March main book (4) Yang Xiu saw the word "chicken ribs" and taught the accompanying soldiers to pack their bags and prepare for their return trip. Someone told Xia Houdun. Surprised, he sent Yang Xiu to his account and asked, "Why did you pack your things?" Xiu said, "It will be announced tonight that Wang Wei is withdrawing his troops: chicken ribs have no meat to eat, so we should discard them. If you can't win today, it's no use returning it, for fear of being laughed at. It is better to return as early as possible, and Wang Wei will definitely move troops in the future. So pack your bags first, so as not to panic when you leave. " Xia Houdun said, "You really know Wang Wei's heart!" So I packed my bags. So all the generals in the village are ready to return to the plan.
That night, Cao Cao was flustered and couldn't sleep well, so he took a steel axe and walked around the village privately. See Xia Houdun village sergeant, all ready to pack up. Cao Cao was frightened and hurried back to his account to ask him why. Yan said, "Master Book Yang Dezu ⑦ Prophet Wang wants to return." Cao Cao called Yang Xiu to ask him and discuss the matter. Cao Cao was furious and said, "How dare you disturb our army with your words!" Those who drink knives and axes will be pushed out to cut them, and their heads will be outside Yuanmen. It turned out that Yang Xiu was arrogant and committed several taboos against Cao Cao: Cao Cao tried to build a garden; Because, fuck it, don't praise or criticize, pick up a pen and write the word "live" on the door and leave. Nobody knows what this means. Xiu said, "Adding movable type on the door is also a wide type. Prime minister? I suspect that the garden is wide-eared. " So let's put a wall around it and transform it. Please watch. Cao Cao was overjoyed and asked, "Who knows what I want?" The left and right said, "Yang Xiu also." Although Cao Cao is called beautiful, he is very jealous at heart.
Another day, Saibei sent a box of cakes. Cao Cao wrote the word "crisp" on the box and put it on the desk. When you see it, share it with the public with a spoon. . When Cao Cao asked him why, he replied, "The books on the box are fragile. How dare you disobey the orders of the Prime Minister? " Cao Cao likes to laugh, but he hates it in his heart.
Cao Cao was afraid that people would secretly murder himself, and often gave money everywhere: "I like to kill people in my dreams;" Don't come near me when I am asleep. " One day, in the tent where I slept during the day, it fell to the ground and was covered by a waiter. Cao Cao jumped up, drew his sword, cut it, and went to bed again. Get up for a long time, pretend? He asked in surprise, "Who killed my footman?" We are sincere to each other. Fuck, have a good cry and give it a heavy burial. Everyone thinks that killing people in their dreams; Only Xiu knew what it meant, and when she was buried, she pointed and sighed: "The Prime Minister is not in a dream, but you are in a dream!" Fuck it. It's worse.
2. I urgently need one or two original works of China's classical poems that satirize greed for money.
There were people in the Han Dynasty who were old and childless. Money at home, natural frugality, clothes and vegetables are disgusting. Invade the morning, invade the night to rest, run a business, gather money, and dare not use it for personal use. Or people beg beggars from it, but they have to go in and get ten dollars, and they have to reduce the steps when they come out of the hall. Compared with the outside, I am only half, close my eyes and give it to the beggar. Xunfu told the cloud, "I have lost everything to support your husband. Be careful not to let him say that I was unified." When the old man died in Russia, Tian Zhai had no official, and the goods were filled in the Inner Tang Dynasty.
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There was a man in the Han Dynasty who was very old and had no son. His family is rich, but he is (very) frugal and stingy by nature, wearing (mostly) rags and eating (mostly) ordinary vegetables. He gets up before dawn every day and doesn't rest until late at night. He manages (his own) industry carefully. He is never satisfied with amassing money, but he never wants to spend it. If someone begs from him, (when he can't refuse (he has to decide to give it to someone), he will take ten pence from the inner room and (then) go out from the inner room, reducing it as he walks. By the time you walk out the door, there will be only half left. He lovingly closed his eyes and handed the money to the beggar. Then he repeatedly said to the man, "I gave you all the money at home, so don't tell anyone." Even beggars imitate you (ask me for money). "The old man died soon. His land and house were confiscated by the government and his money was turned over to the state treasury.
An extremely stingy countryman became very rich. He cried to his wife, "I have worked hard all my life and cut off six relatives. Now I am rich. After I die, I can peel off my skin and sell it to the cobbler, cut off my meat and sell it to the butcher, and scrape off my bones and sell it to the paint shop. " I must ask my wife to obey, and then I will die. After a long time, I woke up again and said to my wife, "The world is shallow now."
There was a countryman who became rich because he was very stingy. He is very ill, but he has been angry. He begged his wife: "I have been insatiable and stingy all my life, and I broke off relations with my relatives." Now my family is rich. After I die, I can peel off my skin and sell it to the cobbler, cut off my meat and sell it to the butcher, and scrape off my bones and sell it to the paint shop. " He can only die if his wife agrees. After half a day's death, I woke up and told my wife, "The world is not good now, and human feelings are shallow. Remember not to give them credit! " "
There is also a book "The Scholars", in which there is also a person who loves money like life. This is famous, but it's a little long. You can search online. Generally, the last paragraph of it will be extracted from the book, that is, when Yan Jiansheng died, he held out two fingers and asked his wife to choose a wick and spend less oil ... = =
I wonder if this is enough ...
3. "Classical Chinese Mourning Poems, Insulting People's Incompetence" [Tang] Liu Zongyuan
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One day, the water was so fierce that five or six of them took a boat to get rid of the water in Hunan. The boat broke down and they all swam away. One of them tried to be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What will happen now? " He said, "I have 1000 yuan, but it will be later." Say, "Why not?" You shouldn't shake your head For a period of time, you will benefit from it. The person who helped you stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid, you are hiding, and you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Then he drowned. I mourn it. And if so, will there be a situation in which big goods drown? So I wrote a memorial.
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Yongzhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat. When they reached the middle of the river, their boat broke down and they all began to swim. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today?" He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I fell behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. People who have already swam are standing on the shore, shouting, "You are stupid and ignorant. You will drown. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again and drowned. I feel very sad about it. If so, wouldn't Italy drown a great man? So I wrote a memorial.
meaning
The preface of elegy satirizes those who are blinded by profit in the world, and then warns some people who are greedy for money and profit, or they will be buried in vanity fair if they don't wake up. But it also tells us that if they lose their lives, no amount of money is useless.
"Mourning" means mourning for the drowning person. The reason for saying "mourning" is because the author laments that drowning people can't wake up until they die. His greed for money made him lose care of his life, which made the author feel that "Italy drowned a big man", thus expressing his concern and irony for those who were greedy for fame and fortune in officialdom!
The preface to mourning for the past satirizes the ignorance of people who love money as much as their lives and warns them that they will be buried in vanity fair unless they suddenly wake up. Those greedy people would rather give up their lives than lose money. "Money is a thing apart." We should not pay attention to money.
Writing Characteristics of Preface to love the water Wen
Writing characteristics.
(1) The preface to mourning for the past is characterized by the combination of positive description and side contrast, which mainly depicts the mentality of drowning people who want money rather than life, making the full-text narrative quite concise and the characters very vivid.
The positive description mainly starts from three aspects: first, the action description, "trying to be unusual", implies the burden of money; Second, the language description, "I have 1000 yuan, which is very heavy, but it is later", shows that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; Third, the expression description, twice "should not, shake your head", shows that he wants money, not life, to death.
Side foil also starts from three aspects: first, contrast, "a good swimmer is the best", being pointed out by others that he is always good at swimming, thus comparing his abnormal behavior of "doing his best" today; The second is comparison, he drowned as the best swimmer, and compared with those who can't swim and he can reach the other side safely. Third, he exposed his ignorance from the side with the call sign of "self-help".
4. Classical Chinese translation: The host entertained the guests with the tip of lotus root, but left the long lotus root in the kitchen. The guest said that he had read a poem, which said,' Yujinglian, the top of Taihua, blooms ten feet like a boat.' At first I suspected that there was no such thing, but now I finally believe it. The host asked, "Why?" The guest replied, "The end of the lotus root is already in front of us, but the head of the lotus root is still in the kitchen."
Generally, there is no need to translate the quoted poems in classical Chinese, but if you don't quite understand the meaning of these two sentences, I can explain: Taihua Phoenix-headed Jade Crystal Lotus should refer to a certain kind of lotus in a certain place, which opens ten feet like a boat, meaning that its lotus is ten feet after opening, and the lotus produced is as big as a boat. It should be metaphor and exaggeration.