Qin Liu, Shandong.

A (Continue to sing) Say new things, sing new things, and new things are in the new society. The socialist hospital is good and helps us solve big problems. No nose to install a nose, no wife to find a wife, (then) find a wife, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey. ...

Wait a minute. What are you singing, nose and daughter-in-law

I sang this story that happened to me.

What's the matter?

I was born in the countryside.

B Well, I grew up in the countryside.

When A was born, she had some physical defects.

What's the matter?

A has no nose.

B no nose?

My dad hugged me and wondered: (Shandong dialect) "Why is this child not pleasing to the eye?" Everything is fine: big eyes, double eyelids, small cherry mouth, thin lips ... Oh, I know what the problem is-

What's the matter?

A "The child has no nose on his face."

B Hey, how can you be angry?

A Sorry, I left two holes in the middle of my face. As soon as I left my mouth, I went straight out.

B hi! How ugly that is!

A was not sensible when he was a child, and he didn't know what ugliness was. It's nothing to tease his friends in the village with his nose.

Are you kidding?

"Hey, look at what's on your faces. Why are you still bulging together? " ? Look at my face, I have nothing. Ha ha laugh ... "

B, that's it. Are you kidding? !

When A grew up, I knew it was ugly.

B understood it himself.

My father is afraid of hurting my self-esteem. When I was sensible, he wouldn't let me look in the mirror and said to me (in Shandong dialect), "Do you know what this is, son?"

What is this?

"This is a magic mirror."

B-ultrasound?

A "Don't take this thing, it's easy to get angry if you shoot too much."

B Hey, what's going on? !

A I wonder, too: Why don't they get angry when they take pictures of adults? ! I said to my father, "Hey, Dad, you're kidding, so ... let me exercise." I took a look in the mirror, knowing that I was ugly, and I shed tears with sadness.

B he doesn't feel well himself.

My father said to me, "What are you crying for?"? What are you afraid of without a nose? " ? Don't delay eating, drinking and productive labor. You have a future. "

What do you say?

A I said, "Dad, I have ambition, but I don't have a nose."

What are you afraid of?

A "I'm afraid I won't get a wife in the future."

B hi! Where have you been?

I don't want to be with everyone after my freshman year. Especially for girls, I always stay away from them.

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B why?

A I'm afraid of scaring others.

B Hey, you're too worried.

When I can do my job, I am assigned to be a keeper in the team.

B Yes, there are fewer people in the barn.

A: That's it. I can't even face animals.

What's the matter?

A I'm afraid I'll scare the animals.

B Hey, you don't think so.

A probably got used to it later. As soon as I entered the barn, I saw the little donkey raise its neck at me: "Oh-ah! Oh-ah! " He also had a good time with me.

B Hi, is that music? !

A later I understood, I thought: although our faces are a little disabled, there is nothing wrong with our bodies, so we should do our work well.

B yes.

After that, I didn't put all my energy into feeding animals day and night. I don't have a year to feed the animals on the team. The team chose me as a model breeder, and the commune also gave me one grand prize after another.

B look how good this is.

A what's so good about it? ! I thought at that time: What's the point of issuing certificates? Just send a nose.

Hey, does anyone have a nose? !

I made a fool of myself the day I received my certificate.

What's the matter?

A, the leader gave you a certificate and he shook hands with me.

Second, people should shake hands when accepting the award certificate.

A I was afraid of being ugly, so I covered my nose and went on stage. Shake hands-(action)

How can you turn around and shake hands?

A I couldn't hold it until I turned around.

B hi!

Leader A inadvertently asked me, "Hey, why doesn't this little comrade have a nose?"

What do you say?

A I said, "Well, I left my nose at home."

He doesn't feel well.

Leader A saw this situation and quickly called our team cadres together and held a meeting. Later, I was informed: "The commune paid you to go to the county hospital for a nose job."

B how nice it is.

But I'm afraid of ugliness. I don't want to go yet. My father advised me (in Shandong dialect), "Go ahead, son. This is a new society. The party and people care about us and solve your nose problem. To get rid of the old society, let alone the nose. Who cares if you have no head? ! "

Do you have a brain? !

"Come on, don't be afraid of ugliness. Look: Dad is ready for you. " He took a big mask out of his pocket and gave it to me.

B Ah, this block will do.

A: What? ! How beautiful it is for people to wear masks: when people wear masks, there is a nose in the middle; My face is flat. I put on a mask and stick it flat on my face, just like putting on a white plaster.

That can't be helped.

My father later had an idea. He gave me a half-pulled walnut skin under this mask.

Isn't that depressing?

A couldn't hold back and made two holes in my walnut skin.

Hey, that's not true.

As for me, I pushed it to my dad for many days, and I really want a rhinoplasty. Boy, it just happened to catch up with the Cultural Revolution.

B look at it. Can you still see it?

The day I went to the county hospital, you saw that the doctor was very irresponsible to us.

B well, he looked down on farmers at that time, too.

The doctor pointed at my face and asked me, "What are you doing here?" I said, "Doctor, I think my nose is coming out." "What, look at the nose. Do you have a nose? " I said, "Yes, it is because I don't have a nose that I look at it. Look how ugly it is. " "Oh, do you want to look good? If you want to look good, you can stick an ointment for treating dampness and pain. "

B is that more like it? !

I said, "Doctor, stop joking. Look, can I have a whole room? " "What, plastic surgery? ! What are you thinking about? Now that the plastic surgery has been cut off, do you know that it is bourgeois ideology! I tell you, no nose has the advantage of no nose. "

B what are the benefits?

"Without a nose, there is a short distance in the middle. This ... political sense of smell is more sensitive."

B never heard of it.

"How do you this attitude? ! "I was very angry and went to their leader.

At that time, leader b could do nothing.

Don't tell me it's really good to meet some kind doctors. Together, I got a "rubber nose".

B elephant trunk?

A small one.

The small one is more than one meter long.

Rubber nose. I found a big rubber, repaired it with a knife, cut it into a nose, found two elastic bands, pulled them at both ends and put them on my ears, just to deal with the middle nose.

B Hey, that will do.

A went out and jumped by bus, which broke down-

What's the matter?

A: Think about it. The elastic band is elastic. You can see the nose on your face, left, right, up and down. ...

B ok, this face is full of noses.

A made several children in the car look at me and wonder, "Mom, mom, look how this uncle's nose grows on his chin."

B hi!

When A came home, his father got angry at first sight: (Shandong dialect) "What is this?" ! This is fooling our farmers. Don't wear his. You should. Wear your father's. "

Hmm?

"Dad gave you a piece of paper."

B paper nose? !

One, get some paste. Let's glue it on.

B is it stuck?

The nail is stuck. Sticking to my paper nose, I exhaled: shout, shout, shout all the time, I dare not be happy.

So?

A happy, swoops down in the past, fell down.

B it's just a waste of time.

A has been dealing with this problem for several years. One day after the downfall of the Gang of Four, I was feeding animals when I suddenly received a letter.

Where does B come from?

It's from Jiaxian Hospital.

What is the content?

The letter said that the whole country is engaged in the four modernizations, and they should also speed up the pace. In order to face the countryside and the grassroots, they sorted out all the medical records over the years and decided to invite the patients who were pushed out during the Cultural Revolution back. The letter said that he would invite me back and give me a nose.

B Hey, that's a good thing.

A: Of course, I'm glad I patted the animals on the forehead and told them straight.

What did you say to the animals?

A: "Little donkey, look at it quickly. If you don't look, you won't have a nose to look at me in two days! " "

B hey!

The next day, I came to the county hospital happily. Into the county hospital, there are already many people at the door of the plastic surgery room. I used to think it was very rare to have a nose like mine. Later, I saw many people in this team.

B hi! There is something wrong with plastic surgery.

A yes. Look, there is a girl in the queue behind me. Why are her eyes, nose and mouth almost connected?

How can it be?

A burnt one. Girl, their production team is on fire. The girl saw it and rushed in to carry the roof. That room is made of wood. Not to mention the weight, there was a fire on it, which burned the girl's face.

This girl is a hero.

A: That's right.

B how do you know?

A I'm waiting in line. Girl, she asked me, "Hello, Comrade, I seem to have seen you somewhere." I think: I just got my certificate in the commune a few years ago and left the village.

Did you perform best at the model worker conference?

I also asked her, "Was the certificate issued at the meeting?" The girl said, "Hey, yes, yes, you went up to get the certificate."

B Oh, I recognize it.

"Oh, recognize it? ! Hey, it's dark, don't look at the years, I have my own characteristics and it's easier to recognize. "

B Hi, he's honest.

I saw the wound on the girl's face. I have to ask what happened. The girl told me back and forth, oh, I'm so touched.

Tell me how great this girl is. In terms of age, she is not much different from me. In terms of height, she is not very tall. But you said, oh, that room is too heavy, how can she ... oh, I don't know what happened. At that time, I was sincerely interested in that girl.

Haha, you are in love with her.

What are you talking about?

You're in love with her.

How can you talk without restraint at your age? How can you like someone else as soon as you meet? !

I thought you said you had strong feelings for her ... from the heart.

That's not love either.

B what's that?

Is that ... do I have a nose? I like it. !

B I thought you were looking at your nose.

You can't ... you can't just talk without practice. I said, "Oh, girl, you are amazing. Come and see in front of me. Don't push. You are more hurt than me. You ... you see, I'm fine. Well, are you married? "

B Hey, why are you asking people this?

A I don't think I would consider it if she got married.

B, you still love someone else. What did the girl say?

"Look at what you said, I am still married. I am only 23 years old and I don't even have an object. " As soon as I heard that she didn't, I thought, neither did I. I quickly asked the girl to go to the front.

Hey, make him happy.

Girl A turned to me and said, "Look at us ugly. Who can have a crush on us? " I don't want to hear this sentence. I said, "What is ugliness? What is beauty? Huh? ! Can you tell from the appearance? They know you, right? How to fall in love with you as soon as we met ... "

Hmm?

Jiahao, I almost said it.

B, be careful

It was our turn to see the doctor, who left us both in the hospital.

B is in hospital.

The next morning, the nurse "squeaked, squeaked" and pushed me into a car and came to a big house. She gave me an injection to relieve the poison. The doctor was very brave. He held a knife and cut it in my face (singing) "Go, go, go!" I'm coming.

It was an operation.

Yes, I slept in a daze and woke up with a thick gauze on my face.

The operation is over.

I just waited, waited, waited for a week. The nurse untied my gauze and looked in the mirror. Oh, old comrades, I have a nose! Right between the eyes and the mouth.