People with some money should treat you as a slave and the girls outside as fools.

Boyfriends are not handsome, because people outside are safe and disgusting. You can stick a photo of your boyfriend at the door to ward off evil spirits.

Wang Han&Li Chengyuan:

One day, a mature man, Wang Han, and his girlfriend, Li Chengyuan, were walking by the sea. ...

Classic lines of "Love Song in Winter":

Wang Han: Even if all the stars change places, Polaris will stay where it is. Even if others don't understand you, forgive you or even leave you, as long as I stay where I am and you are willing to come back, you will never get lost.

Li Chengyuan: I won't say sorry to you, because you took away my most important thing and my heart. So I have no regrets, because I love you.

Ou Di&Yo-Yo

On this day, YoYo and his lover, Ou Di Xiangsi River. ...

Classic lines of Dae Jang Geum:

YoYo: My Lord, it doesn't matter that you will give up everything for me. My Lord, you don't care that I may be demoted as a pariah? For my adult's sake, your hand with a pen may dig into the soil. Is this important to you?

Ou Di: Never mind, never mind.

YoYo: It's all because of me.

Ou Di: Because of you, nothing matters.

Qian Feng, Lisa and Tian Yuan

On this day, Lisa and Qian Gongzi wandered around her other, and he followed.

Classic lines of "Sorry, I Love You":

Qian Feng: Eating or kissing? Eat or sleep with me? Eat with me or live together? Eat with me or die together?

Classic lines of Paris lovers:

Tian Yuan: Let's live together. If you are embarrassed, I will give you a choice. First, get married right away. Second, disagree, agree immediately, and get married; If you want to think about it, I'll give you one day to get married right away. Is it okay?

Small arms and warmth

On this day, Hua Tong Xiaowu was warm with his lovely girlfriend on his back.

Classic lines of "fancy man":

Xiaowu: Why didn't you tell me that you liked me? I've said it several times.

Warm: Do I have to say it?

Xiao Wu: I want to hear it.

Warm: I like you.

WH: My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan, so everyone knows that I am a mixed-race.

OD: Let's touch that machine. You let it come and touch it.

Hey, even if we just met, it's not necessary to be so tall, is it?

Well, it doesn't need to be too low. You can go up a little, go up, go up, be good, =3=

OD: I finally saw the furthest distance in the world!

TY: Brother Han, another word has been formed at her stop, which is "convex".

WH: You are bald!

OD: Being short is not human. I also have the right to breathe!

QF: We have a big guy here.

XAW: Is this weightlifting?

OD: No, you misunderstood. This is an orangutan.

OD: Oh, my God, the pressure of shooting is really great.

WH: She doesn't play in the youth team! So don't worry!

OD: Is it the coach? Then I jumped so high just now. Can I join the team?

WH: You can join the Young Pioneers.

OD: Why, Brother Han, I have grown up.

WH (touching Ou Di's head), Oh, you can join the Young Pioneers!

All: short, short.

OD: It's five centimeters short.

WH: Actually, our bodies are not fit to practice this.

T: Yes, our ratio is not appropriate.

WH: You, you are out of proportion. If you remove the word "we", everything is ours. Your house is full of walls, no way!

YHM: Brother, should we change to a good one?

WH: So, what are you? ...

T: Gold.

WH: What are you? ...

OD: It's made of gold.

This is platinum, which is relatively heavy.

WH: It's not only made of platinum, but also set with diamonds.

OD: My gold is inlaid with sapphires.

WH: Let me see. I can't see clearly (take it off and put it on my head). It's really true.

WH: I tell you, in fact, when I was a child, I had two dimples. I was cuter when I was a child than I am now. Many aunts like to hug me, and the children are so cute. Then kiss and kiss, and this side will be suffocated.

OD: As soon as you say this logic, I will know why I am so tall.

WH: why?

OD: Because when I was young, my mother said, Oh, Ou Di is great, and Ou Di is great.

QF: Just keep shooting.

WH: Shake it. Don't think we can't talk about you just because you dress like a groom.

WH: The point is, he hasn't wavered. Almost! Shake it again and it will go up! Thanks to our better staff than the groom.

Tai: Brother, why didn't Gou Jian, the King of Yue, take the bait?

WH: Well, do you think this is a sword with a hook?

T: That's right.

WH: wow. You are too learned!

YHM: Will a brokerage company ask you what you are good at, and will you answer "My legs are good"?

WH: Is our joke worse than PK?

WH: When I knock on you, will there be three kinds of sounds?

Z: I don't think so

WH: there should be only one voice "ah"

OD: No, no, try to knock in different places.

OD: Ah, oh, ouch.

QF: There are voices, too.

WH: You can, too. So you're wearing a chime around your neck.

WH: Xiaowu, solo, play "Cotton Candy" by yourself, which means "Cotton Candy is sweet and can be eaten for free."

QF: Big Brother, the gardenia is in bloom.

WH: Are you from the top combine harvester company?

……

WH: Xiaowu, congratulations on joining our host group forever, because you will be expelled from top combine.

OD: Brother Han, I did dig charcoal once.

WH: really?

OD: Digging it out, it turns out that someone has roasted meat here before.

WH: You'll never get this brand. You can only get a "barbecue license"!

WH: Dig charcoal, dig white mud. Don't tell anyone.

..... Come on, don't tell anyone, call the director of cultural relics.

OD: Who are you?

QF: I'm Sanmao, and I'm going to wander!

OD: Who are you?

WH: I'm a quarter.

OD: I'll give you 75 cents.

Teacher Liu: My experience of saving the day was very thrilling. I dug four meters deep.

WH: Is it one or two floors?

Teacher Liu: I walked into the tomb and saw the cultural relics. I am very happy. I'm going to draw and take pictures at once. I rested at ten o'clock in the morning, and I came up. Suddenly, the mountain fell and the ground cracked. Wow, it's coming down

WH: the good news is ...

Teacher Liu: It's a good thing I'm up there.

T: That's really comforting.

Teacher Liu: There is another episode. At this time, there happened to be an old woman selling sweet potatoes, so we said, eat sweet potatoes and then go down. Then I ate some and was about to go down, and then I collapsed.

WH: That is, if you hadn't bought that sweet potato.

Miss Liu: That's it.

WH: Because you stopped to buy that sweet potato.

Teacher Liu: Later, they said, "Hurry to the temple near us to worship the Bodhisattva."

WH: why?

Teacher Liu: Guanyin Bodhisattva is reincarnated, and the sweet potato seller is.

WH: In the future, when we see someone buying sweet potatoes in the street, we will go up and worship.

OD: Haven't you asked the name yet?

YXY: Ying Xinyi.

WH: I will remember you after you hit me. I will find you!

WH: You haven't seen Lin Chi-ling do somersaults, have you? Uh, Lin Chi-ling?

QF: Brother, what are you thinking?

OD: I tell you, although he has a beard and cheeks, he has a bad temper.

WH: I accidentally said it (making a vicious gesture)

OD: He said it was Lin Chi-ling.

WH: Think of it as Jimmy Lin. Hey, why do I think of Lin Chi-ling? I wish I could see Lin Chi-ling doing somersaults in Everyday Up.

W: Wow, this is a bit difficult.

WH: Ah, what a wonderful sight it will be. After the somersault, I still "hate" the feeling, "Who is chasing me? Youth is chasing me! "

Ou Di: We all need to know our bodies. Knowing our bodies is the first step to health. ........

Wang Han: Yes, understanding other people's bodies and .......... is the first step to care about others. .............

Wang Han: Some doctors will react after the operation, such as being afraid to eat chicken. .....

Doctor: Yes, because it is not the same color as chicken. .........

Everybody together: Ah ~ ~ ~ Forget it ~ ~ ~ ~ It's time to eat chicken. ......

Wang Han: How about the color ~ ~ ~ ~? ...........

Everyone: Big Brother! ! ! ! ! ! ! Didn't I say don't talk and ask questions? .........

Wang Han: Everyone is curious, ........... (lowering his voice to the doctor: It's really like chicken).

Doctor: It's mainly the color of oil. ........

Wang Han shouted: Oh dear! ! ! Don't talk! Don't talk! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Qian Feng spoke again at this moment: There will still be grease in that one.

Everyone said: Stop asking! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

At this time, Hao Ming said: Is this a raw chicken or a cooked chicken?

The doctor also cooked patiently. .............

Everyone is falling apart. Wang Han asked: How mature? .............. laughed collectively. .....

Everyone decided not to ask, and finally Ou Di put forward another sentence: Is there anything like pork? ........

Wang Han: doctor ... I fired myself to prove it ... doctors can operate on themselves. ...

Fangfang: ... Is it sewn?

Wang Han: Yes ... It's just that the line at home is a little short. ...

Ou Di: laughing hysterically. ...

Wang Han: Can you sew up Ou Di's mouth first? ...

Wang Han: You call this a spacewalk? ...

Tian Yuan: This is "terrible"! And a spacewalk!

Ou Di is holding a sword: When I see it, I feel hungry.

Wang Han: Why?

Ou Di: I wonder how much meat it can wear!

Ou Di: Hello, I'm Jay Chou … I'm dating Jolin Tsai …

Wang Han (learning from children): Oh dear ~ How much is your cabbage a catty ~

Ou Di: Thirty yuan a catty ~

Li Wenhui: You're back. Do you want to eat or take a shower first?

Ou Di: Together ~

Wang Han: So what advertisements can we make for our teeth?

Ou Di: Let me see ... Oh, before use!

HKU Li Ka-shing Medical College. Ham plays a patient who goes to see a doctor.

Ham: Doctor, I don't feel well.

Hong Kong handsome boy: What's the matter with you?

Ham: Me. . . I suspect that I am terminally ill.

Hong Kong handsome boy: What is your terminal illness?

Wang Han smiled and sprayed: Hey, if he knew what he was terminally ill, why did he ask the doctor?

Wang Han began to play:

Patient (Wang Han): Doctor, I suspect that I am terminally ill.

Doctor (Wang Han): What is your terminal illness?

Patient (Wang Han): I don't know

Doctor (Wang Han): Oh, do you want to check online? -______-

Ou Di: There are many famous people in our school. The first one is o handsome. Second, Ou Di; Third, Ou Xiaodi; Fourth, myself.

Wang Han: My dog is an Afghan hound. It has the lowest IQ in the world. I think its spiritual realm has reached a certain height. ...

Xiao Wang: In ancient times, it was usually three or five relatives and friends. ...

Wang Han: Playing mahjong. ...

Ou Di (against Wang Han); "Give me a cup of coffee with sugar and no hair!"

Ou Di: It is said that women are short and exquisite, and I am a melon.

Tian Yuan to Wang Han: Good MC!

Wang Han: Don't call me fourth aunt, she is a pure man (northeast flavor)

Wang Han: A girl's heart is made of glass. You can see the outside from the inside, or you can see the inside from the outside.

Girls in their twenties, their hearts are made of wood, and they can't see the inside outside, and they can't see the outside inside. Only the heat of love can burn this door.

Women in their thirties have a heart made of iron bars. Only one or two people have keys. Open it and you can go in.

A woman in her forties has a heart of steel. She doesn't have a key, but she has a password. Only one person knows the password and can open it.

A woman in her fifties has a heart made of cement, no key and no password. Only a gurgling stream can slowly infiltrate.

Sixty ..... No way.

Wang Han: Hum ~ Next time, I will wear sunglasses and a hat and grow a beard, just like the Monkey King! See if the traffic police can recognize me!

Ou Di: Big Brother! You broke the law! Monkeys can't drive!

Zhang Tianjiao: The third concern: Is Ou Di's height 1.6 meters or 1.7 meters ~

Ou Di: According to the latest news, according to Ou Di himself, his height is sometimes 1.6 meters and sometimes 1.7 meters, thank you ~

T: Master admitted hitting me in the face.

WH: That's the master of treating your acne.

WH: Can you stop and recreate the kissing scene just now?

OD: Brother, come on. ...

Qf: ... as a director.

OD: How could you? Big brother is always so kind to you that he makes you drink chicken soup every lunch.

WH: Wing Chun Wing Chun, eternal youth.

OD: Actually, people don't know. She is forty years old this year.

Hey, stop talking nonsense.

WH: I'll call `~

OD: You hit my collarbone. A woman can't wait on two husbands.

Ty: Once you hit it, it will break immediately and then hit the urn.

Wei Wei: When I saw the photo of Ou Di, I thought of my dog and left. ...

OD: He not only plays MV, but also is a famous idol "Chicken". ...

OD: Taekwondo is about speed, not height.

OD: No. Really can't.

T: His hands are longer than your legs.

OD: Music that is a little abnormal.

WH: Disgusting music, right? "I'm going back to Tangshan, I'm going back to Tangshan' ~ ~"

OD: Brother Han, what kind of girls do you like?

WH: I also like to chat with me.

OD: What kind of girl do you like, Tian Yuan?

T: I like having children.

(Ham sticks his head out of the TV picture)

OD: You are out of line!

WH: Yes, what are you doing? Not professional at all.

Zhong: We are not Sadakos.

WH: Have you ever kicked a man?

Tread: Yes.

WH: Then Ou Di kicks you and you push him away.

Step on the foot (panic, back off): no, no, no.

Ty: Ah, you stepped on my foot.

WH: how about it? Cann't it be prevented?

T: You can not only kick, but also step!

WH: I told you not to step on the wild flowers on the roadside!

T: The problem is that he stepped on me.

Are you a wild flower?

WH: Master, dig a hole in the ground and frame it.

QF: four knocks! Frame and frame.

WH: What just happened?

QF: Brother, have you lost your memory?

T: Two and a half seconds.

WH: I just heard "watch your movements" and then I fell down.

YHM: discount (tool holder)

W: A discount?

WH: How much discount? Discount.

QF: 10% discount.

OD: 10% discount, Li Jiuzhe.

OD: Brother, you are so naive. Didn't you see the murderous look in her eyes?

WH: I only told you to go because I saw the murderous look. You are so naive!

OD: It's all murderous within the radius here. You are so naive.

WH: really?

OD: Really, I don't believe you.

WH: (warning) You are so naive. Can I come in?

T: You? ...

WH: You're a little, you're a little, we ballerinas have long hands, and you're completely within my range.

Ty: Then where should I hide?

WH: Let's go to Tesco's studio.

WH: Well, your arithmetic is OK.

T: Yes, my math teacher taught me.

WH: Let me give you a question first. 1 plus 1 times zero?

TY:…… 1

WH: Last time I asked Tian Yuan, 1 plus 1 times zero ... Well, it's two o'clock now.

T: I'm like a bird. I want to fly.

QF: Why do I feel a bit like Chaplin?

WH: Ladies and gentlemen, ballet rarely appears on the stage of variety shows.

C: Yes.

WH: This is enough to prove that our Daily Up is not a variety show.

T: So what's our procedure?

WH: We are a big talk show about etiquette and morality.

Principal: A little young, but too late and too old.

T: Ou Di could have jumped higher, mainly because the shoes were too heavy.

WH: Yes, because there is an internal facade inside.

(OD Take off your shoes and turn it upside down. ) Zhong: Hey, isn't it on today?

(OD shakes his head. ) Everyone: Yes, yes.

WH: I usually put two.

No, what he bought today is inner height shoes.

WH: Oh, it's inner height-increasing shoes.

OD: Don't talk nonsense like that. I heard that some workshops have shoes named after me recently.

Really?

OD: No, it's not.

Take off your shoes.

T: Your socks are really cute.

QF: Wow, my socks ... Brother Han, you know, they will never stink.

WH: why?

QF: Because it is well ventilated.

WH: So many holes?

OD: Qian Feng, aren't your socks too sexy?

Principal: These four instep should face down.

WH: You are looking at your left foot. Come on, look at your right foot again. Brush off our left foot, we can still jump with our right foot.

WH: Really, do you think the socks on our right feet are different? All the same. Let me tell you something.

Principal: Look.

WH: I'm not afraid of being ignorant, but I'm afraid of comparison.

Principal: This, this, this is the foot of art. What kind of foot is this?

OD: This is Hong Kong Foot.

Principal: Not even toes.

WH: Why can't I move my toes? Divide if you want, and close if you want.

WH: Come on, kid, our column depends on you.

WH: The children came over wearing overshoes.

OD: It's raining outside.

T: You are so fashionable. (Hunan Cantonese)

WH: Hello, Fashion, little friend. Look at our daily progress, wearing overshoes. (Hunan Cantonese)

WH: Oh, my God, am I flat-footed? No wonder I get dizzy every time I stroll for half an hour.

T: It's called flat feet.

WH: You have flat feet and onychomycosis.

WH: First, let's introduce this green rope.

T: Green rope.

OD: Xiaoqing, the Dragon Boat Festival has passed. You finally showed your true colors.

WH: Xiaoqing is not that long.

WH: Wow, you stepped on Xiaobai. Lady!

Tai: Only drinking realgar wine during the Dragon Boat Festival will deform.

QF: So childish.

WH: Of course, young people should be naive!

WH: you're very good ... (bass)

OD: Yes (bass). I won't say anything unless I kill you.

WH: I'm half dead.

WH: I was Ren Huitang just now.

Lei Zhan: Ren Tang Hui.

OD: It seems that Ren Huitang sells medicine.

OD: Are you a "neck"? I'd like you to meet the boss.

QF: Bo is in the name. That is "disciple", "man" and "root" ...

Ty: Then you are "crazy"

QF: Actually, I shot myself in the foot.

WH: really? Martial arts is great, so how did you hear that he picked a pulley? What's in it? When he was brave, he just ...?

Miss Wang: According to superstition. ...

WH: according to what?

Miss Wang: According to superstition. ...

WH: Wow, we like this!

OD: What's this cute little hairball beside your ear?

WH: Do you know what this is?

OD: What's this?

WH: This is Bluetooth!

QF: It's really blue!

OD: Then I know what this is.

WH: What's this?

OD: This is the antenna!

WH: "Mother-in-law tattooed", so now many boys get married with their mother-in-law tattooed on their backs.

"Love my daughter!"

OD: Many antennas.

QF: Two Bluetooth!

T: There are many people to contact.

WH: One Unicom and one mobile!

Wing smell it:

Ou Di was shot in the collarbone during a fight with the Wing Chun disciple Anonymous.

Ou Di: "You hit my collarbone, so ... you want to marry me ..."

Then Wang Han hit him in the collarbone,

Ou Di pretends to say, "Well ... a woman doesn't serve two husbands ..."

Ou Di: I didn't say I was short, I just admitted that I was short!