Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.
2. Teacher: Now in the' first aid' class, someone is injured. What should I do first?
Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.
Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you work so hard?
Sister: It's all because of you.
Xiao Xin: Me?
Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!
4. Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet.
Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now
Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!
5. Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met.
Xiao Xin: I'm flattered. How do you know that?
Sister: Anyway, you totally push.
6. Mom: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, but you only got 50 points.
Xiao Xin: I did as you said.
Mom: What did I say?
Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.
7. Mom: Don't go to school alone to avoid being blackmailed by bad teenagers.
Xiao Xin: But none of my classmates wants to go with me.
Mom: Why?
Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.
8. Teacher: Xiao Xin, your beautiful works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow.
Xiao Xin: No.
Teacher: Why?
Xiao Xin: My father does this job. He will go to work tomorrow.
9. Sister: Brother, what should we do if there are bad teenagers blackmailing us?
Xiao Xin: Catch up with him.
Sister: Can you beat them?
Xiao Xin: I just need to beat you.
10, Xiao Xin: Mom, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?
Mom: that's right
Xiao Xin: Today is the last chapter in this series. You can't stop me from watching it.
1 1. Mom: Swimming is really good.
Xiao Xin: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish.
Mom: You mean like a mermaid?
Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.
12, where did you fall? Where did you fall?
13, Mom: My parents have something to do tonight and will be back very late.
Xiao Xin: Then I will be very tired!
Mom: Why?
Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.
14, the dream is not to escape well, but to escape well is not to be a math teacher.
15, Xiao Xin: Mom, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her.
Mom: Xiao Xin is so sweet, just give it to her 10 yuan!
Mom: Hey! Why did you buy sausages?
Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages!
Teacher: Xiao Xin, please use "dilemma" to make a sentence.
Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam.
Teacher: Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the question?
Xiao Xin: No, the answers of the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma.
Teacher: Your problem, Xiao Xin, is the improper use of words. Now, let's test that you use an idiom to describe your teacher as happy.
Xiao Xin: Laugh at Jiuquan.
18, Dad: Look how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it?
Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell myself to bury my father.
19, Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.
Xiao Xin: It's not my fault.
Mom: Is it my fault?
Xiao Xin: That's right. Who told you to walk so lightly?
20. Mom: Xiao Xin, have you found 10 times the money this semester?
Xiao Xin: No, I only found it once.
Mom: Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money?
Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.
Mom: Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again.
Xiao Xin: I don't want to watch TV.
Mom: Then what are you doing?
Xiao Xin: I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong.
22. Without him, without him, without him, without him, without him, our little hands are like little hands. Without him, without him, without him, without him, we will go for an outing together.
The sun is soft and the clouds are long.
23. Teacher: Xiao Xin, you have done your homework very well recently.
Xiao Xin: It's all due to the police's anti-vice campaign.
Teacher: What does sweeping pornography have to do with homework?
Xiao Xin: My father has nowhere to go at night, so he can only stare at me doing my homework at home.
24. Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.
Xiao Xin: What's the big deal!
Kitten: Who are your parents?
Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.
25. Teacher: Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing?
Xiao Xin: I just thought about it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money.
26. Teacher: Xiao Xin, I haven't been to the toilet for several days.
Xiao Xin: Don't ask us men about such things ~
Mom: Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English. I hope you won't lose at the starting point.
Xiao Xin: I have already lost at the starting point.
Mom: What did you lose?
Xiao Xin: Heredity.
Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.
Xiao Xin: It's not my fault.
Mom: Is it my fault?
Xiao Xin: That's right. Who told you to walk so lightly?
29. If you do something wrong, you must say you are sorry, because everyone in kindergarten has to do it. -Nohara Shinsuke
30. Teacher Ji Yong: "What will tadpoles become when they grow up?"
Xiao Xin: "Pan."
3 1, Mei was shocked: "I have to go home immediately after the summer cram school. Why not listen? " I hate people who don't come home on time ... "
Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! "
32. "Little brother, what are you doing?"
"I'm playing hide-and-seek with the rain."
"Oh, you are hiding from the rain."
33. Xiao Xin: "Mei was dumbfounded. I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time."
Mei was shocked: "Why did you call twice in a row?"
Xiao Xin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up when I fell?"
34. Teacher Ji Yong: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you want to think about your parents when you do such a thing? "
Xiao Xin: "I just thought about it before I did it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "
35. The opposite of justice is not evil, but justice.