1. How come your nonsense is more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV

2. I want to be thin as a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people

3. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar

4. My hair is gone, and dandruff is more outstanding

5. When I am depressed, I use the landlord's toothbrush to brush the toilet

. Life lies in happiness

7. Mind is a commodity, not an ornament

8. Whoever's husband is a fucking temporary worker

9. Just because you show half a * * * doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is smaller

1. Your smile is brighter than that shit in the sun

11. If two people are together for a long time, Sit down if there is no room

13. Count the stars with me. Count the moon if the IQ is low

14. Mermaid, I love you. Only you won't cheat

15. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here

16. Life is like a trip. I don't know where it will roll over.

17. What you play is called diving brother, and what you play is called lurking.

18. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes you angry, and the * * * is too thin.

19. Medicine doesn't cure fake diseases, but wine doesn't solve real worries.

2. Sorry, the signature is too personalized, which makes the system unable to display. Please refresh < Give me that bottle of orange juice.

23. Some people look much better than real people when they make masks.

24. I also want to be an elegant lady. Life has forced me to be a bitch.

25. The most common saying of thick-skinned people is that I treat you well.

26. Do you know what a big shot is? It's a little person who has been working hard

27. For men, milk is a mother. For women, money is lang

28. Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!

29. Asking how much you can worry about is like a bundle of snowflake beer

3. Eating all of it will make you healthy, gambling all of it will make you die

31. Excuse me, is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here!

32. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for people on earth?

33. I'm trying to make money now in order to buy a plane ticket in 212.

34. Don't be angry with me, because I have a caller ID here.

35. Do you think you are beautiful when people call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable appliance?

36. It's free to change your signature every day anyway.

37. The boss came to the bowl and burst into tears.

38. I chased you with Cupid's arrow, flew and flew in a bulletproof vest.

4. What's terrible is that you dare not die.

41. I'm not a bone, and I can't let every dog run after me.

42. There are no accurate lyrics, but it's thrilling

44. It's still 186 that is good for me. I sent him a pair of short messages, and he replied to me with three

45. Xiaosan cried. Because Primary Four broke its beautiful life

46. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It's God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God.

47. Every girl wants to have a May, but unfortunately not everyone can be a Qing Chuan.

48. Men, men, I wish you were a good person.

49. My parents have no worries.

5. At sunset, heartbroken people are jumping to describe people's mood. Talk about their mood.

Heart ached, heart ached. Be saddened. Be frightened. Be frightened. Worried. In spirit Upset and irritable. Mental disorder. When it is broken, it is constantly disturbed.

adopt a sentence about how to show humor and love and talk about humor

If our lives can't be guaranteed, why talk about dreams! Chairman Mao once said that "teenagers are the sun at seven or eight o'clock in the morning", so we should start from ourselves, obey the traffic rules and ensure traffic safety. Use your own practical actions to influence others and make your own contribution to improving social civilization. Let the tragedy not repeat itself, let us pursue the dream of youth and the Chinese dream. Let our dreams go straight to Yun Fan. Describe inspirational sentences and talk about your mood

You can't forget your original dream.

the future is as far as the heart is. To be a man, it is meaningful to pursue something and have a goal.

no matter how dull your work and life are, you can't dull your ideals. It's called down-to-earth and top gun! Tags: Composition Classics Previous: Sentences describing Gu Jian swords of legends's Sentences or Poems Next: Sentences of Grade Four Last Term Students' Comments

Happy talk about mood sentences

1. A person can't leave, but because he doesn't want to go away; A person stands up because he doesn't want to keep the appointment. All excuses are nonsense and are used to cover up his unwillingness to sacrifice.

2. My baby daughter is three years old. A while ago, she made her happy by buying an ipad and watching cartoons. Today, my wife took her ipad to watch Hua Qiangu. She didn't like it, so she grabbed it to watch cartoons by herself. Her mother began to ink me. "She wouldn't let me watch it …" I coaxed my baby to watch it for a while, or she cried. (My wife was very cooperative. At first, um …) The baby climbed over and said, "Okay, let's watch it together." My wife said, "I want to watch Hua Qiangu." My baby daughter was stunned for two seconds.

3. Who said that love won't hurt you? Who said that there is love that can't be separated? I only know that when I think of these words, I will feel distressed ...

4. Time goes by, even the best ones will be forgotten, and the bad ones will be abandoned in the corner, and the sadness will be just a dream. What we can do now is to find a quiet place, let ourselves think quietly and know what to do, so that we can not let the cherished things and important people lose again, and know what to do to learn from experience and strength, continue to move forward firmly, find things we like and do the right thing.

5. If you are happy, you can find a warm day, put on your backpack, change into a light plain dress and walk through the streets. Or, go to the busiest place in the town and watch people come and go. I also wear a warm smile and feel at ease. At this moment, the heart is warm, people are warm, everything is warm, how nice.

6. Pretending to be strong is not to let people see weakness; Pretending to be happy is not to let people know loneliness; Pretending to be happy is not to let people see the wound; Pretending to be sweet is not to let people see tears; Pretending to be relaxed is not to make people feel sad; Pretending to be happy is not to let people see scars; Pretending to be happy is not to let people see loneliness.

7. If you are unhappy, then the only way to become happy is to sit up straight happily and pretend to be happy to speak and act. If your behavior exudes happiness, it is impossible to remain depressed psychologically. This little basic truth can bring miracles to our lives.

8. People are always like this. When they are sad, they want a shoulder, but when they are happy, they want to embrace the whole world. Love a person may not have it, but if you have it, you must cherish it.

9. Let's be an excellent actor, devote ourselves wholeheartedly, laugh when we laugh, cry when we should cry, and love vigorously when we should love. We will use all our time and energy, all our sincerity and true feelings, all our laughter and tears to perform this drama of life, cherish every day we have, and figure out what we should pursue in the end, which will make us really happy.

1. I will pick up a book when I am upset, which will tell me how important it is to be happy; When I am angry, I will pick up a book, which will tell me how precious understanding is; When I am bored, I will pick up a book, which will tell me how hard it is to live a full life. Books! You are so beautiful and good, but when can I be as great and knowledgeable as you?

11. Listen to cicadas under the moon, walk through the snow to find the wind, push the happy window, and listen to the voice of hearts flowing. It's warm in winter under the setting sun, and it's not just the petals falling red, but also a touch of warmth left by time. Love dyed wheatgrass, love drunk as cotton. Three thousand in China, in Shui Yunjian as soon as possible. Colorful place, love and thoughts blend in the center of the heart, elegant with a love, taste a warmth.

12. Open the window of the soul and watch the beautiful time with a song of flowers blooming and falling. There will always be people coming and going at the world of mortals post station. The once beautiful things have never failed, and the flowers are gone, and the wind is light and the clouds are light. Sentences describing time talk about mood

1) I often think of those days when I was with you. Happy, happy, happy, lost, sad and painful all the days. I miss you very much.

2) Although I am far away from Qian Shan, I can still see your mirror heart and feel your tender feelings.

3) In your eyes, the person you love is a child and silly. You don't expect him to do anything "good", but just indulge his actions that make people laugh and cry. You will want the person you like to accompany you, but what you think may be the person you love; You will want to be with the person you love and see him sleeping so comfortably, sweetly and defenseless in front of you. You will smile and feel so happy.

4) Thousands of thoughts are frozen in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I will be satisfied if you are happy, and thinking of you is my happiness!

5) In this faint bright moon and in this faint starlight, my dream has spread to my hometown again, and to you in my hometown.

6) When autumn comes, I send my sweat and fruits to my hometown full of lilacs, to you, and to our years of love. Talk about the classic

(Xinhuanet) about traffic jams. 1. Now, anyone who is waiting for someone calls and the first sentence asks is: "Where the hell are you blocking that?"

2. China Expressway Auto Show, the largest auto show in the world, is a luxury auto show with the most complete variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

3. Once in a traffic jam, a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour-she was in a roadside advertisement.

4. I was discussing with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this moment, my 4-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take a sleeping bag, snacks and good music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

5. There are always some naive humans who think that the car will move when you press the horn a few more times in traffic jams!

6. When there is traffic jam, you can call your family, friends or even customers. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained long-lost affection, and some have made big deals ... The traffic jam has really promoted the feelings between people ... < P > 7. At noon, when eating in the canteen, the boss next door called to ask his people to send him food to a certain intersection, saying that it had been blocked since morning. . .

8. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and young leave home and go back to the boss!"

9. These days, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after you get off the night shift. When you want to take a taxi but you can't get it, take the initiative to ask if you want to take a bus. When there is a traffic jam, only a black car driver can take the initiative to choose a road with fewer cars for you.

1. A girl was caught in a traffic jam at high speed, so she was really in a hurry, so she took a plastic bag to solve it on the bus, but she couldn't get on it. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

11. Seeing the traffic jam at work, my boyfriend was going to be late, so he decided to sit on a motorcycle and said to the driver of the motorcycle, "Master, can you get to the International Trade Building in ten minutes? I am going to be late for work. " I saw the driver of motorcycle calmly say, "Take a problem, wait for me to install my wings first!" "

12. When I got up in the morning, it was slightly rainy. My wife asked me to drive to work and take her to work on the way. I was furious and said, "Why? Why? I also dragged the floor, washed the dishes and did all the housework. Why did you punish me by such cruel means? -I would rather break the washboard and never drive to work! " Say that finish, ride a bike and slip away!

13. Reporter: Teacher Wolong, I heard that you went out of Qishan six times. Is it true? Zhuge Liang: Hey, forget it. There is a traffic jam every time I go. It seems that I can only go out for the seventh time.

14. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams when you go out in your life! Sentences describing feelings. Talk about feelings

I miss you.

I really miss you.

take the little gift you gave me.

thinking of you. . Describe angry sentences and talk about feelings

18. Example: (1) Blind Chen caught the black cormorant; (3) The blind man Chen and the black cormorant both lost their families.

19. Example: ①: The cormorant captured the head fish king, and the blind man Chen excitedly showed off everywhere. This sentence showed his pride (or joy). The second place: Chen Xiazi had to send the cormorants away. Label: Composition Classics Previous: Sentences describing Gu Jian swords of legends's Sentences or Poems Next: Sentences of Grade Four Last Term Students' Comments of Grade Four Last Term.