Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person can live.
3. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look ill-bred. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.
4. Buyer: "Boss, how long can this turtle live?" Seller: "Look at how you are. If you raise it well, it can send you away ..."
Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs so that he can't move.
6. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.
7. I suddenly miss my male ticket. I don't know if he ate or didn't go to work today, where he lives, how old he is and what his name is.
When you feel lonely, watch a ghost movie, and then you will feel someone behind you, someone on the ceiling, someone under the bed, someone in the kitchen, someone in the bathroom ... you will not be lonely soon.
9. Explanation is a cover-up. Covering up is dishonesty, dishonesty is lack of cleaning up!
10. For touching words across the screen, the other party can accept 10%, and for quarreling across the screen, the other party can accept 200%.
1 1. Frankly speaking. Don't always be there. Unless there are accidents, I will stay here for decades.
Twelve. "This word is really well written." "This is written by Xin Qiji." "How do I know what day it is today? It's probably Sunday! "
Thirteen. The so-called pig-like roommate is that I caught a cold and asked him to bring a box of black and white. As a result, he brought me a pack of Oreos.
/kloc-before 0/4.30 years old, you had a hard time; After thirty, you will get used to it.
15. When you smoke on the balcony, you smoke half and the wind half. You don't care about following suit. Maybe the wind also has troubles. At this time, the more you think about it, the angrier you get, and the more you lose your temper.
16. Some people are so vain that they would rather spend all their money to satisfy their poor self-esteem.
I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.
18. for those men who say "beauty is not important", this sentence is actually: beauty. Not important, but important.
19. When you feel lonely and bored, turn on the computer and play a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that the toilet, kitchen and room are occupied.
20. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.
Twenty one. At your age, you have mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.
22. A large number of defeated women have made Ma Yun today. Ma Yun has supported thousands of courier men, and the money earned by courier men has returned to the hands of prodigal women, and it has also been used to achieve Ma Yun!
Twenty-three People nowadays are too cold. A person who hasn't contacted for a long time suddenly sends you a link, asking you to vote for him, which shows that people at least remember you in their hearts. How long will it take you to vote for his opponent?
Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a short message saying: Let's break up. Before I could feel sad, he sent me another sentence, "I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong person." Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.