I just want you to be with me. I'm not going anywhere. So simple. The following is an article I shared about the personality signature of boys' funny qq. Welcome to the sentence network of fresh graduates!

1, don't argue with me, every word you say will be my testimony in court.

2. "I said don't talk to me, you are responsible for talking about feelings."

Only a few people have been really kind to me in my life, and I will never forget it.

The feeling of a madman is only known to those who are crazy with him.

5, the sun is so big, can you get that moldy heart?

This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

7. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.

8. Buy a porous belt if you have money. It is never tight enough when you are hungry without money.

9. A man who can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

10, everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I can only pretend to be serious.

1 1. The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

12, the most tangled thing is that both TV stations broadcast what they like.

13, the road is very long, and Xiu Yuan is very embarrassed. I'd better take a taxi;

14, inviting people to dinner is not a treat, it is anti-corruption.

15. Since I deleted you, the internet speed has been much faster.

16, singing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood.

"Go your own way and let others take a taxi."

18, don't think you are a lazy sheep with a shit on your head.

19. In order to find out the cause of insomnia yesterday, I lost sleep again tonight.

20. All eternal promises are tragedies. Let's begin.

2 1, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall down. Is it that the girl uses Dabao!

22. Music is everywhere, and wives are irreplaceable.

23, I'm so cold, it's harder to pretend to be funny every day, you know.

24. I just want you by my side, with me, and don't go anywhere. So simple

25. I have changed a lot in recent years. The only thing that hasn't changed is that my eyes light up at the sight of snacks.

26. failed physics? Normal! Do you have to calculate the air resistance when jumping off a building?

27. The old dry land has come out to accompany the old godmother, and the uncle has not come out to accompany the aunt.

28. No matter how good the relationship is, don't violate a person's taboo.

29. Looking up at the dusty machine in the air, hey ... I have been running for three months and haven't made any contribution to the country.

In this world, reading several novels is sad, so I don't believe in love.

3 1, the school staged a disaster film every day-"Class"!

I wanted to press you against the wall and kiss you hard, but I didn't expect to bump you into a concussion.

You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

34. What's wrong with eating without caring about the image? Better than those coy girls.

35. Failure is success. Her stepmother didn't help her when she saw her child fail! ! !

36. It's naive to like you. I don't like you to let your father mature in minutes.

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38. Change to 1, his name is Megatron, change to 2, his men are Decepticons, change to 3, and he has Sentinel Prime, change to 4, and his name is Galvatron. For director 3, do you want him to blow up the sky!

39. Every morning when I get up, I will put on a performance with my beloved quilt: a drama about my heart, my body and my love.

40. Today, my buddy sent me a text message: "I saw a beautiful woman on the bus and missed my stop." I replied, "How beautiful?" . He said, "I have been to four stops.

4 1, on Wednesday April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class. The more we think about it, the more wrong it is. We can't be fooled!

42, girls, boys gently hit you to make you coquetry, not to make you fight back with ten times your strength.

43. As soon as the monitor shouted, my excavator turned over.

44, hitting the shirt is not terrible, whoever is ugly is embarrassed.

45. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

46. "I'll show you how cute you are. Don't leave me. " "Why are you crying?" "I was moved by myself."

The wind has been so strong recently that I almost blew my sweetheart away.

48, shameless this matter, if done well, is called excellent psychological quality.

49, suddenly found that Newton is good for force, tension, buoyancy, thrust, friction, gravity, pressure, resistance and support.

50. I am a different color fireworks. He is two yuan a bunch.

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