Why did Gong Hanlin suddenly talk about the national football team in the interview? In addition to the loss of the national football team to Vietnam on the first day of the Lunar New Year, there is another thing that has to be mentioned, that is, the fate between the comic sketch world and China football for more than 30 years. For many years, the national football team has been an eternal stalk in the comic sketch world.
As a crosstalk performer in a sketch, Gong Hanlin naturally inherited this fate, and almost put the national football on her lips in a conditioned way.
First, in those years, they were mocking the national football team.
199 1 Spring Festival Evening, The Best of the Asian Games by Feng Gong, Niu Niu.
Background: At that time, the national football team was a first-class team in Asia. 1987 Seoul Olympics qualifiers, beat Japan away and entered the finals. In the 1988 Asian Cup, head coach Gao won the top 20 coaching honors. 1989 the preliminaries are only one step away from Rome. 1990 Beijing Asian Games lost to Thailand.
At that time, the record of the national football team was mixed, so the ridicule of Niu Niu and Feng Gong was mixed.
"What smells best during the Asian Games? The food in the Asian Games Village is the most fragrant! "
"What is the most smelly? The feet of China men's soccer team are the most smelly. "
"What words hurt the most? What some fans say is the most hurtful. The football team's feet stink. Might as well go home and sell potatoes. "
"What moved you the most?"
"The most touching thing that the head coach Gao and his players said was that we broke the hearts of the fans. As long as they feel avenged, they will find us out and beat us all over the place, as long as they don't kill us, because we still have to play football and do our bit for the motherland. "
This ridicule level is very high, and it is not vulgar and affectionate.
199 1 Spring Festival Evening, "Anxiety" in Tang Jiezhong, Jiang Kun
Jiang Kun plays a very anxious person. He really wants to watch songs and dances, news and TV plays.
Tang Jiezhong advised him: Why don't you watch the game?
"China can't score a goal, don't worry!"
This sentence is not casually said. It truly reflects the situation when China lost 0:/kloc-0 to Thailand in the Asian Games. The whole stadium besieged the gate of Thailand from the first minute, and Thailand only shot with two feet. As a result, China missed countless shots, which made people anxious.
1993 Spring Festival Evening, Auction in Feng Gong, Niu Niu.
Background: schlappner, German, 1992 was invited by Shanghai Volkswagen to coach the China team. He brought some German football culture and left some classic quotations: if you don't know where to kick the ball, you will kick the other team's door.
China won the third place in the Asian Cup with 1992. Schlappner, who has been in office for five months, is highly respected. He got a kind nickname "Uncle Shi", so he was also invited to attend the Spring Festival Gala.
Cattle directly pushed Uncle Shi to Bethune's height: a foreigner, without selfishness, regarded China football as his own career. What spirit is this!
Or Feng Gong: This is the spirit that monks in the distance can recite scriptures.
One of Niu Niu's lots in the comic dialogue Auction is schlappner's white hair: this hair turned white for China football, and we will leave it in China.
Feng Gong continued to tease: Uncle Shi, don't worry, we won't stay any longer. After all, your brain is not rich.
In the end, a white hair with a reserve price of 7,000 yuan was "auctioned" for 50,000 yuan. It seems that Zhao Benshan applied for the bid.
1996 Spring Festival Evening, Dai Zhicheng, Jiang Kun, "In fact, you don't understand my heart."
Background: League A started at 1994, and the "football craze" swept across the country at 1995, and the football markets in major cities were in chaos. The slogan of "Rise" was born in the defending battle of Chengdu. The tears of fans after the demotion of Sichuan Quanxing and the tears of Sun after the demotion of Liaoning team became the deepest memories of that era.
At the same time, the commercial competition of football is in full swing. AC Milan, Penarol, Arsenal, Sampdoria and other teams all lost their sports, so the slogan of "unbeaten sports" was also noisy for a while.
Jiang Kun Dai Zhicheng's crosstalk was originally prepared by Beijing Guoan team, but with the end of the league, Shanghai Shenhua won the championship, so the creative team went to Shanghai to start over.
What this crosstalk left the deepest influence on future generations was not the crosstalk itself, but the banner played by the Beijing Guoan team at the end of the program: Guoan will always strive for the first place.
This is probably the only cross talk about football, which bears the most popular memory of football in China.
1997 Spring Festival Evening, Niu Niu Feng Gong crosstalk "Two People"
Background: 1996 During the Atlanta Olympic Games, the China women's football team surprised the national audience on the world stage for the first time. Sun, Shi Guihong, Zhao, Wei, Liu Ailing, Gao Hong and other women's football stars shine brilliantly on the field, especially the semi-final victory over Brazil, which makes people fascinated. A silver medal may be an unprecedented achievement of China football.
It was also at that time that the famous football commentator Huang Jianxiang was born, and his "It's time for China to score" made people excited.
In fact, before this, Niu Niu and Feng Gong praised the women's football in other programs, but at that time, the women's football did not attract the attention of the national audience. The Spring Festival Evening of 1997 is different, and women's football is a hot topic.
"Do you know why the China women's football team only won a silver medal at the Atlanta Olympic Games? Just because there is one person missing on the court. "
"Do you know why the men's soccer team can't even rush out of Asia these years? Just because there are 1 1 women on the court. "
In short, the ridicule of the year can still be put on.
1998 Spring Festival Evening, Huang Hong Song Dandan's sketch "Going Home"
Background: 1997 World Cup Top Ten Asian Games, China's performance made fans cry, laugh and cry. The deepest memory is that the first home game was reversed by Iran 2-4. At that time, TV was still very expensive, but many fans really smashed it.
When China won two consecutive victories, it lost to Qatar 2-3 at home, and the "for Li Tie" that resounded through Jinzhou Stadium became the biggest failure.
Ironically, China didn't lose hope after losing at home. As long as he won the last two games, he could qualify. But China made incredible tactical arrangements, saved the draw and won. As Fan Zhiyi missed the penalty 1- 1 and the national football team was eliminated after the draw with Saudi Arabia, they gave up their last chance. To this day, I still don't understand how this brain circuit is designed.
It may be because the failure of the Top Ten was too wronged, so Song Dandan shouted "China Football, when will it come out!" For the national fans in the sketch. .
Huang Hong: I brought my football back in the New Year. Isn't that our problem? I watched A B and A this year, the most exasperating World Cup. Calling me out every day. Later, the dog bit Le Hu's eyes.
Dalian Jinzhou does not believe in tears, and the grievances of that year are still hard to let go.
1998 Spring Festival Evening, Niu Niu Feng Gong crosstalk "Enjoy Happiness".
Maybe it's because the game was too angry. Feng Gong, a great guy, didn't hang up the national football team, only had two words.
Feng Gong pulled the rickshaw: "Hey! At this speed, I really found a little peak feeling. "
Niu: "Yes, at your speed, the China football team has already qualified!" " "
1999 Spring Festival Evening,,, Guo Xiaopin's "Mystery"
Background: 1998 World Cup China did not play, but they drew with South Korea 1- 1 in the warm-up match before the World Cup. Ma Mingyu scored perhaps the most wonderful goal in the history of the national football team. By the way, Huang Shanhong, the top killer in South Korea, was also reimbursed. The so-called "fear of Korea" was heated up in those years, but that year, China drew with South Korea twice, and it did not fall in the wind.
China, led by British Horton, scored quite well in 1998 and won the runner-up in the top four in East Asia. China will win the bronze medal in the 1998 Asian Games. Not only has it achieved good results, but the vitality of teenagers has also brought hope to fans. Li Jinyu showed various ways to celebrate the goal, such as bowing, shooting eagles, drawing swords and swimming.
It is worth mentioning that at the end of that year, China ranked 37th in the international football rankings, and the top two were Belgian and Portuguese respectively. It seems like a lifetime ago now.
Although Guo's sketch is called Fans, its theme is the relationship between husband and wife, and the ridicule of football is one of the condiments. I don't remember the classic lines, but I remember that the fans had high expectations for the national football team at that time.
In the Spring Festival Evening of 2000, Feng Gong read Lin Dong's Old Songs and New Songs.
Background: 1999 Women's World Cup, sonorous roses bloomed in America, especially in the semi-final victory over Norway, and Liu Ailing and Sun Wen became the most dazzling Gemini.
Wang Junsheng, former vice president of China Football Association, said that 1999 he sat on the podium in the final of the Rose Bowl, which was the most brilliant moment that football brought him.
On the Spring Festival Evening, the women's football team became one of the protagonists. Feng Gong and her new partner Guo presented an adapted version of the drum "Send Women to College" for the women's football team: Look at this ball, 18 folds thin and big, but it's not as round as a steamed stuffed bun. Liu Ailing picked up the pole and let Sun Wen rest for a cigarette. Sun Wen said, "I will knock on the door when I get up." . After patting the door, I want to smoke again. Sun Wen has strong feet. Both ends are narrow, but not wide. If you don't put the ball on it, it won't jump. If you put the ball on it, it will shake at both ends and won't miss the angle.
In the Spring Festival Evening of 2002, Feng Gong and Guo He crosstalk "On Stage and Off Stage".
BACKGROUND: In the Top Ten World Cup of 200 1 World Cup, Milu led China all the way to the World Cup, which made history and exploded the whole country. If there is no national football in the Spring Festival Evening, it goes without saying that it is not normal.
Slightly embarrassed, Guo's lines were too flattering: "I won't praise others for saying that there are only a few dozen pieces of bamboo boards, and I will praise China football for finally qualifying. China football team, which is the concern of hundreds of millions of people, has been wave upon wave from generation to generation. Entering the World Cup, I don't think anyone is terrible. Regardless of Brazil, Turkey and Costa Rica, we refused to accept him and kicked them 3-0. What did you say?/Sorry? That's settled! "
As a result, we all saw nine goals conceded in three games. Although the record was not good, I missed the moment I rushed out of Asia for a long time and missed the Red Sea all over the city.
In the Spring Festival Evening of 2008, Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Liu Liu wrote the short story Torchbearer.
Background: After the virtual fire, the national football team won the second place in the Asian Cup in 2004, and then began to sink in the Super League era. Needless to say, we can't get into the Top Ten Asian Cup, and all kinds of chaos emerge in the domestic professional arena. Zhao Benshan, who is famous for fooling, was also fooled into the arena, and soon failed.
"What sports are the most worrying?"
"Football!"
"What sports look more worrying?"
"China Football!"
Song Dandan's smashing and hanging also gave Uncle Zhao a sigh of relief.
Feng Gong, Shao Feng, Yan Xuejing, Cecilia Han and Song Yang wrote "Don't Leave Him alone" on the Spring Festival Evening of 20 10.
Background: Repeated failures have made fans lose confidence in the national football team. At that time, "fake gambling on black" was rampant in the domestic arena, and China football was in the cold winter, which made people lose hope.
Just a few days before the Spring Festival in China, Gao Hongbo led the young China team to beat South Korea 3-0 in the East Asian semi-finals, breaking the fear of South Korea in one fell swoop. The performances of young players such as Deng Zhuoxiang gave fans great confidence and surprise. Huang Jianxiang's two understated words "Spring Festival" and "Shoot" after the game represent the mood of the fans.
"Master, we are going to win! The other side has already sent off two players! "
"Is sent off three! We can't win either! You can't stop us from playing fake ball and hanging it in your own goal! "
"That's right! There are four Yu Zecheng lurking in our team! "
"Oh no! Father! We won! In the top four in East Asia, the men's soccer team beat South Korea 3-0! "
"Really?"
"Really!"
"The other party is not a women's group, right?"
"Men's Team"
"Thirty-two years! I have done it long ago! "
"Never mind, father, we wish our football in China, and we will get out of the predicament and move towards the light!"
Shortly after the Spring Festival Gala, China football entered the Jin and Yuan Dynasties. Feng Gong's last wish seemed full of confidence, but now it feels like a dream, a Korean dream.
In addition to these comic sketches at the Spring Festival Evening, Feng Gong once teased the national football team in the comic dialogue "I was wrong": China's football is good, and it has not rushed out of Asia for more than ten years, which is really modest.
In addition, Jia Xuming Zhang Kang, Shi Fukuan Yang Lei and others have also ridiculed the national football team in various programs.
Interestingly, today's "Feng Gong Debate" seems to be very lively. In fact, Feng Gong is the person who teased the national football team the most in history, and he has always used the terrier of the national football team. Of course, Feng Gong's works mainly ridicule the national football team in an encouraging way.
Second, why does the national football team become the eternal stalk of cross talk?
2, the results are unstable and the results are not good for a long time. Naturally, it is easy to be used. Once the results are good, it is a surprise, and naturally it is easy to be used as material.
3, safety, when the national football team performs well, it will be ridiculous again, and there will be no big problem when the performance is not good. After all, there are countless fans to support.
To sum up, China football has been the eternal stalk of cross talk in the past decades, and this phenomenon will not change in the future.
Finally, use Feng Gong's lines: We wish our football in China a bright future!
If I can't support you when you fail, how can I say I love you when you succeed?