When God closes a door for you, he will release a dog for you.
Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.
I used to be a terrible player. My friends always blame me. Then I practiced hard for a season, and now he finally scolded me.
One day, walking with a colleague, he saw a jar on the ground, so he kicked it away. Seeing that the jar was kicked so high, I twisted my waist and said to me next to me, "Am I vigorous?" Do I have energy? "After a long time, I said simply," bitch. "
6. No one can turn a woman into a soft girl at once, but dysmenorrhea can.
7. I
18 years old to earn money. From nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt! I am me, different fireworks! I am who I am, and I see myself angry!
8. What do you want women to do these days? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.
9. Every time I watch a costume film, I will hear someone say: I want to smell the strange fragrance. It's weird. 10. College students get together for the first time after work and choose the zoo. Everyone agrees that only here can we feel that we are still individuals!
Eleven. Good girls only get good words, and beautiful girls get everything.
12. Just call it the Monkey King.
2000 yuan He promised to cross my name off the book of life and death. Don't I need to tie a rope for bungee jumping now?
Thirteen. "Very diligent" this
Five words, I thought about it before I turned to the front.
Four.
14. I like being alone. But all his family are against it, especially his wife!
Fifteen. When I went to the movies today, the girl sitting next to me was always crying in front! I couldn't help slapping her, and she immediately said, "Lying in the trough, the effect is so realistic that I feel punched."
Sixteen years old. The older generation plays tricks and the younger generation plays chickens.
17. One day, I was driving. Suddenly I asked the coach why the steering wheel was a little loose. The coach said calmly, you senior didn't step on the brake first, but pulled the steering wheel hard in an emergency and shouted "Woo, hoo, hoo ..."
18. The class teacher made a slip of the tongue and said "those who have attended my class" as "those who have attended my class".