Resume Party: Although inches and millimeters are still attractive to you, you are most interested in miles. You often think that it would be more perfect if you added an hour after a mile.
If there is a boiler room in the distance.
Party BB: I often stare at a row of tall chimneys in the distant heating boiler room for no reason. If there is no black smoke, I am very dissatisfied and accuse the boiler room staff of dereliction of duty.
CV Party: Old equipment like BS. But if it is a nuclear power plant, it is different.
Hang clothes:
BB Party: Hanging clothes is used to stringing all kinds of underwear into a string, slowly pulling them out of the window with static pulleys, and sometimes saluting at last.
CV Party: Don't do this, just use the dryer.
Climb high:
Party BB: When a tall building leans against a row of bright windows, you must wear white leather shoes on your feet and hang a dagger around your waist, otherwise you will be afraid of heights.
CV Party: I like to see the road through the window. I'm disappointed if it's not a smooth road outside.
Household equipment:
Party BB: There is a TV antenna supported by three legs on the roof, which is extremely tall and majestic. However, due to the refusal to install coke cans on the antenna, the viewing effect is not everywhere.
CV Party: These people are more progressive and like cable TV and Internet. However, if one day these things break down and you have to use an antenna, you stubbornly believe that it is useless to buy an antenna, only if there is a wide range of network signal coverage in the air and on the ground.
Housing:
Party BB: I have a spacious single-family courtyard, but I don't want to enjoy the sunshine, so I cover it with a white canvas tent and stretch it tightly. In addition, teak floor is expensive, but it must be paved at home. There is no heating in the house in my hometown, but the stove never uses honeycomb coal, but burns the whole coal, and there is a partition wall for storing coal outside the bedroom.
CV Party: It must be a tall building near a wide road, which can make you have some associations. The floor at home must be flat, and maybe a few straight lines will be drawn. Water, electricity and heating must be fully automated, but people in the property feel strange to you, because you often check their abilities and damage management.
Habit:
Party BB: Whenever a plane flies overhead, spit on it.
CV Party: On the contrary
Visit a friend's new home;
Party BB: When the host opened the security door, the visitor patted his thick door enviously.
CV Party: Visiting a friend's new home and being indifferent to his thick door. But he repeatedly praised the flashlight on his balcony.
Shen Fang:
Party BB: Recently, armed robbers are very rampant. Every night after work, he always carries a 400-page hardcover book on his chest before going home. However, because the book is heavy, he didn't take it with him.
CV Party: You must be surrounded by a bunch of friends, but you have no protection and only a bunch of bricks in your hand.
Securities, jewelry, cash, etc. It's all in the same drawer. It's too unsafe. How to solve it?
Party BB: As long as there are a few planks in this drawer to put securities, jewelry and cash, it will be much safer. It's best to enclose the drawer with a blank.
CV Party: As long as you put a pile of tables next to your desk and form a formation, it will be safe.
Order multiple people to take photos together:
Party BB: The first row is squatting, the second row is standing, and the third row is standing on the chair. However, the number of people in the first row must be the largest and the number of people in the third row must be the least, because otherwise someone will fall.
CV Party: Command many people to arrange various patterns together, and then take photos from above. Sometimes I like relativity very much.
The sports meeting needs a rehearsal group * * Party B: His design is that six columns meet in the running, and then turn around and go out together.
CV party: choose to lift the graphics board, but the method is that there is a small board team next to a big board, and the shape of the team should not be chaotic.
Set off firecrackers in the new year:
Party BB: I always like to kick twice on the steel pipe and shoot at a small mound. When shooting, three steel pipes are usually arranged in a row (two or four are also acceptable). If someone imitates it, it will give birth to another idea: BS is a steel pipe.
CV Party: A big barrel with six holes drilled at the bottom, put a "200 ring" in it, and turn the iron barrel over if possible …
Office:
BB square: t type ...
CV Party: Several tables form a "defensive team".
Desk:
Party BB: The wood on the table must be thick and heavy. The table should be wide.
CV Party: The table should be wide, but the aspect ratio should not exceed 2: 1.
Items on the table:
Party BB: There is a pile of books in the middle, and there are two (or three) oversized pen holders at the top. In particular, I bought ... what's the name of that mountain-shaped thing with a pen in it? Forget it, don't ask, because the BB party has named it: three (or four) combinations 15 inch pen container. In addition, when I played it, I said to myself: 15 inch three, 12 inch two and 76mm high ... Although the boss is not satisfied with this "messy" method, he is very satisfied with the benefits of this method (pens and materials can be obtained from any angle ...)
CV Party: A big desk with an aspect ratio of 2: 1, and only one multipurpose pen holder for office supplies. Some useful little things are placed on the table in order, changing state at any time. This table should be converted into an electric lifting platform. The boss feels very good about your "modernization" and finds that you can tell what you are doing from the way you put things on the table.
A friend's computer desk:
Party BB: My friend bought a big computer desk with a 15-inch monitor. You feel there must be a conspiracy, because the computer desk is 17 inch.
CV Party: A friend bought a computer desk as a document desk, and you think there is a conspiracy because it is not used normally.
Owner:
Party BB: despise all cars smaller than yourself, bow to the 30-ton container truck, throw stones at the opposite car at the highest speed when overtaking, try to form a cross shot and set an angle in front of your car. When was it? )。
CV Party: I hope to install a rope at the door of my garage and a hook at the rear. If you are a director of the company, the exit of the underground garage will be cancelled and the car must be lifted to the first floor by elevator before leaving.
GF forced you to watch Jay's birdsong concert with her, and you went and even recorded it as:
Party BB: In the picture, you are holding a flashlight, on, off, on and off. ...
CV Party: On the screen, you are holding two light sticks (one red and one green), holding your hands high and moving horizontally. ...
Go boating in the park with your girlfriend;
Party BB: insist on bringing a pile of boards to decorate your boat, or refuse to sail out of the cruise terminal. My girlfriend accidentally fell into the water and immediately took out a string of bells and knocked them off.
CV Party: At least five ships must leave the cruise terminal at the same time as you. His girlfriend accidentally fell into the water and immediately instructed other ships to rescue him.
Watching Titanic with my girlfriend is very BS.
Party BB: the armor is not strong, it should be heavy.
CV Party: Without an overall fleet, it would be foolish to have an accident.
Impression of foreign countries:
BB party: Britain is good
CV Party: America is good
Freedom to go abroad:
Both the BB Party and CV Party here chose to go to the United States, and the BB Party went to see Moth Pills. CV Party went to see the "flatbed car". It should be noted that although the two factions are also paying attention to Japan. But for understandable reasons, China BB Party and China CV Party are both BS Japanese. Also opposed to going to Japan. Excluding nationalism, the reason why CV Party BS Japan is that some tactics in Yamamoto's later period are very stupid, and midway's practice of targeting CV makes people BS even more. The BB party is BS pearl harbor. Why not use BB? Besides, there is no "Yamato" to see in Japan.
Historical events:
Party BB: An American officer was very dissatisfied with a war and didn't let them see the spectacular scene of P Dahe in Iowa. Euro-Atlantic battlefields like to discuss the story of XX wheat vs X Germany.
CV Party: Appreciate fighting very much, especially the use of various warships. On the Euro-Atlantic side, it is even more about "the sinking of XX wheat".