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Funny dialogue between invigilators and cheating candidates
Kung fu edition

Invigilator: Students who cheat with textbooks, please come out!

Cheating examinee: I won't cheat anything!

Invigilator: Huh? Dare to talk back? Don't you think it's not cheating to know that a cat with three legs is recruited?

Cheating candidates: Cheating is not illegal. Do I have to tell you that I have learned to be at home?

Invigilator: Shit! Don't think I won't arrest you just because I'm handsome! Invigilator: I have repeatedly taught you that cheating is very troublesome. You are in trouble. Cheating candidate: Teacher, give me another chance. Invigilator: You said you wanted to turn over a new leaf. I think you want to have a relapse! Cheating candidate: kind ~ ~ invigilator: (fainting) ...

Cheating candidate: I'm not afraid. Even if I catch one person, there will be ten million people in Qian Qian.

Invigilator: (dizzy) ...

World without thieves edition.

Invigilator: That classmate, how did you cheat?

Cheating candidate: Who cheated here? Stand up and show my teacher! Teacher, look, no one stands up. Nobody cheats here.

Invigilator: I like it very much. I hate it when you cheat with your textbooks. You have no technical content at all! Hey, how did you copy the book just now? Like this? ..... like this? ..... (imitating the action of the examinee who cheated just now)

Cheating candidate: (smile apologetically) OK, put your hands down ... put them down.

Invigilator: What are you laughing at? Criticize you! Be serious! Do you know what is most precious in the examination room? Wind measurement! Organized and undisciplined! I can tell you responsibly that the teacher is very angry and the consequences are very serious!

Cheating examinee: Teacher, cut me some slack. I can't get caught, I'm terminally ill!

Invigilator: No way.

Cheating candidates: alas! I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch. Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want.

Invigilator: (dizzy) ...

House of flying daggers

Invigilator: You forced me to arrest you!

Cheating examinee: You can take my paper, but you can't remember my name!

Invigilator: (dizzy) ...

2046 edition

Cheating examinee: Even if I help you set a negative example today.

Invigilator: Well, please help me if necessary in the future.

Cheating candidates: (fainting) ...