2. A Taoist who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist!
3. If you can't bear it, bear it again!
I know astronomy above, geography below, but I don't know English.
A good horse doesn't eat grass when he turns around, because there is no grass when he turns around.
6. Life is like taking a shit. Although you try hard, you still get a fart.
7. Sleeping means getting up tomorrow! !
In 2009, as a post-80s generation, I was still giggling!
10. Soldiers who don't want to be soldiers are not good soldiers.
1 1. It looks fat, and it's still fat when you take off your clothes!
13. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.
14. Young girls are precious, but young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, they can both be thrown away.
15. I swear I will never swear again!
16. I am short of money and women, but I am not fucking wicked!
18. Cherish drugs and stay away from life.
19. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.
20. Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.
2 1. Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly.
22. Stupid is too smart!
23. Start with your heart.
Legally speaking, a sexual relationship based on money is whoring. If I text you, we will have a "trust" relationship. Although it's only a dime, at least I've fucked you in my life!
25. Although I lied to you, you should believe me!
26. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry to show that you are useless.
27. Haha,,,,, Being alive is the last word.
28. If you live, one day your life will burn out, your body will return to the earth and flowers will bloom. The soul becomes a memory and lives in people's hearts forever. Everything in the world goes on, and so does human life.
29. In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.
30. There are two kinds of men: one is lascivious and the other is very lascivious; There are two kinds of women: one is pure and the other is impure.
3 1. People who are ugly are also special, that is, very ugly. The best among people.
3 1. I am very tired today. I just want to say four words, including what I said before and what I said next.
Before the exam, I thought I knew everything. After the exam, I found that I didn't know anything.
33. It is better to spend money than to spend it.
34. An ugly person is a human being. Because you are ugly, you are a human being.
35. Busy-busy your heart. Without your heart, you will die …
36. Hate is like fire, but hate others but burn yourself.
37. Children who live in fairy tales will die in fairy tales.
38. How much sorrow can there be, just like a group of eunuchs looking at a brothel.
39. Don't test people. People can't stand the test.
40. Joke catchphrase: I am also a cow this year!
1. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!
I have not only a car, but also my own!
3. If you like it, I'll buy it for you ... (after realizing that the other person is angry) Oh, no, it's "brother, I'll buy it for you!"
There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?
I won't tell you if you kill me, but you haven't made a beautiful plan yet!
6. Not only am I lucky, but I also have athlete's foot!
7. Mirrors always reflect light!
8. Is there a P for handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn!
9. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong!
10. Relax, I'm not a good person. ......
12. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!
13. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm in love for two generations!
14. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!
15. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!
16. You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.
17. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!
18. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.
19. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!
20. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.
2 1. Hey, say what should be said and whisper what shouldn't be said.
22. Can you say stealing about a scholar?
23. Damn it, don't ask single men such questions!
24. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!
25. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.
26. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.
27. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!
I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough. ...
29. Two heads are better than one, and one is Zhuge Liang.
30. In this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves. ......
3 1. One thyroid hormone is cut and the other is not cut.
32. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!
33. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!
34. A: Where to eat? I have no money.
B: Let's go to the restaurant. It's on me.-the hose.
35. See if there is anything left.
36. I have a dragon and a white tiger, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist.
38. A: Without revenge, it's hard to swallow this evil spirit.
B: Then how can I let you die?
40. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm.
4 1. There is a saying in Shushan, do it first, and learn from the endless sea to make porridge.
42. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.
43. I will do my homework!
44. Have you done your homework?
B: Yes! Well, it's still warm under p shares ... do you want it? So you're here.
45. Who is sitting in the village today? He doesn't even clean the blackboard!
46. How much is this pair of shoes?
47. I was really blind at the beginning. ...
48. Is this blind man blind?
1, two farmers play with pigs
2. Kill the bird man, I am an angel!
Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! !
5. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?
7. Artificial intelligence cannot be compared with the stupidity of nature-because we advocate pure nature.
We should keep quiet when listening to the lecture in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.
10, people are not smart and bald! !
1 1, you are electricity, Li Siguang, you are the only myth …
12, stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.
13 I always wander between A Niu and Niu C.
14, not afraid of being used, afraid of being useless.
16, weeding at noon, bow and shoot big carvings.
17, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent!
18, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.
19, I'd rather have a fight with a wise man than talk to sb!
20. A big woman can't have no electricity for a day, and a little woman can't have no money for a day!
2 1, I would be embarrassed if I was negative that day; If you let me down, I will waver!
22. If the garden can't be closed in spring, I will draw an almond out of the wall.
24, life since ancient times who has not died, ah, nonsense paperless.
25. Steamed steamed buns are not for breath?
26. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold and his blood is cold. Shit, isn't this man dead?
27, the greatness of life, die under the flower!
28. If I lose this life, then I don't want the afterlife.
29. I love you What do you care?
3 1, take the newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar.
32. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!
33. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience? ! !
34. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.
35. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?
You may not study hard, but you must not review well.
37. I learned a sentence from a friend: I'll give you ten words-how far the fuck is it, how far the fuck is it ~ I remember the first time he said this sentence to a group of us, I saw everyone below posting ten words. ...
The best way to deal with those who use silence to cover up their ignorance is to deal with a man as he deals with you.
40, even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read!
4 1. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
42. The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.
I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
45. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.
49. It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!
50, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single! !
52. Choose a mature woman with a good skirt.
53. For the rich, everything is fine if it ends well.
54. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.
Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.
56. I am Jesus, his son, Coconut ~!
57. University is learning!
60, life can be done, life can also be exquisite!
6 1, other people's money and wealth are all things other than me.
63. I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.
64. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.
65. I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!
Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.
67. Lingling, Lingling, and another ice cream.
68, the cold of three friends-hot pot, cabbage, hot bed.
69. I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!
70. Big Brother, I heard that the meat of Second Brother is more expensive than that of Master ~ ~
7 1, why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive and sleep when you are dead?
72. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a 100 yuan, hold down "CTRL-C" and then hold down "CTRL-V".
73, women are pleasing to themselves, and men are pleasing to themselves!
75, bald donkey, dare to rob the teacher with being original?
77. I said to the buddy sitting next to me ~ ~ You are only one step away from genius. 78. It is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror, it always reflects light …
79. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes ~ ~ China national football team ~ ~
80. If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised …
Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
82. What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?
83. It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!
84, face first, unable to return to heaven.
86. Facing difficulties: You are not afraid of death, but are you still afraid of living? Facing danger: are you not afraid of life, but also of death?
87, high is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.
88. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!
89. There are three kinds of things that hurt people: annoyance, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.
90, driving is not difficult, I am afraid there will be new people!
9 1, when arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.
94, god wants to make people perish, must first make it crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first.
95. When the sky falls, you hug me, hehe. ...
96. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke!
97. Don't be the next one, just be the first one.
99. Today, a group of Japanese visited our school-to be honest, this is the first time I have seen a Japanese in clothes!
100, after studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!