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The essentials of fighting with others
It's better not to fight, and you'll have to pay it back sooner or later. You have harmed others, lost medical expenses, and have to bear criminal responsibility. If it is broken, it will not be worth the loss. I guess you are still young and your family is still worried.

If you have to fight, you can refer to the following essentials:

In terms of the number of participants, fighting can be divided into one-on-one fighting and team fighting. From the guiding ideology of both sides, fighting can be divided into three kinds of psychology: want to beat the other side down, want to beat the other side to death. At each stage, we will first study some basic points that are applicable in all situations, and then discuss the solutions in different situations that may be encountered.

Towels are highly recommended. You can be unarmed, but not unarmed. Wrapping your left hand with one or two towels can resist most enemies' blows, and it can be bandaged in time after being injured, making it easier to distinguish between the enemy and me (a group of people often meet for the first time). It is suggested that everyone buy towels according to 1.5 ~ 1.75 before fighting. The size of the towel should meet the standard, neither too big nor too small.

Who can choose to help boxing? This range should be clarified. First of all, you can't drag people down because of fighting. If you have a brave best friend who is being punished or ready to join the party, then this battle means that you can't let him fight. Secondly, you can't find a boxing helper who wants money. Fighting is a noble cause, and money should not be allowed to defile its purity. After almost everything has become a business law, it is right to remain a little primitive and idealistic. Under normal circumstances, the scope of boxing helpers is limited to the stronger ones in the same bed and fellow villagers. Ask in advance how many people he can get with each other's energy. The number of our commanders and fighters is greater than 60% of the other side and rounded off-basically, it is difficult to win without them.

It is the post-war negotiators who are more difficult to choose than commanders and soldiers. This person should be very careful when choosing. In fact, we know that fighting can't solve any problems, but it will bring a lot of messy problems. At this time, both sides need to find someone who is a bit prominent and discuss things well. In my experience, a male counselor is the best candidate (you must not consider safety unless he is your immediate family member). He is a man of half a division, and because he has a lot of political lessons, he is usually eloquent, and what he says is very unreasonable-you can imagine the effect of sending a Tang priest to negotiate. Chairman Mao taught us that "negotiation is the continuation of war", so let negotiators get angry with each other in an argument.

Well, that's what we have to prepare. The next thing is to start a formal battle.

The first is team warfare. Fighting has little to do with whether the two sides are strong or not, especially at the moment of team fighting. Unless you have the courage of Lu Bu, there is basically no chance to show your dew. Group fighting is completely different from one-on-one fighting. The ultimate goal of group fighting is to protect oneself. When you can wear it like a fish in a fierce battle without any damage, you can think that your team battle level has reached the height of perfection. Try to control the number of times you shoot, otherwise the person you hit will subconsciously think that you are the most direct enemy and chase you. There are two main things you have to do: one is to dodge, and the other is to speculate. If several allies chase an enemy, you must shout, stand up and knock the unlucky guy to the ground with a stick. Those allies who rush up will certainly admire you-everyone who plays games knows that the guy will always destroy the enemy in the end, whether he shows up in advance or not-and then you can shout "Come with me" and lead your temporary hand to bring down a thin enemy. How can we win by taking more and taking less? But if several enemies are chasing one of your allies, you'd better pretend to kill in the oblique thorn and make a strategic retreat.

Team warfare requires an instinct: find the weakest guy in the enemy in an instant. In addition, always remember that the earth is your life and never let yourself fall. Once you fall, you lose most of your resistance. Always stay calm. Anger and excitement do have the effect of temporarily improving combat effectiveness, but at the same time they will waste most of your physical strength. Keep breathing steady and don't tremble. Otherwise, you will soon be exhausted.

As for one-on-one combat, it is much more complicated. In addition to not falling down, keeping calm and breathing smoothly, it is basically a process of losing the combat effectiveness of the other party with the fastest speed. You can get the greatest effect by hitting the following parts of your opponent: ribs and waist, heart diaphragm and stomach area, eyes. Never scold your opponent before fighting. You can take the integral method. For example, if your opponent insults the great party and country, score 1, doubt your IQ and race, score 10, compare you to Zhao Wei or South Korea, score 20, insult your parents, score 100, and once it exceeds 200, immediately turn your face and start work. The advantage of this method is that your opponent's arrogance and fighting spirit are vented all the way, while yours is high. The disadvantage is that if he suddenly stops cursing at 190, you will be embarrassed: starting work is tantamount to violating your own principles, and you really don't want to stop. At this time, you can ask a slightly threatening question: "Are you finished?" According to the general rule, the other party will make up the difference in scores immediately, so that you can also be a famous teacher.

After the battle begins, you can shout some slogans to shock the enemy and express your indignation.

"Ha ha ha ha! Do you find it funny? Tell me about it! Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Why are you always, always, always, always, always silent? " Recommended, you can infiltrate the blow into the syllable, and people around you will think that you are rehearsing and applauding.

"My patience is limited!" Basically, it is the most classic and universal.

Finally, prepare for the next battle and let your youth have something worth remembering. According to my observation, once a person is over twenty-six, there is little chance to fight again. This is especially true for girls. The impulse to knock an unattractive person to the ground and set foot on 10 thousand feet is simply brought by the fetus.