First, life with incomplete evolution, alien gene mutation.
Second, international faces are universal.
Third, the sentence that satirizes the villain is 1. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending. 2. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 3, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
Fourth, spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just sleeping.
Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.
6. See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.
Without you, how can I set off the beauty of the world?
Eight, you look very fauvism!
9. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.
10. A dinosaur passed by Xi Jiaotong University and went to the toilet. After coming out, she sobbed: 555, I finally don't have to worry about getting married in my life.
Eleven, you look illegal!
Twelve, it's really nothing, but as soon as the wolf calls, he makes up one lie after another.
Thirteen, I don't go to hell, who loves who.
Fourteen, doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things well is not simple.
15. None of the problems that can be solved with money is a problem, but the problem is that I am poor.
Sixteen, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
Seventeen, now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
Eighteen, the mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.
Nineteen, you treasure, you treasure, you eat the most, with salty dates in your mouth, dog tail grass in your nose, eyes like light bulbs and nose like urine. You think you are a silkworm baby, but in fact you are a big straw bag!
Twenty, we walk too fast for our souls to keep up.
21. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.
Twenty-two, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.
23. Smiling is a good thing. If you smile at ten people a day, you will be very happy, and if you smile at fifteen people, you will feel very happy. If you keep smiling all day, others may think you are crazy!
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. ..
The important task of post-80s is to create post-80s.
26. Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats soul.
Twenty-seven, when you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
You look like a car accident.
Twenty-nine, I met a writer's signature: it may seem approximate, but it may not be. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.
Thirty years old, come out to mix, and your wife will change sooner or later!
Thirty-one, a bitch will always be a bitch, even if inflation, you can't be expensive!
Thirty-two, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!
Thirty-three, asking how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.
Thirty-four, you are not cold on such a cold day (you are so cheeky)
35. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.
Say the second sentence to the sinister villain:
1. If I am just a passer-by, then you are just a passer-by.
2. Forget me! I think you seem a little nervous. You must be really hurt this time!
It is not that I don't want to forget you, but that I never remember you.
If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.
I advise you to die before it's too late. You can't do much in your life anyway.
6. Even your guts are not as big as your breasts.
7. You are really worse than an animal. Dogs are at least human.
8. Your brain is only 80% mature!
9. You are like an illustration in the toilet. You are shameless.
10. Who cares who the aunt is? Her face is wrinkled and lovely.
1 1. The meanness of others is learned, and you are born.
12. If you are a bitch, don't shoot indiscriminately. I am not a straw boat.
13. Don't feel that you are rare, but cherish what is rare.
14. Girl, long snacks! Don't treat the dregs of the sea as flowers by the river.
15. Don't you think I speak loudly, dear? Don't you know that you are barking at the dog?
16. You lean against the river and watch your cock die and your dog turn over.
17. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
18. You say I'm crazy, I'll come120; You called me sentimental, which alarmed 1 10. It rains when you cry121; Call me when you are angry 1 19.
19. You need to go back to the furnace to rebuild.
20. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
Talk about mood phrases to yourself.
The latest mood phrase said to myself:
1, a person will cry because of pain; The reason why a person hurts is because he cares; A person cares because he has feelings; A person has feelings just because you are a person! So you feel, care, hurt and cry, which shows that you are a complete person. When you are sad, forgive yourself. You're just one person. There's no need to see yourself as indestructible.
2, don't always be wronged by others, there are not many people in this world who are worth bending over. Bending for a long time will only make people get used to your low profile, and yours is not important.
3. I want to find a place to rest, find a happy harbor, quietly watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and watch the clouds in the sky. People come and go, flowers bloom and fall. These are all natural things.
From now on, don't indulge in fantasy, don't rock the boat, work hard, live a good life and be a person close to happiness.
Time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it's time to be sensible.
6. Life is not for repetition. Dear, change from today and find what you want from now on.
7. Anyway, feel everything in this world with gratitude. You don't feel bitter, just like this cup of coffee. . . . .
8. If you cry, your opponent will laugh. If you laugh, your opponent will cry. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the sarcastic voice and cheer yourself up. Smile confidently, and then do what you should do confidently. Be brave, it's really no big deal.
9. From now on, don't indulge in fantasy, don't rock the boat, work hard, live a good life and be a person close to happiness.
10. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in an eternal position without sadness: half in the dust and half flying in the air; Half cool, half sunny. Very silent, very proud, never dependent, never expecting.
1 1, the past is the past, don't entangle, empty yourself and forget it! ! ! Start over and be yourself. . . . .
12, what a wonderful or terrible thing, one day, it will be a thing of the past. So, why care too much?
13, it's okay to be sad, it's okay to cry, it's okay to be hurt, and it's okay to be alone. Give time and everything will pass.
14, don't be sad, this is the world. Wherever you go, there are always disappointments. Once we meet them, it is easy for us to be overly pessimistic and take things too seriously. Don't worry, close your eyes and sleep. Maybe something new will happen tomorrow.
15, instead of waiting for others to protect you, learn to protect yourself first. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself first. Countless realities tell us that people who don't know how to protect themselves are bound to get hurt. People who don't know how to love themselves and treat themselves well are doomed not to be cherished. . . Therefore, it is better to wait firmly than to love yourself first. good night
16, don't forget to smile when you are bored; Pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are; No matter how hard it is, we must continue to persist; No matter how scared you are, you should face it bravely; Protect yourself no matter how tired you are; No matter how painful it is, we must try to hold back; No matter how busy you are, you should pay attention to rest; No matter how far it is, we must stick to it.
17, no one will accompany you all your life, so you have to adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.
18, you have to understand that the script of your life is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or an external story of your friends. Leave a space for yourself
19, consciously add clothes in cold weather. Take medicine and drink hot water when you have a cold. Feel lonely and hug yourself. I feel tired and have a rest. Only then did I find that these trivial things were hardly given to myself seriously. Give yourself a chance to love the only one in the world.
20. Love yourself, no one will love you forever. If you are unhappy, find a corner to cry. You don't need sympathy. Dear yourself, learn to control your emotions. No one owes you anything, so don't lose your temper with others casually. Dear yourself, there is only one you in the world, even if no one knows how to appreciate it, you should love yourself! You must always believe that tomorrow is another day.
Write a sentence for your mood:
1. How dare I fall? There is no one behind me.
Nothing can stop me from pursuing life, beauty and happiness.
3, don't forget to promise yourself, don't forget where you are going, work hard, there will be no tomorrow that you can't reach.
4. Good things and bad things will become the past! Come on, dear yourself. . .
5, people have the instinct of guilt, especially hello, you are just really moved; Ignore you, but you are stuck in the mud! At that time, I was in poor health, thinking too much and crying too much. After all, I have completely failed myself in this life. . .
Nothing in this world can beat me except myself.
7, hard work, hard work and chaos, my world is always in chaos, why can't this life, this heart, this love, this family be simpler? What time does this day end? . .
8. Love nothing, but don't love yourself. . .
9. When you suffer from indifference and neglect everything, review yourself! That is, you have no right to be trampled by that weak self-esteem! /Well, don't blame anyone if the weight is not enough. . .
10, when I saw that the world was cold and I couldn't help crying, I gritted my teeth and said to myself: OK! Life has no audience, only yourself! You're not strong and weak. Who are you showing it to?
1 1. No matter what grievances and unwillingness you have suffered in life or elsewhere, you can only use success to crusade! Otherwise you deserve it!
12, in this world, the person I should say I'm sorry most is myself: I'm sorry, dear myself, I've never been kind to you, and I often abuse myself because of annoying trifles. . .
13, every sleepless night, every arduous journey, every difficult checkpoint, and every time I accidentally get sick, I hope to have someone who knows me with me. . .
14, no matter how busy, no matter how annoying, no matter how messy, remember to be calm. . .
15, what I want is not a flash in the pan, true or false, but sincere affection! I can't play emotional games and ambiguous life, and I don't care about playing! A person's life is quite good.
16, I really only like simple people and long for a simple life. . .
17, such cold weather, this special day, can't help but think of that distant relative! Remember to be happy and take care of yourself, my good girl! Sometimes loneliness is just my insistence, so in the future, I don't want to continue this person's eternal life, because I am tired.
18, is there such a person in your mind who stays quietly in your heart? His contact information is always in your mobile phone, but you never dial it. Because a turning distance has become a very short distance, some people are suitable for looking back quietly and rotting in their hearts forever. . .
19, no matter what happened before, what will happen in the future. At this moment, I have a you in my heart, and I will never forget it. My world is so small that few people can touch it. Then let it stop here, floating in the wind. . .
20, some ideas, some feelings to collect.
The sentence for the villain around me is a complete book!
1, there are beautiful women, I will help you soak; If you have money, I will help you spend it; If you want to get into trouble, I'll help you break in; If you want to make trouble, I will help you find it. Who told you that you are our best friend? Tie buddy day, if you have anything to say, I will help, as long as you are happy.
2. A brother, who dares to gag around you at ordinary times, does not hesitate to stand up at critical moments. A brother offended a friend in order to accompany you to drink and chat, but he was still silly every time. A brother is more anxious than you when you are impatient, but I still advise you to comfort yourself first.
3. I once smashed a pot to sell iron, fought a war to let go of blood, stayed overnight along the street, crossed the waves and stepped on prostitutes, begged for money to call my grandfather, lost my virtue in the wild, believed in ghosts to exorcise evil spirits, and the relationship between you and me was tense. Iron buddy day, I wish you a happy day!
The brotherhood of past lives, like a bright light, shines on my soul and makes my existence a little glorious.
5, and the villain is only a villain in the end. It is a great shame for me to associate with such people in my life. All your tricks are just a smile in my eyes, and your treachery is nothing but cutting off your robe and breaking your righteousness.
6. Iron friendship is deeply rooted, and firm companionship is extraordinary; The iron core is congenial and takes care of each other, and the friendship between iron and hard will last forever; Die-hard fans encourage each other and send iron blessings today. I wish you all the best and peace in the four seasons!
7. A brother is a man who drinks his own wine but wants two glasses.
8, brothers are difficult, and brotherhood will last forever!
From today to the end of the world, we will be remembered forever. We are a few lucky people and interdependent brothers. Whoever shares my blood with me today is my brother.
10. The enemy who wields a knife in front is like a friend who hides a knife behind his back.
Speaking of despising villains
1, the gentleman is harmonious but different, and the villain is not harmonious. 2. What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.
I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!
4. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.
Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?
6. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
7, you are quite suitable for taking the upper route!
8. A false heart will not have strong legs.
9. an upright man is open and poised while a petty man is anxious and worried.
10, when poor God came in quietly, false friendship washed away from the window.
1 1, a gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and a villain is not as good as Zhou.
12, the villain only meets, and the cold and summer are not expected.
13, I wish you an early success!
14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
15, this person has been vaguely successful.
16, the beauty of a gentleman as an adult is not the evil of an adult. The villain is the opposite.
17, the world is like this, it's all hypocritical. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?
18. The cast mirror must be bronze, which is easy to clean. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.
19, hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.
20, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.
2 1, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!
22, the villain has been private, quite referring to other things.
23. Why don't gentlemen go to villains, and villains will die like grass.
24, don't cry at my grave, dirty my path of reincarnation.
25. Only villains and women are difficult to raise.
26. Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats soul.
27. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.
28. If others can't see your hypocrisy, you are not hypocritical?
29. You are really a tree. How simple is it?
Please respect yourself.
3 1, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.
32. Nowadays, young people really don't know the so-called. He even smeared cow dung on his face.
33. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.
34. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.
35. You rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, and watch the dog turn over.
People like you are really rare in the world!
Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.
38. A gentleman is figurative, while a villain is figurative.
I won't cry for you again. My mascara is not cheap.
40, the gentleman is Huaide, and the villain is pregnant with the soil; A gentleman is guilty of punishment, but a villain is guilty of profit.
4 1. Truth is truth only because it faces mistakes and hypocrisy.
42. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin, but it is difficult to draw a tiger's bone.
Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.
44, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
45. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.
Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!
47. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and pretend!
48. Yang enters a gentleman and Yin retreats into a villain.
49, the golden jade is defeated.
Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!
5 1, the huge shameless megaphone is a shame for Eskimos.
What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.
53. I have met Xifeng, and I am very calm. It's just you that make me hate coming to earth.
54. What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !
55. The villain was trapped for an instant and went to blood shed in the afterlife. The world is solid, why should I follow you?
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
57. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
58. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.
59. The mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.
60. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.
6 1, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.
62. Smelly garbage people spit out the source of nouns.
63, leaning against the east wind will be crazy.
64. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.
65, the villain is shameless, paying attention to profit and neglecting death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
66. A wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar in a mask, you are an animal when you take off your clothes, and a devil when you put on your clothes!