You dare to lie, so I don't believe it.
3. Salary is like a period. It comes once a month and disappears in a week.
You asked me how much I love you, and my answer was: drown you!
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
7. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backstage are all picked up, and those without backstage are all killed with a stick.
8. I accidentally want to grow old with you.
9. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.
10, no bathing in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Also, ghosts scream, scaring you to run.
1 1, beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is deep enough to be kicked.
12, if you tell me to get out, I'll get out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
13, see you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.
14, I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.
15, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.
16, I passed a man, and his clothes were scratched without sparks.
17, the house is in a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.
18, you don't like a good girl like me. Do you like boys?
19, I am a legend, don't ask me which unit I work for.
20, the poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and Niu B works overtime to knock on the computer.
2 1, this guy has a good psychological quality, just like no psychological quality.
22. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If you feel sick, you can't eat.
23. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.
24. Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.
25. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
26, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.
27. There is a grave in my heart where the widow is buried.
28. Watching sleeping pills with different tastes walk around the podium every day.
I often go to the seaside, but I don't like the sea, but I like the waves.
30. Go to bed hungry and count sheep. One, two, three, four, five strings, six strings. ...
3 1, years have smoothed my edges and corners. Obviously, you are fat and you don't admit it!
32. Touch your chest. I'm still young and a baby.
33. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.
34. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
35. I have to fight with my bed every day, and I usually lose.
36. I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.
37. He doesn't care what happens to you. Don't worry, I'm too lazy to talk to you.
Since the holiday, washing your face every day has nothing to do with me.
39. The computers at home are all very slow, so they crashed soon.
40. Homework Jun, Gong Ling has been destroyed. She has lost her mind. Today, you and I made up our minds.
4 1, don't say you are single dog, the dog died at your age.
42. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.
43. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!
Come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!
45. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.
46. If you fall, get up and cry again.
47. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
49. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
50. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.
5 1, don't be common sense with the earth people.
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
53, why sleep for a long time, will sleep after death? ...
54, the so-called growth, is to hear the word rough, no longer associated with the sea.
55. Actually, I was not fat when I was a child. Really, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.
You must hold your head high so that others can't see your double chin.
57. The name of a single man is single dog, and the name of a single woman is Goubuli.
58. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
59. I'm just pretending to be fat, not as ugly as you!
60. Real foodies dare to face thick thighs.
6 1. When I met him, the whole person changed, and neither bullet could penetrate my face.
62. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?
63. I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.
64. be strong Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are wrong.
65. This kind of thing, sleeping, really still sleeps soundly on the school desk.
66. A class, a harem, there are always a few people competing for favor.
67. I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value!
Brother, don't let me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a blood shed.
69. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.
70. People who used to turn to ashes can recognize it, but now they can't recognize it with makeup.
7 1, don't help me, I'm not drunk, the road ahead will move, help me keep that road.
72. What woman chases a man's barrier yarn is simply across the Sahara desert.
Since I learned to talk back, my wife also learned to sharpen the knife.
74, come out to mix, the wife will change sooner or later!
75. Only by eating a little properly can you lose weight.
Personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.
77. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.
78, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...
79. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.
80. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
8 1, you are like a moving magnet, always repelling me and attracting me.
82. I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.
83. I thought it was a flower on a cliff, but later I realized it was just slag in a sea of people!
84. I got up early for class today. When I first entered the classroom, the teacher smiled and said to me, "What a rare guest!" " I was confused at that time.
85. You'd better show your love at noon. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution.
86. When the review boat is about to capsize, the desire to sleep comes.
87. Ask me for a gift for Children's Day. I can give it, but you should pay attention to it on Father's Day in a few days.
88. My confession has always been simple and rude, and I have time to sleep together.
89. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad in luck and generally have poor grades.
90. A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a boiler.
9 1, if you want to fall, I will fall beautiful and give my life to the ugly. I'll show you what a thousand cups are not drunk.
92. Holding a hot rechargeable mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.
93. How much you can worry about is like a pair of long pants for everyone.
94. I also type blindly. Others type blindly without looking at the keyboard, while I don't look at the screen.
95. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.
96. Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.
98. The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.
99. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. When I approached, I saw that it was a mirror.
100, what is the biggest shame in life? Cheating failed!