The fourth episode of Excalibur in Ancient Times, pineapple blowing snow, bargaining with the abbot;
Pineapple flying snow: Abbot, what sword do you have?
Abbot: This is the most suitable sword for a worthless young man like you (pineapple blowing snow and sweating) (turning around and taking out a dazzling sword).
Three musketeers: (eyes flashing) Wow!
Pineapple blowing snow: What kind of sword is this?
Abbot: This is the sword used by Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang to cut snakes. It is called Chi Xiaojian, and its net weight is 998 1 kg and 72 San Qian, and its impact index is 9.7. It is the sword of the emperor, and people who are not emperors are not allowed to use it.
Pineapple blowing snow: Oh? Unless you are an emperor, you can't do it?
Orange Willow Lane: Abbot, didn't you just say that pineapple blows snow for nothing, and there are many problems? Why is this sword suitable for him?
Pineapple blowing snow: Yes, abbot, although I am yellow, I am not an emperor.
Abbot: You don't know this. At that time, Liu Bang, like a pineapple blowing snow, was just a poor boy who had no ambition and was greedy for money, lustful and good at wine. ...
Pineapple blowing snow: Hey abbot, give me some face.
Abbot: But then he got this sword, absorbed the spirit inside, turned it into a red dragon, and soared into the sky.
Three musketeers: Wow, that's awesome.
Abbot: So this sword is called Chi Xiaojian, and Liu Bang became the later Emperor Gaozu (Three Musketeers: Oh? So this sword became the emperor's sword, and it must not be used by the emperor.
Pineapple blowing snow: Ahem, abbot, everyone is familiar with it. Are you making up stories to cheat me of my money again?
Abbot: (turning around, blushing and sweating) How is that possible?
Pineapple blowing snow: impossible? Abbot, why are you blushing?
Abbot: (changes back to his original face and turns around) Ah, did I?
Pineapple blowing snow: Come on, how much is this sword?
Abbot: (jumping off the stage) The original price of this sword was 12,000 gold, but now the disaster is imminent, so we have to sell it at a tearful price, with a 50% discount on 5,200 gold.
Pineapple blowing snow: wow ~ 5200 gold? !
Abbot: How about it? It's a good deal.
Pineapple blowing snow: (angry) cost-effective? It's like squeezing my blood with a juicer!
Abbot: Not so exaggerated. You look like an emperor at first glance. Forget it. A little cheaper, 4200 gold, will do.
Pineapple blowing snow: 4.2 thousand gold (with a contemptuous smile)
Abbot: What, are you still too expensive? How can I find a good sword?
Pineapple blowing snow: abbot, you can't fool me. In fact, the A goods in your hand are everywhere outside, and you can only sell them for 120 at most.
Abbot: Only 120 gold?
Pineapple blowing snow: no, it's 120 silver.
Abbot: My God, are you kidding? My purchase price is more than this (slip of the tongue).
Pineapple blowing snow: Hum, look, your sword is rusty.
Abbot: Alas, Emperor Gaozu has been away from us for so many years, and it is inevitable that he is a little rusty.
Pineapple blowing snow: the defective products in A goods like yours are worth 220 taels of silver at most, including tax delivery. Like I'll get it myself now, twelve taels of silver at most.
Abbot: What? 10 taels of silver
Pineapple blowing snow: Look at your age, you are our abbot. Now our jelly college is in big trouble, so I won't cut you more. Just like you said, make a 50% discount and 50 taels of silver. Oh, by the way, I calculated the computer tuition yesterday. You overcharged me 12. Now I will take your sword as compensation (Abbot Khan). You still owe me five taels of silver.
Abbot: What? I still owe you five taels of silver.
Pineapple blowing snow: If you are too short of money now, I won't rush you. You can pay interest slowly. Just calculate the interest at three times the interest rate of overdue loans by the central bank. Is this fair?
Abbot: (dizzy) Oh, I'm so angry! (Spitting coconut milk on the ground)
Excalibur, Episode 43: Touching Dialogue between Wei and Snow Blowing;
"Wei," pineapple blowing snow quickly come over, "you have to hold on! (Connect) Wei, (Shake) Wei! " Wei opened his eyes. "Brother blows snow ..." "Wei, (holding hands) you should cheer up." "Brother Blowing Snow, do you remember the place where we first met?" Pineapple Blowing Snow said firmly, "Yes, it's in Huaguo Mountain on the third floor of Pineapple Village." "Brother Blowing Snow, the first time I saw you, I thought you were handsome." "Thank you, I know I am handsome, because everyone says so about me." Pineapple blows snow and leaves short bangs, proudly saying. "You like to brag, but I just like it. You are full of shortcomings." After that, Wei fell. "ah? Wei, Wei! Wei, "pineapple said sadly, blowing snow." Don't die, Wei-"
At this time, Wei opened his eyes again. "Brother blows snow ..." Pineapple blows snow by surprise. "Wei, are you okay?" "Why all of a sudden, so dark, is it dark? Why can't I see? " Wei rubbed his eyes. Pineapple blows snow and shakes its head. "Don't be afraid, Wei, I'm with you." "Brother Snow Blower, I'm, I'm so cold." He took the hand that blew the snow. "No problem," Blowing Snow hugged Wei tightly. "I give you warmth!" "Brother blows snow ..." Pineapple blows snow and asks with concern, "Is it warmer?" "I'm, I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep." Wei closed his eyes. "No, don't sleep, stay awake and continue to talk to me! Wei, Wei! " The pineapple blew snow and cried sadly to the sky, "Oh, no!" " "
"Brother blows snow ..." Wei spoke again. Pineapple blowing snow was scared. "Wei, don't fool me like this. I will be scared of a heart attack by you. " "Brother Snow Blower, you say, am I going to die?" "Don't talk nonsense, you will be fine. Villains like me are not dead yet. How can it be your turn? " "You don't have to lie to me, you know, I'm dying." Blowing snow took Wei's hand. "When did I cheat you? I told you, you will definitely get the Excalibur. " He picked up the sword of love. "You see, it's successful now." Then put the sword down. "Unfortunately, you are only half right." Wei said regretfully, "Although I got the Excalibur, I still can't summon the mecha." "No, of course you can summon Bao Guojia. People all over the world don't believe me, and neither can you, don't believe me! " "I, I believe you, Brother Snowblower, believe ..." Wei tried to shake Snowblower's hand. "You." Wei gave up. The pineapple blew the snow and shook it hard. "Hey, Wei, stop playing." Wei, stop playing! "heartbroken cried:" Wei, Wei! "Everyone (Bao Guojia) is moving closer to the middle, and Orange Xiang is also very sad." Wei. "Ziyi wiped her tears." Wei! "Pineapple with tears in his eyes blowing snowflakes," you are quick to get up and summon Bao Guojia. Wei ... "A tear fell on the sword of benevolence, and the Excalibur opened.