2. How important is your interest? I bought a smart washing machine for my mother, and I have taught her many times that she can't use it. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, which not only works, but also can be repaired!
My friend cried to me that she was often lovelorn because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: poor, why can he have a girlfriend?
We never copy our homework, we are just porters of answers.
On the train, I went to eat. When the waiter cooks, his hands are shaking all the time. I am very dissatisfied. The waiter said: Too much cooking is a waste. I replied: I can eat three times more. The waiter replied: then you eat first, and I'll call you if it's not enough. I went back to my seat, ate for a while, and found that I really couldn't finish it, because it was terrible.
6. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
7. Two drunks were driving at a gallop. A: "Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. " B: "What? Aren't you driving? "
8. I am sick at home. I haven't eaten all day. Nobody called me. I am too thirsty to drink water at night. My dad patted me on the head and said, "Where have you been?" Come back so late! "
9. Often when a person says "I'm not bragging", he begins to brag.
10. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.
1 1. I always close my eyes when I cut onions, thinking that I won't cry, but I still cried when I cut my hand.
12. This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.
13. Those who are good-looking and can eat are called foodies, while those who are not good-looking and can eat are called fools.
14. Married for many years, slept until midnight. My husband suddenly turned around and hugged me and said, wife: this life is too short. When I heard this from my husband, I was moved to tears. My husband went on to say: I can't even cover my feet.
15. They all say that I have a bad temper, like joking, a good face and a good temper. It doesn't matter!
16. On the bus, a little girl played with a wand behind me. She pointed to my back: "I want to turn you into the most handsome person in the world!" " I listened, smiled, turned around and heard a scream: "Mom! Mom! I can do magic! "
17. Not talking can make people have a little fantasy. As soon as I opened my mouth, that little fantasy was shattered.
18. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.
19. My son suddenly asked me, "Mom, I have a big aunt, a second aunt, a fourth aunt and a fifth aunt. Why don't I have a third aunt? Is the third aunt dead? "
20. Water has been cut off for several days, and everyone can only use bottled water for everything. A female colleague thought bottled water was expensive and useless, and said, "I just opened a bucket to wash my face, and there was only half a bucket left!" " Another colleague said, "water is still very useful, but your face is big!" " "
2 1. Love is like farting, with a high profile at the beginning and a low profile at the end.
22. A sister lost her mobile phone at the train station and cried. The aunt who sells newspapers next to her can't listen anymore. She quietly pointed to a man next to her and said to the girl, "He is a thief. Ask him. " So, the girl ran to the thief and cried, "I lost my mobile phone, I lost my mobile phone." Twitter. Finally, the thief was annoyed: "Don't cry, I'll steal you a new one."
23. During the Chinese New Year, I heard the eldest sister upstairs screaming hysterically: Don't order takeout! Your stomach these two days belongs to your mother! Isn't it right to raise a child for a thousand days, take a period of time and eat leftovers for a few days?
24. It is said that drinking should not exceed six points, eating should not exceed seven points, and couples should not exceed eight points! But most people are often drunk, full, and then love to be fools!