At first, Hong Xiuquan didn't look like a split. He was just ill and had a fever for forty or fifty days. But after the fever, there are signs of division. He said he was in heaven. God saw not only my father, but also my mother, brother and sister-in-law. As for himself, he is the second son of God.
In my eyes, this should be a sign of division. Hong Rong called it a mental illness in his "Introduction of Western Learning to the East": "After Hong Xiuquan failed in the exam, he was depressed and almost became a mental illness".
When I was young, there was such a separatist figure in my hometown. The villagers called him "discerning". The so-called "eyes" are called "great gods" in Mandarin. The specific function is that he has a pair of evil eyes and can see many crooked ways. For example, if someone is sick, with his evil eyes, you can see which monsters are controlling the patient. He also has the contact information of various monsters. After a while, he was foaming at the mouth, and he cut off all these big-name mobile phones. So these superior leaders personally came forward to drive away the evil spirits of the crisis and the patient recovered.
Of course, in the end, the patient is asked to pay to thank the fairy. Since he did not establish direct diplomatic relations with these immortals, this snack, money and pig's head meat can only be handed over by this "seeing person". In a word, the "man with eyes" in The Dead is the agent and image spokesperson of all immortals. Of course, people with eyes are generally not born with evil eyes. Most of them, like Hong Xiuquan, recovered from a serious illness and went into shock when they got sick. Everyone is impressed!
George III is divided and will be bound by his subordinates; Hong Xiuquan scored, and he is going to exercise. I believe everyone has seen Wang Qiu shout "Sports!" With a broken gong! Exercise! "In those years in furong town. Most of our sports are like this. The first step of the whole show movement is to smash Confucius' memorial tablet! Teachers who take the lead in smashing school signs will of course be fired. If they are fired, they will only continue to exercise! Xiuquan's second step is to create Hong Xiuquan's thoughts. The two famous ones are Salvation Song by the Original Way and Awakening the World by the Original Way. These two articles initially laid the theoretical foundation for the worship of God.
With theoretical guidance, the next step is to mobilize the masses. Hong Xiuquan's division of labor is different from that of Feng Yunshan. The former focuses on the research of sports theory, while the latter focuses on the development of sports practice. Feng Yunshan believes that it is necessary to mobilize the masses:
1. You need to go to remote mountainous areas, because the reactionary rule there is weak, which is conducive to the development of sports strength.
2. The hard life of people in remote mountainous areas determines their sports consciousness. In other words, the dryness of a person's stomach is directly proportional to the enthusiasm of exercise. After Li Zicheng crossed Henan, there was a famine in Henan, and Li Zicheng's team suddenly expanded to several hundred thousand. Hungry Han people are also real, shouting slogans: eat his mother and wear his mother, and food and clothing are not enough to find a king; No soldiers, no food, everyone had a good time! Feng Yunshan and Hong Xiuquan are amateurs. Of course they know the reason why sports find bachelors! Wang Qiu pardoned Li Guoxiang on 1996. The former is a male bachelor and the latter is a female bachelor. Both of them have enough energy to exercise. They don't exercise enough outside, and sometimes they have to make up in bed.
A single spark can start a prairie fire. The mountain scenery of Bauhinia is ups and downs, and Han, Yao and ethnic groups live together. Once the incident happens, Fusang is everywhere.
In short, with the efforts of the two brothers, Bauhinia Mountain has become the cradle of sports.
Several key members have slowly developed in the sports team. The most important backbones are Yang, Wei Changhui, Shi Dakai and Xiao Chaogui. Because of the need of the situation, the leading group has to be strengthened, and the one-child policy of "only having a good child" cannot be implemented on God's side. The poor old man has given birth to several children to Maria: the third Feng Yunshan, the fourth Yang, the fifth Wei Changhui, and the sixth Shi Dakai. Together with the eldest Christ and the second Xiuquan, Maria gave birth to six children, all with ribbons. Of course, when the horse was in the same room with God, peanuts were stuffed in the quilt, so she inexplicably gave birth to a girl, that is, Hong Xiuquan's sister Hong. This is better than China's diva. The queen mother worked hard all her life and gave birth to seven children, but all seven children lost money, all of whom were fairy daughters. Of course, the two heavenly mothers also have something in common. They both have a simple and honest little son-in-law. The Queen Mother's son-in-law is Niu Bi, and the Queen Mother's son-in-law 354 is of course Jiao Xuan's husband Xiao Chaogui!
As soon as Hong Xiuquan was separated, there were several theologians-my God's "urbanized" hukou. What will God think when he finds out? Although I created the universe, as a leader, the privileged family is suspected of turning a blind eye!
All kinds of privileges aroused the indignation of local gentry in Amethyst. China's subjects have neither the rigid debate habit of Socrates, nor the interest appeal instinct on the other side of "epilepsy". China people solve all problems and are used to politicizing them. In a word, the Amethyst gentry exposed the God-worshipping society engaged in sports at that time on the charge of "gathering people to revolt". Feng Yunshan, the third child of the House of God, was arrested by the local government.
As soon as the third child was caught, the second child Xiuquan got up and ran to his hometown. Some versions say that he went home to petition to save the third child. Bullshit. The third one was arrested by the local government. Who was the second one who went to his hometown to save? The second child ran away, the third child was caught and the rest of the athletes were dumbfounded. The fourth child is very clever. He learned it from his second brother, and he has. His teacher is still relatively advanced, and he became the image spokesperson of the Father in The Necromancer. Dad appeared to speak, just like Lenin ran back from exile and published furong town, pointing out the direction of the movement.
There's a little trouble here. Xiuquan can split, Xiu Qing can split, but other buddies can't split? So the son-in-law broke up and got a good share, becoming the image spokesperson of Tian Ge Christ in Dead Soul. As a result, the whole Zijingshan area is popular as an image spokesperson, and activists can divide it if they want. I looked up some information to see if there was an image spokesperson for Tianmu at that time, but I couldn't find it. What a pity!
The appearance of various image spokesmen saved the crisis caused by Xiuquan's escape and Yunshan's arrest. But this laid the groundwork for a bigger crisis later. In fact, when Hong Xiuquan returned to Zijingshan, he found that the group was seriously split, so he announced that only the rumors of Yang Fu and Xiao Chaogui Brother were true splits, and all others were false splits, and removed the counterfeiters from the team. Those real people are rewarded! Later, after Xiuquan became the king of heaven, he personally wrote a letter and designated March 3, 3354, the day of division, as the "Yejiang Festival"! Now children in China only know Christmas and forget their traditional festival "Ye Jiang Festival"! Oh, I forgot my grandpa!
Yong 'an broke through, and Tian Fu took it back one after another-Lao Yunshan and his son-in-law Chaogui. I don't mind taking the third place, but I have to go back to my hometown sooner or later. Going to Chaogui feels boring. I suspect that my parents have never seen the Seven Fairies in China, and the Queen Mother wants her daughter back. The two of them have taken her son-in-law away first. Maybe they want Chao Gui to plug in? After a son-in-law was taken away, the team went to Nanjing. Nanjing is a pink city. Activists saw it and didn't want to go north again, so they decided to make Nanjing their capital and change its name to Tianjing. Xiu doesn't have the qualities of a far-sighted politician, and he doesn't know how to vaccinate children in advance, reminding everyone not to be "delicate" and "fuck", and beware of sugar-coated shells and powder bullets. Not only did I not remind the children, but I also brought my head. A group of beautiful women were hidden in the golden house, and his brother plunged into it, leaving nothing to fuck. Of course, in his spare time, he still completed Hong Xiuquan's thought. His aim is: to have clothes and food, to have money and flowers, to have fields and farmland, to be uneven everywhere, and to be hungry and warm!
Theoretically speaking, Ma Lao said: * * Capitalist society can only be realized in developed capitalist countries! Seeking truth from facts, Xiuquan's character is far less than his own. This man is a thief. He eats too much and takes too much. He can't get all the beautiful women in Nanjing to their nests, but he stipulates that soldiers in heaven are not allowed to fall in love, and even couples can't sleep in the same nest. All men live in men's barracks and all women live in women's barracks. In short, the brothers followed him to make revolution, for the sake of what? Don't you just like Ah Q, throw off the bed of a scholar's wife in Ningbo, and sleep with whoever you want? Now you are only allowed to turn on the light yourself, and your men are not allowed to pull out the wax. Brothers are too dry to exercise, and leaders are too wet to exercise at any time. In this case, isn't it ridiculous to be uneven everywhere? In addition, Wei Changhui's younger brother and Xiu Qing's younger brother robbed the property. Wei Changhui felt that he couldn't stand Xiu Qing, so he killed his younger brother and went to Xiu Qing to apologize. The underworld is talking about a fair issue. When I was a child, my friends and I went to the production team to steal apples, and when we divided the spoils, we all knew that those who stood guard outside the garden took a few less than those who went into the garden to pick fruits themselves. Show them all, this is a big business grab, and the internal spoils are unevenly distributed, so there will be infighting.
Dong Yang Xiu Qing is the head of all commanders. He is in charge of all military and political affairs. In other words, Xiuquan is doing all the work of standing guard outside the garden and picking fruits from trees. Xiuquan is a "chicken" with many responsibilities. She reviews many female soldiers every day. She hung a sword at the door of her bedroom and wrote a couplet. The central meaning is as follows: exercise is very important, that's all. If you don't stop, blood will spill here! Well, make an inappropriate analogy. In the dormitory, a buddy and a woman twisted their necks and hips three times to exercise, while another buddy stayed outside with a gun all night! What would you think if you stood guard here? Therefore, everyone should understand Xiu Qing's feelings: it is not difficult to do a good deed, but it is difficult to do a good deed all one's life! No matter how loyal you are, you can't always be wary of the west. No one can learn this level like Lei Feng, so Xiu Qing is impatient. The sign of impatience is-on behalf of the heavenly father, forcing Xiuquan to call himself nine years old! This guy also wants to learn from Lin's handsome and healthy forever. Because of this, the evaluation of China historians in the 1970 s and 1980 s became this taste: the early big brother Yang; Later, the schemer said so. These comments make me very happy. Obviously, it is very handsome to treat Yang like Lin!
The advantage of Taiping Heavenly Kingdom lies in dancing with the Great God, while the disadvantage lies in dancing with the Great God. Jumping into the Great God means the same as a bonfire of Guangwu. Bobby Chen can fool two struggling soldiers. But this game has been played in Chen Sheng for almost two thousand years. You play, everyone can play. Most people can't play, but Yang often plays. Hong Xiuquan doesn't matter. He hit the maid-in-waiting, and Yang turned against him, appearing as the spokesman of the Father. As the saying goes, if you can't sink the mountain, it depends on who will start first. Hong Xiuquan secretly ordered Wei Changhui to kill Yang. My God, God's family is in chaos. As a result of the unrest, Wei Changhui killed all the 20,000 people in the Yang family, including the soldiers in the East Palace. When Shi Dakai heard about the civil strife, he ran back from the front to stop it. Unexpectedly, all his family members in Tianjing were killed by Wei Changhui, so Wei had to kill Shi Dakai himself. Frightened Shi Dakai slipped off the hammer rope on the wall! It's the Tianjing incident.
After the Tianjing incident, the soldiers realized that it was always meaningless for their father to kill Brother Tian that day. After working for a long time, it is better to pack a bag and go home!
Of course, some people are unwilling to work long hours and hope to carry out the exercise to the end. But after such an anti-Colombian coup, Xiuquan was frightened and more divided. Everyone looks like a husband lying beside him. So although he complied with the will of the people and let God's youngest son take charge, he was still not at ease and sent his two stupid brothers, one left and one right, to supervise Shi Dakai. Xiaoshi couldn't stand the insult and ran away angrily. When he left, historians in the 1970 s and 1980 s were unhappy, saying that they were splitting up at the critical moment of the revolution without considering the overall situation. Looking at these comments, I am happy again! This is what Zhang Dao said, right?
Shi Dakai escaped and was seduced by the old fox Luo. So far, four of the five sons sent by God to the border of China have been taken back, leaving only the second child to show them all. Helpless, Xiuquan had to seal a new king. Of course, he is not too divided. Somehow, he didn't interpret Li Xiucheng, the loyal king, and Chen Yucheng, the king of England, as illegitimate children of God.
Once, the two new kings played brilliantly. However, heroes never die. Both heroes were captured by the Qing Dynasty. When Chen Yucheng was executed, Li Xiucheng wrote the Outline of April in prison and made a heroic sacrifice. Chen is of course a man. He is my favorite figure in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. As for Li Xiucheng, you can look at the comments of China historians in 1970s and 1980s. It's also fun. Li Xiucheng wrote "Self-report" before he died. In the eyes of revolutionary historians, this is like writing superfluous words in Qu's prison. Too redundant, too late!
In short, the death of two heroes means that the movement is over. It is worth mentioning that when Tianjing was besieged and almost fell, soldiers began to catch mice to eat, and Xiuquan went to visit relatives in Tianjing again. This time, after he came back from the complete division, he told everyone that 65438+ ten thousand soldiers were coming to earth, and everyone was waiting for a good life. Of course, in the end, the mountain soldiers didn't come, and Xiuquan was urged by heaven again. It is estimated that the sky is also bureaucratic and the procedures are not easy to handle, so Xiuquan hasn't come back yet!
The division of a person can bring 13 years of sports. Our history books call this movement a revolution! Revolution is like fireworks, which bloom horribly. Marx commented, "They didn't give themselves any tasks except changing dynasties. They don't have any slogans. They brought more panic to the people than the old rulers. " It also gives people a psychedelic feeling. If this operation is successful, how can the new emperor sitting on the dragon pier be better than the old emperor in front?