What was originally a simple friendship is worthless after being tainted by those local dogs with long tongues

There are so many people watching the excitement but very few can help you out

You will never know how comfortable it is to be held by someone who is 1.8 meters tall

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don’t want it

I want it Building my happiness on the pain of others

Sometimes, it is my own feelings that deceive myself.

I’m planning to get a haircut, but I’m shaking my bangs so much that my neck feels crooked.

At least my brain will be short-circuited, and I don’t even have a power source.

It is said that people with big faces cannot use touch-screen mobile phones, because if they smile, they will hang up the phone.

Even if we are unhappy, we have to laugh heartlessly to cover up our sadness.

The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.

You have only one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

Stop touching it! Even I can't find where my breasts are.

Humility makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.

I thought that as long as the sky lasted, the earth would grow. Who knew there would be another earthquake?

The woman looked very pretty at first glance, but when she looked carefully, she might as well have taken a quick look.

The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but cannot wake up my sleeping heart.

Sorry, I only smell of sweat, not of womanhood.

I look forward to the end of class when I go to class, and look forward to vacation when I go to school. I have always been persistent in my goals

Don’t ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue

After the breakup, you treated me as a sacrifice and I treated you as a dead person, it was over

They all say that we are the flowers of the motherland, why is it that I am the only one who is injured?

My memory is Instead of living at the other end of the long street, my growth rings died at this end of the long street.

Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

The left side of the head is filled with flour, and the right side of the head is filled with water. Whenever I think about a problem, my head is full of paste.

I am not a descendant of rich people! But I want to be the ancestor of a rich man!

Every woman can only be a lolita for two years, but every man can, for a long, long time.

No matter what, if you drag me again, I will kick you to the Antarctic to dance waltz with penguins.

If one day men all over the world get their period, I will sell sanitary products.

Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let others find it!

Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night, and the next day I found that I had lost weight.

Jingle Cat lives in darkness forever because it cannot see its fingers.

Maybe what fell from the sky was not a meteor, but a crashed plane.

Until I met you, I didn’t know that dinosaurs can actually reappear.

Who do you think you are? The wine bottle on top of the kerosene lamp, you think you are a light bulb

Don’t disturb me by hanging Q in the spring sleep. Suddenly heard the QQ voice, how many truths there are.

I am a passionate person, my characteristic is coldness, and my specialty is refrigeration.

Never hang yourself from a tree, try hanging from a nearby tree.

When I saw you looking sullen, I lowered my head. It wasn’t that I was shy, but I was looking for a brick.

When I was in a bad mood, I took the bus and sat behind someone with long hair to get my hair cut. Hair

There was gold under the man's knees. I cut off the whole leg and couldn't find even a piece of copper

When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Monk. If you can, play with it. If you can't, play with it. Eat him for fun.

A man quitting smoking is just like a woman losing weight. There will always be a tomorrow.

A man’s mission is sacred and firm: first, to defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!

This is a world where leaving is popular, but none of us are good at saying goodbye.

If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

I want to be as strong as a cactus and learn to prick bad people.

Stop pretending to be cool for me, you think you are Youku

Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing tricks on me.

Don’t tell me you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

I will not compete with idiots, so that others will not be able to tell which one is the idiot.

I like daytime because I can daydream during the day.

Woman who treats me badly, curse you to be sucked dry by Hushu Bao.

Finally found that I have a habit, if depravity can be considered a habit.

The tortoise can beat the hare, but in fact they just go their own ways

Memories tie up our time, and time tears apart our memories.

Waking up is one thing, getting up is another

Why can’t I understand your heart after watching it for so long? because. . . I'm short-sighted.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth when I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.

Crying can solve the sadness, and laughing can relieve the mood.

Posturing is a sign of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth.

The quicksand of all memories, those lost years, have washed away all my dust.

Love is a kind of amnesia that makes people forget that there are 1.2 billion other people of the opposite sex in this world.

Fish farming---I need to change the water once a week, but I always forget, so I have to change the fish once a week.

The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt something you previously believed in.

The past is the ashes of memories, and the future is an illusion projected by people.

Perhaps letting go now is the most considerate move, because you shouldn’t have any difficulties in loving me.

It is really difficult to find similar ones, but there are quite a few that are similar.

Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

You think you are redundant, but actually, you are really redundant!

When dry firewood meets the raging fire, it is called a bright show; when wet firewood meets the flame, it is called a dull show

You are my Youlemei, so I can kill you after I drink it. Throw it away.

Funny signature: Once upon a time, her eyes were like those of Dong Cunrui, who looked at death as if he were at home.

Happiness is a comparative level, and you need something at the bottom to feel it.

When I get rich, I will send the people I hate the most to the most famous mental hospital

I thought that as long as the sky lasts, the earth will grow. Who knew there would be another earthquake?

What words are used to describe a particularly otaku? Luxurious house!

It made me angry, so I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers with anger

Nowadays, there are more and more billionaires, and I only have 100 million, but this is still a memory.

Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent

Look at the moon in the sky, it is so round. By the way, you have myopia, so you can see in the water.

Give me a car accident, and I will either lose my memory, die, or travel through time

When you confess your love to someone in your class, she doesn’t agree because she is afraid that she will not dare to face you after breaking up. .

Youth, I’m sorry, I made you dull and full of wounds

You don’t understand the feeling of missing you, missing you, crazy about you, loving you, heartache and suffocation

After several illnesses, I finally lived a life that was invulnerable to all poisons?

Your love for me is like the memory of a goldfish, fleeting.

I still remember the kiss you and I had in the dark alley