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1. This script is a funny version, which is inconsistent with the original intention.

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Producer: Xiuyan Middle School Grade 8 1 Class 31Group 2.

Director: Guo Tuan

Deputy Director: Guo,

Screenwriter: Liu Yang

Producers: Zhang Yue and Liu Yang.

Starring: Guo (Old Woman), Wang (Official A) and David.

(Officer B), Zhang Yue (old man), Jason (Du Fu/passerby)

Dubbing: road width

Narrator: Liu Yang.

Backstage: Yan Ruyu, Miao Qing

drama

Note: () is a narration.

What do the characters in [] say?

Operation of tasks in {}.

Chinese as the original text

Scene 1: Twilight City in Shihao Village

Narrator: (The cold wind came in waves, and Du Fu walked for a day, and his back ached. )

{Du Fu felt backache and walked slowly on the road, fanning his fan. }

Du Fu: [Although it is so cold today, the scholar still has to put on airs.

This is called "not warm"! ]

Narrator: (In this war-torn age, who would have thought that disaster was coming? Alas! sky

It was dark, and Du Fu found a family nearby to stay. )

{Du Fu rests}

Act II: Officials arrest people at night.

Dubbing: [Horseshoe, dog barking, jingle]

Narrator: (Suddenly, Du Fu heard a noisy voice. Then)

Officer A: [Listen, people inside, you are surrounded. Hand over the able-bodied men quickly.

Otherwise, shoot! ]

Act III: The old man walks over the wall and the old woman goes out to watch.

Narrator: (The old man climbed over the wall and suddenly heard an old voice)

Old man: [Ah ~ Who threw the banana peel? ]

Narrator: (The old woman went out to watch singing-)

Old woman: [Go home often, go home often ~ ~] {and wave kindly}

Act IV: Why do officials get angry and women cry?

Officer B said fiercely: [Now you open the door in five seconds, or it will blow up! ]

Narrator: (burst into laughter that made the gods cry)

Old woman: [Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ We installed the latest and strongest match.

Cloud firewall based on. You can't blow it! ]

Officer A:[[ Sorry, we use the legendary eroticism to ripple 369-]

Officer B:{ Holding out a hand} [Virus]

Old woman: [You are cruel]

Passers-by sang: [I said you are so cruel ~ ~]

Narrator: (The old woman opened the door and took a hard bite at the official's arm)

{The old woman opened the door, ready to aim at an official's arm and bite it down}

{Officer A grabs Officer B's arm and the old woman bites Officer B}

Officer B:[ ah ~ you are a dog ~]

{Kicked the old woman away, making her look like she was kicked away}

Narrator: (Two officials kick their feet and show their shoes)

{Two officials stamped their feet at the same time, revealing their shoes, putting their right hands on their chests and their left hands.

On the side}

Two officials: [We are wearing Xtep! ! ! ]

Advertising voice: [Xtep, never stop! ! ! ]

{The old woman slipped to the official's feet and picked up the official's feet}

Old woman: [Is this the legendary stepping shoe that can kick through all obstacles? ]

{The old woman got up from the ground}

[Not afraid-]

Passers-by sang: [I'm not afraid to see cockroaches ~ ~]

Old woman: {Old woman gets up from the ground and pulls open her coat with both hands}

I have the latest anti-kick suit developed in America. You can't hurt me.

{Officer A pulls open Officer B's coat, pulls out a gun from it and points it at the old lady}

Officer A:[ I don't know, are you afraid of lasers in this dress? ]

Old woman: [Nani? I was wrong ~ ~ ~ surrender]

{The old woman is helpless, her hands surrender]

Officer B laughed: [Yes, hand over the able-bodied man quickly]

Act V: Listening to a woman, three men are guarding Yecheng. One person attaches a book, and two people are new.

Died in battle. Those who drag out an ignoble existence are dead.

Old woman: [My little son wrote back a letter]

Passers-by waved a letter: [Tong Yuan Express ~]

Old woman: {The old woman wiped her nose and tears on two officials}

[My eldest son, unlucky, alas, bought 5,831 times.

I have never won the lottery once. Two officials do it from an 800-story building.

Surprised, look up at the height} bungee jumping, to challenge the limits of human beings, look,

This is the Guinness Book of World Records certificate. {Show identification to two officials}]

{The old lady is crying and making a choking sound}

[And my second son, who is a computer geek, has a QQ level as high as four crowns.

Sun, member level 7, seven diamonds are all level 7, exceeding Q9, and Q coins are 50 million.

QQ icons were all lit up, and then they were stolen by an unknown master ~

Passers-by picked their noses and said with a smile: [hi ~ it's me ~]

[My second son died of drinking mineral water in grief]

{The old woman sobbed}

The most tragic thing is my third son, who is proficient in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling.

He was dumped by 30 girlfriends at the same time, and finally he was spit out by everyone.

Drowned]

The old woman, Guan A and Guan B made three musketeers, playing the guitar and singing: [Injury].

Sorry, I'm really sorry ~ ~]

Officer A:{ putting his hand on the old woman's shoulder} [I sympathize with you, but I'm sorry, I was yesterday.

I just bought an iPhone and turned it on when I came back. Guess what this is? ——

It's a model! So, I won't believe you]

The old woman squatted on the ground and drew a circle: [Draw a circle to curse you ~]

Act VI: There is no one in the room, only the nursing children and grandchildren, and the grandmothers didn't go and there was no access.

Finish the skirt. Although an old woman is weak, please come back at night. Emergency response to river services,

You can also prepare breakfast for the troops

Dubbing: [wow ~ wow ~ wow ~]

Narrator: (Suddenly the baby cried in the room)

Officer B: [Who? ]

Old woman: [That's my baby grandson who grew up drinking Sanlu milk powder, you know ~ Laogui.

It's expensive. His mother sold all her clothes in order to buy him Sanlu milk powder. ]

Officer A: [Is there no one else at home? ]

Official b:[ pure men ~]

Old woman: [No! ]

Two officials: [Can this be ~]

Old woman: [this is really not available ~ but I will cook some delicious famous dishes, such as

"Stir-fried nose", "Stewed steak with swill" and so on, if not

If you don't like it, I can cook it for you. Salary is negotiable ~]

The two officials vomited, turned around and said with a smile, [it doesn't matter ~ it's not us anyway.

Eat]

Old woman: [amount]

Dubbing: [ga-ga-ga]

Officer A throws the key to Officer B: [Somebody, bring my Rolls Royce and take this.

Go back, you shameless bitch! ]

Old woman: [[Stop it! Sir, can you exchange it for the latest Ferrari? I like flying.

Feeling]

Two officials: [dizzy ~]

Narrator: (Everyone is dizzy)

Act VII: The night is silent, like crying and choking. Dawn is the future, lonely and old.

Wengbie

Narrator: (In the middle of the night, Du Fu tossed and turned)

{Du Fu has been tossing and turning}

Dubbing: [Ahahahahahahaha ~ Woo ~ Hahahaha ~ Woo ~]

Narrator: (Suddenly, he heard a strange sound coming from the next room. He adjusted his clothes and thought about it.

See what's going on. )

{Du Fu dresses himself}

Du Fu said: [Go]

Narrator: (Du Fu goes to the next door and knocks)

{Du Fu went to the next door and knocked at the door}

Dubbing: [Knock, knock, knock]

Narrator: (The voice inside comes to an abrupt end)

The old man said in fear: [This is, this is midnight, is a ghost knocking at the door? ]

Du Fu leaned against the door and listened: [Strange, there was a noise just now. Did I hear you wrong?

]

The old man heard in the door: [Is he a ghost? -Is it murder? -Yes.

Come for me? ]

Du Fu said to himself outside the door: [Oh, forget it, I'll wait outside all night. I just

Don't believe that there is no one inside. ]

Narrator: (So Du Fu fell asleep against the door, and the old man was scared to stay up all night)

Dubbing: [goo goo ~]

Narrator: (it's dawn)

The old man thought: [It's daytime, so there shouldn't be a ghost to kill him]

Narrator: (So the old man opened the door)

{When the old man opened the door, Du Fu suddenly jumped on the old man}

With a scream, the old man said, [God ~] {The old man pushed Du Fu away}

Du Fu woke up and said, [Who are you? Why am I here? ]

The old man said: [I also want to ask who you are? Did you deliberately scare people in front of my house? ]

Du Fu said: [Oh ... I'm just a celebrity who loves flowers and flat tires.

I don't know how talented and knowledgeable I am-]

The old man immediately interrupted: [Ah bah ~ I don't care who you are, let alone who you are, even you.

What does fu do? Hum,]

Du Fu: [Huh? How do you know I'm Du Fu? ]

The old man's eyes lit up: [Really? Really? Are you Du Fu? ]

{The old man takes out paper and pen}

[Give me your signature! ]

{A group of people gathered around to shout Du Fu's signature}

Du Fu is proud of the spring breeze: [Don't worry, one after another. ]