When Daqi came home from school, a cat blocked the way.

"Hello, my name is Li Xiaomi," said the cat. "My wallet was stolen. Can I stay at your house tonight? "

"Of course!" Daqi agreed without hesitation. He likes cats best, not to mention talking cats.

A cat with a sense of humor!

At Daqi's house, this cat named Li Xiaomi was warmly received. Only Daqi's father is not happy, because he belongs to

mouse

After dinner, I turned on the TV. There was an original foreign film, and the actors were jabbering in English.

"What a pity," said mother. "Change the channel."

Dad picked up the remote control, and Li Xiaomi suddenly said, "Don't change it, I'll translate it for you!" " "

"You?" Dad aimed the remote control at Li Xiaomi. "Do you know any foreign languages?"

"Of course!"

Therefore, Xiaomi translates whatever foreign actors say. Hey, that's great. Mom and dad were fascinated.

As soon as the movie was over, Daqi pulled Mimi into the small room.

"Hey, you are great!" Daqi gives a thumbs up. "I'll take you to school tomorrow!" "

"I don't like school," Xiaomi said.

"Well, foreign guests will visit our school tomorrow, and our English teacher really said that we don't need an interpreter. male

You can stand alone. You have to go tomorrow, too. In case the English teacher fails, you can help me. "

"Well," Mimi said, "we are friends."

The next day, Daqi and a large group of students lined up to welcome foreign guests, waving flowers and shouting slogans. Foreign guests have

A dozen people, some with white skin and some with black skin, some with yellow hair and some with red hair.

The English teacher shook hands with the foreign guests proudly in the spring breeze, but when the foreign guests spoke, he was dumbfounded: none of them were there.

One speaks English!

"Red-bellied birds peck at watermelons." A foreign guest with yellow hair speaks French.

"What did the foreign guests say?" The headmaster asked quickly.

"He said ... He said ..." The English teacher tried to think of words. "He said: Your campus is really beautiful!"

"Thank you, thank you!" The headmaster bowed to the foreign guests.

"The big bald pig climbed up the coconut tree." A foreign guest with dark skin spoke Nicaraguan.

"What did the foreign guests say?" The headmaster asked.

"The foreign guest said that this ... this ..." The English teacher examined his stomach. "Foreign guests said: Children are so cute!"

"Children are the flowers of the motherland." The headmaster smiled at the foreign guests.

At this time, a fat lady with blue eyes cried and stamped her feet hard.

"The star fell into the light bulb and couldn't be found!" She speaks Azerbaijani.

The headmaster found something wrong. "What are the foreign guests talking about?"

"She said ... she said ..." The English teacher was sweating on his forehead, and the sweat was dripping on the concrete floor.

"Ha ha ha ....." Li Xiaomi laughed and jumped down from the tree. "Don't pretend to understand! The foreign guest said: We

Just visiting, don't affect the children's study! "

The English teacher asked the foreign guests in English if this was the case. The foreign guests understood and nodded.

So the headmaster ordered the children to resume classes, and Li Xiaomi was an interpreter. Li Xiaomi speaks French with the French and is in harmony with Japan.

I speak Japanese and Hondurans speak Honduran. Li Xiaomi talked and laughed, which made the foreign guests laugh.

A few hours' visit was coming to an end when the chubby female foreign guest suddenly blushed and said a word.

"What did she say?" The headmaster is afraid of leaving a bad impression on the foreign guests.

"Well, I can hear it this time," said the English teacher. "The foreign guest said that she said so much and was thirsty.

Yes! "

The headmaster waved, "Buy drinks at once!"

Just then, Li Xiaomi introduced the foreign guests to the ladies' room. The English teacher made a big red face.

There is a cat that can speak a foreign language in Storybrooke Primary School! Now Li Xiaomi is famous. The first person who came to see him was China.

Oracle Bone Inscriptions expert.

Knock on the door. The expert threw the bronze ware engraved with Oracle Bone Inscriptions on the ground.

"Excuse me, Comrade Li Xiaomi, do you know Oracle Bone Inscriptions?" Experts consult modestly.

"Of course, I'll read it to you," Xiaomi said, pointing at Oracle Bone Inscriptions with his paw. "When the New Year comes, the children jump up.

Every household doesn't sleep! "

The Oracle Bone Inscriptions expert thought, Hey, that's true!

The foreign linguist came, too. He carefully pulled out a wooden board with a zigzag pattern engraved on it.

"Mr. Li Xiaomi, this is an ancient book on Easter Island called' Kelekele'," said the language expert.

"You must know Easter Island, where many stone statues stand. Strangely, these colossus all have long faces and ears.

The inhabitants of the island are short-faced and short-eared. What the hell is going on here? We suspect that it was recorded in Koehler.