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08 Jiangxi college entrance examination 0 fen composition

Against the background of the 2007 Dongting Lake rat disaster, write a letter to human beings in the tone of voles or their natural enemies, with 800 words.

Let's go

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Quack

Vole tone—

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Gigigi

GIGI

Natural enemies reply-

Quack, quack, quack.

Gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung.

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Gagaga

deceptious

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Composition topic of Liaoning college entrance examination in 2007: write a composition with "I can" as the topic …

Fragment: Looking at this topic, my heart is very heavy. Why is the current college entrance examination actually mixed with commercial elements? Sad!

I can. You are great! Mobile is not a good thing, nor is Unicom. Look at their disgusting tricks-

China Unicom recently launched an activity with Grandpa Jay Chou as the image spokesperson, called "Only grandchildren can play the M-Zone". China Mobile immediately responded, claiming that it had signed a contract with Yao Ming's father, and would soon launch a large-scale promotion of the slogan "My son is in the new time and space, and I am connected with the whole world". Then, China Unicom hired Yang Zhenning, an 82-year-old newly-married professor, as the new image spokesperson, with the slogan: "I'm OK!" In order to fight back, China Mobile immediately invited Yang Zhenning's wife, Weng Fan, as a new image spokesperson, and made a slogan: "You can't, I can call you yes! ~~~"

Welcome to PHS. Everyone in my family works in telecommunications!