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Classic funny couplet "Who is in charge of my youth?"
1. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

2, don't talk to me about feelings, it hurts money!

I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets!

There are two kinds of people in the world, one who knows binary and the other who doesn't.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done.

7. I think I haven't eaten chicken for a long time ... Why else did I see a feather duster yesterday-a little excited?

8. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

9. My life has two sides. Your life has two sides. ..

10, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.