant actions are allowed; only love is allowed, no hate is allowed; only laughter is allowed, no crying is allowed.

46. Think of me when you are lonely, come to see me when you miss me, and bring fruits when you see me, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean that you love me, bananas mean that you miss me, and apples mean that you love me. I.

47. It is said that men become bad when they have money; what about women? Become bad and make money!

48. You are the flowers and I am the green leaves to set off your beauty. You are the moon and I am the stars to set off your beauty. You are the tea leaves and I am the boiling water. Can I soak you?

49. A good marriage will give you good experiences, a bad marriage will give you bad experiences, and a good or bad marriage will give you a pair of children and bills.

50. When a man foresees a woman, he will be lost; when a man foresees his wife, he will be confused.

51. I was very happy when I first met you. I didn’t expect you to be so philanthropic, so cruel to leave after cheating, so infatuated to be fascinated by you, so worried when I can’t see you, and so sad that I can’t keep you.

52. No matter whether the marriage is a tragedy or a comedy, the audience always feels that they are watching a comedy, and the actors always feel that they are playing a tragedy.

53. Loving you is the bread in the morning, the ice cream in summer, the garlic of Shandong people, and the pepper of Sichuan people. When I see you, my heartbeat speeds up, but I don’t see you in a bad mood. When I dream about you, time flies too fast. I don’t have to wait long to have you.

54. Lip proposed marriage to Tongue, but Tongue looked disdainful: You are a gun and I am a sword. When I am with you, I don’t have to quarrel with each other every day.

55. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years.

56. If you get married, you can become independent; if you want to divorce, your children can become independent.

57. I hope that all the women in the world will become you, so that if I miss you, I won’t have to look for you everywhere: and I am afraid that all the women in the world will become you, so I won’t be able to let you go wherever I go!

58. When I see you, I feel more confused than visiting a grave.

59. Wife, I love you, please marry me today.

60. When you are passionately in love, you always promise to get married again in your next life; after you get married, you often wonder whether you committed evil in your previous life.

61. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other can understand it best.

62. Weather forecast: From early morning to day, I sometimes miss you, and in the afternoon I miss you violently. I predict that my mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by the extended low pressure, this kind of weather is expected to continue until you.

63. Life is so long, so what’s the point of waiting for you?

64. The hope in life is to get married, and the only hope after marriage is divorce.

65. Last night I dreamed that men all over the world were suffering from menstrual cramps!

66. Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with petroleum, give you a bubble bath with Rémy Martin XO, and take you to and from get off work with a Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.

67. You are cigarettes and I am tobacco leaves, you are flowers and I am flower rice, you are hair and I am dandruff. In short, we are the best partners and will never be separated!

68. Love is wrong, not loving is still wrong, loving or not loving is wrong, then I will make more mistakes.

69. When you learn, I will make trouble; when you take a bath, I will peek; when you sleep, I will accompany you; when you give birth, I will cook.

70. A good horse never eats grass that turns back, so a good horse always goes hungry.

71. Do you know what I am doing? Give you 5 choices: A. I miss you B. I miss you very much C. I miss you very much D. I can’t miss you E. All of the above.

72. I find that you are getting more and more beautiful. It turns out that our ancestors have long said: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Our ancestors also said: A hero appears in Xi Shi’s eyes. The hero in your eyes refers to me.

73. My child, you should get married. If you marry a wise and virtuous wife, you will be happy; if you marry a frivolous shrew, you will become a philosopher.

74. Physics professor: Kissing is caused by the expansion of the heart causing the contraction of the mouth.

75. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

76. I was in a car accident and my waist was twisted. The driver was you. I was hit by love! Hehe, I love you!

77. God saw that people were thirsty, so he created water; God saw that people were hungry, so he created rice; God saw that you didn’t have a partner to hold hands with, so he created our encounter.

78. I still remember what my father once told me when I was a child. Don't fall in love prematurely. turn out to be! That's because only by waiting for your appearance can my true love be performed.

79. Male: Every time I miss you, the stars will shed a tear. This is how the ocean is formed. Woman: I fart every time I miss you. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

80. Sister, you are so beautiful. You are the most gentle and beautiful. I really want to say I love you, but I never have a good time. Can I date you on Valentine's Day? The rose of love is waiting for you.

81. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil!

82. I met you by chance, noticed you twice when we met, dated you three or four times, missed you all over the place, 90% I probably like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you.

83. Searching for you from the southeast to the northwest, following you from front to back, from left to right, falling in love with you in spring, summer, autumn and winter, holding you tightly through wind, rain, thunder and lightning.

84. Men don’t like marriage to be like a maze, but prefer marriage to be like a harem.

85. You clean the house for me, and I will clean the world for you!

86. I have prayed before the Buddha for five hundred years, just to be a little flower that blooms to its fullest on the road you must pass.

87. Sorry! I accidentally sent "I Like You" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if not, please send it back to me.

88. Do you want roses? I won’t give it to you! Want some chocolate? I'm hungry for you! Do you want me to kiss you? You are so beautiful! Oh - dear, don't be angry, I just want to tease you!

89. If But there is no provision for X. Forget it!

90. Come on! In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, no matter how ruthlessly you whip me, I am willing to wait for you all my life.

91. Are you secretly missing me? Are you really secretly thinking about me? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Let's be reasonable, I miss you too!

92. Dancing is too tiring and singing is expensive. Why not come to a class reunion to miss the taste of campus, avoid being single and heartbroken, give each other information feedback, and match up as many couples as possible!

93. After a farewell, I miss you two places. I just said three or four minutes, but who knows that five or six hours, seven hearts are like carrying water, eight lines of writing cannot be passed down, ninety-nine longevity exists in the world, I love the ten-mile long pavilion. you!

94. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, good stories will spread; if it is not handled well, gossip will spread.

95. When I see you, I am afraid of electric shock; when I cannot see you, I need to recharge; without you, I think I will lose power. Loving you is my profession, missing you is my career, holding you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty!

96. The feeling of kissing you is crisp, the feeling of hugging you is soft, the feeling of loving you is sweet, and the feeling of missing you is bitter!

97. Have you ever said that you are offline? In fact, you are changing online to invisible!

98. If I am riding a horse, you can call me the groom; if I am driving a car, you can call me the coachman; if I am from a TV university, you can call me doctor; if I am an accountant, Yes, what should you call me?

99. My heart has been split in two! Half of it is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When needed, one is the tree for the other. Let us join hands to move towards a better tomorrow.

100. Before you even had a chance to get involved, you were plucked out.

101. A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.

102. Red and sweet is a watermelon, eloquent is a courgette, croaking is a frog, and those who read information are fools.

103. My dear, I can’t do anything without you. The only gain I have gained these days is to understand a few idioms: living like a year, three autumns in one day, looking through the autumn water, lovesickness to the point of disaster!

104. Question: Why do pangolins keep digging? Answer: Looking for pangolins.

105. An unmarried woman sighed: Why do all good men become other people’s husbands? Someone reminded her: Wives train good husbands by themselves, and no man can be self-taught.

106. The only knife technique that women should practice is the knife technique for cutting vegetables. For women, this knife technique is more effective than any other knife technique.

107. Boy, you are my sister’s. Come hang out with me today!

108. Let’s raise a child, okay?

109. I met you by chance, noticed you twice when we met, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you.

110. I miss your smile, I miss your coat, I miss your white socks and the smell of you. Let my longing turn into white clouds in the sky and take away my attachment to you. My dear, come back, my son and I miss you.

111. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.