The pace of life is so fast that we don’t even have time to laugh! But how can we live without a sense of humor? The following is the space I provide for you to talk about funny rhymes, I hope you like it!

Selection of funny space jingles

1) You have to know that the future of Deluxe will not be too bright, so we don’t have to be so pure.

2) Lucky people become pigs and unfortunate people become human beings. I am a lucky unfortunate person. At least I sleep like a pig.

3) I went to an Internet cafe and saw a young man in his twenties watching Pleasant Goat. Damn, that’s childish. After watching it for more than three hours, I really couldn’t stand it anymore. I patted his shoulder and gave him a cigarette: Brother, would it be better if you could look at the bald head?

4) Install mirrors in the school stairs Just to tell us: If you are ugly, you should study more!

5) You have been single for a long time and your resentment towards society is too deep. When you see two people stuck together while cooking dumplings, you will force them to separate?

6) In the morning, my boyfriend swatted a bloody mosquito to death and muttered on the bed: "Even if we are infected, I still want to kill you, because I already have someone I love." ?

7) A friend asked an old man to borrow money, and the old man suddenly asked him: "Do you like Teacher Cang?" The friend said he did without thinking. As a result, Lao Xi said: "I can't lend you this money. I also like Teacher Cang. We are love rivals." ?

8) You said onions are magical and are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don’t want to deny you, but the last time I was hit on the foot by a durian, I cried for a whole day.

9) ?A few minutes ago it was a part of my life. Now it sank in the cold water and lost its temperature. The moment I pressed the button, I said goodbye to it forever! I miss people Life, separation, death, love, hate, love and hatred are nothing more than this. . . ?This is the reason why you don’t flush your shit?!

10) If the children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must lack imagination.

A collection of funny space rhymes

1) Appearance is not important, but whether you are beautiful or not is important.

2) You don’t know how much I envy those who can see you every day, hear your voice, and talk to you*

3) The Voice of China , every student will say? I have loved singing since I was a child?!

4) First call me sister, then sister, and then call me wife!

5) We have passed How many single Valentine’s Days.

　6) If the sun doesn’t come out, I won’t go to school; if it does, I’ll continue to sleep!

　7) I bought a bitch last year

8) Suddenly I remembered a very domineering sentence: Is there anyone who loves me? Stand up and let me love.

9) Marry a handsome man who knows how to cook delicious food.

10) -Treasure me while I am still here.

11) If I was beaten and disabled one day, I would like to know, apart from my mother, which woman would cry heartbreakingly, and apart from my father, which man would not say a word?

12) Talking to some bitches is a waste of saliva

13) Since ancient times, no one has died, whether he dies early or dies late

14) Drink The child who drinks for one hour and bites the straw for half an hour will be happy

15) Idiot, I want to fool around with you any day. Idiot, I want to giggle with you any day.

16) When you and I were young, we ended up with answers full of mistakes because we didn’t learn the lesson of love.

17) Why don’t we be cruel, cunning, pretentious, or scheming? Be a woman

18) You turn around and I’ll go downstairs.

19) From now on, you are not mine, and I am not yours.

20) When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard or tired you are, stand up and give her a hard slap in the face.

21) ~The drunk and sleeping girl Mo Xiao~It is said that she is invincible in love~How many heroes from ancient times~The whole army was defeated under the beautiful skirt~!

22) What I want is The kind of bitch who can’t get rid of her and loves to cling to me

23) Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.

24) Don’t joke too much, otherwise it will be a disaster

25) Are you stupid? Do you think you will die without him? Whoever is missing will live well, give it to me Remember it clearly

26) Dear classmate, next semester, if there is no class, I will accompany you to chat, gossip and play poker. Are you bored @ Dear classmate, next semester, if there is no get out of class, I will accompany you to the toilet. Do you feel lonely when buying snacks@

　27) When I grow up, I will be smarter, gentler, and stronger than you!

　28) It is said that memorials are being held all over the country. A guy named Re is so hot!?

29) If you win, I will accompany you to rule the world! If you lose, I will accompany you to make a comeback!

30) Is it useful to be pitiful? Tell me, do you need your sympathy? Do you need your hypocrisy?

31) I am not gentle, not beautiful, not a lady. I laugh when I am happy and cry when I am sad. I want to be with my best friend forever and I am afraid. Lose the whole world in one second and never show dissatisfaction

32) Life lies in stillness. How many years do you think this bastard has lived?

33) Hey, do you dare to be my son? Hey daddy, do you dare to be my son’s mother?

　34) Don’t always look at your little mom, no matter how much I bring pie, it’s not your cup of tea.

35) Men who treat women badly in this life will become seven-dimensional in the next life

36) If it is stipulated that a person can only be nice to one person in his life, I would rather that person be You. I have no regrets and will do so until death! But there are no rules? Forget it!

37) Nowadays, there are more and more monsters, but there are fewer and fewer monsters.

38) The ancients said: You are two or not two, the second is there, neither three nor four.

39) I really want to put you in a flowerpot so that you know what a vegetative state is

40) When buying a watermelon, 100 people will knock it and it will grow bigger Are you talking nonsense if you don’t understand some of them?

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