Recently, the peak of Huang Laoxian has returned to the realm of the fairy:
An e-sports team that created the Guinness losing streak record invited Huang Lao to be the "chief support officer" (cheering for the opponent, of course) to end the losing streak. What's more, it created the Black Eight miracle and won the championship!
At that time, the Shanghai Dragon Team, which had lost 40 games in a row and never won, set a world record of losing in a row, gave up scientific training and asked him to be the chief aid officer of metaphysics.
The way to help is very strange-cheer for your opponent and blow up the enemy. However, this "self-destruction" method really took effect. The Dragon Team not only ended the losing streak, but also staged the Black Eight Miracle all the way and finally won a new championship.
This unexplained crow mouth makes him known as a "causal weapon." No matter how stable the situation is, he will collapse as soon as he opens his mouth; Of course, no matter how bad the situation is, he can give milk to live.
Huang Xudong was the first person to challenge probability science alone.
Huang Xudong, a well-known star player, is also a commentator. His most famous poisoned milk "How to Lose a Flying Dragon Riding on a Face" was born in an star game. (Dragonfly is a guerrilla harassment unit in the game, which can create a lot of "riding on the face" effect, indicating that the economy has crushed the opponent and victory is inevitable)
"Oh, how can milk die? MD Laozi is a professional commentator, okay? How can this be milk death? Professional commentary can't understand this situation? "
Huang Laoxian, who explained the situation, decided that the superior side was about to launch a general attack. There is no suspense in the result. But he is talkative, and added:
When he uttered this sentence in a noncommittal tone, a mysterious force reversed the two poles of the situation. In just a few tens of seconds, the party that occupied the right place at the right time collapsed inexplicably, and finally bumped into the "GG" of giving up. The players themselves, the commentator and the audience are all forced. How did you lose a game that even dogs can win?
After that, many star games were magically reversed under his guidance. Because they are too old, I won't go into details.
After this campaign, Huang's poisoned milk also spread to all fields of e-sports. 17 As a native of China, he definitely supported his team in the LOL World Cup held in China. But he refueled and gave up the two most promising teams in China (us, RNG), and finally the game turned into a Korean civil war.
Not only that, he also said that barley net, who was in charge of ticketing for the LOL Global Finals at that time, was a "conscience website, which was fast and cheap, and I hope to make it better and better". Results A few days later, it was revealed that Barley had secretly put a large number of tickets for scalpers to get kickbacks, and was also involved in the investigation by 3 15. ...
Huang Laoxian is really unique: in the e-sports circle, no one wants to hear him praise himself. Once he says something nice, it means that his career is coming to an end.
Compared with his predecessor Zhang, shine on you is better than Lan. Poisoned milk not only has accurate results, but also has a huge radiation range and can take effect in any field. We used to believe in science, but he converted us to metaphysics.
20 14 world cup, he predicted:
"Brazil will beat Germany with a slight advantage and meet the Netherlands in the final. The team without Neymar is the real Brazilian team, and Hulk will arch the German team like a bull. "
According to his prediction, let's take stock of the final result:
1, "Brazil will beat Germany"-Brazil lost.
2. "Beat by a small score"-Brazil 1:7 fiasco, the biggest shame in history.
3. "Meet the Netherlands in the final"-the Netherlands lost to Argentina in the semi-final.
4. "Hulk will arch Germany to death"-the audience sleepwalks. After the game, he was named the most water center in Brazil.
In April of 20 15, he attended the event with the rising star of F 1 driver * *, and said:
"Yesterday, I tried to start a race with Red Bull F 1 team's Coveyat in a new venue. Racing drivers are also a little strong at playing racing games. I hope that Red Bull and e-sports will spark more sparks in the future. "
In the next day's training, Coveyate hit the wall because the brakes failed in practice.
Huang Lao first followed by Weibo:
"Don't be superstitious. Schumacher didn't climb the wall. He just fell and got up again. "
In the formal qualifying session that afternoon, Coveyate's car lost power halfway and eventually retired.
The old fairy said:
"Failure is the mother of success, and this young man Keweit is a promising driver at first sight."
Finally, at the end of the 20 17 season, Coveyate was "successfully" expelled from the team.
When the Spring Festival was broadcast live on 20 16, a water friend said that he didn't get three times his salary for working overtime at Sinopec during the Spring Festival. The old fairy casually said:
"The bigger the official, the more afraid he is of being investigated."
Just eight minutes later, Netease News reported that Cai Xiyou, director of China Sinochem Group, was under investigation for his misconduct during his tenure at Sinopec.
On 20 15, when Huang Laoxian was shopping in JD.COM, he forgot to send the monitor by express delivery and asked him to return to the company for three hours. Then he said in Weibo:
"Finally, I wish JD.COM better and better."
20 16 1 month stock market forecast (the famous fuse event of that year);
"Someone asked me about the stock tomorrow. I just want to tell you that America has only been blown once in so many years. China melted at the opening ceremony. Can this stock be speculated? Run early when it is time to run, and you will not die tomorrow. Bottom hunting? Make up the position? Hehe, death is a word. "
On the second day, the stock market closed down slightly, and on the third day, it rose across the board.
Many events let fans sum up a shortcut to get rich: the old fairy opposes buying, and the villa is near the sea.
He also used his super powers to benefit the people. On the eve of the college entrance examination, other public figures encouraged candidates, but he shouted the slogan "The college entrance examination must be hanged".
However, out of trust in his poisoned milk, the candidates expressed their gratitude. A sentence "You are going to junior college" can make you go 2 1 1, and a sentence "See you in Lan Xiang" is a foregone conclusion. If it is a "repeat study for one year", please be prepared to report to the North.
In life, he is actually a positive representative of the e-sports circle and has been on the road of chasing dreams. This healthy and uplifting mental outlook has also made him a positive model of the Communist Youth League's "game man". However, in the official introduction, I still don't forget to mention the word "poisoned milk" ...
The most cruel thing is that when a person is poisoned to the extreme, he will not let himself go. Huang Laoxian once asserted that his future life would be gloomy.
As a result, now he has a double harvest in his love career and embarked on the peak of his life. ...