Where is your Chinese teacher? I want to thank her! Laughing to death!
A rich man was walking his dog when a killer jumped out of the grass and shot the dog twice. Millionaire is furious: Why did you kill my dog?
The killer sneered: someone paid me 5 million to take your dog's life. The rich man glanced at the killer and shook his hand excitedly and said, who is your Chinese teacher? I want to give her a red envelope!
The next day, the killer jumped out of the grass and took the rich man's iPhone6. The rich man said, why did you take my apple?
The killer said that because someone offered10 million, he wanted me to take your head (mobile phone). The rich man shook his hand excitedly and said, who is your Chinese teacher? I want to send another big red envelope!
It began to rain at night, and the rich thought it was providence, so it was the best policy to run for their lives. He tried to sneak out of the door with a big umbrella, but as soon as he got to the back door, the killer appeared again!
? Hey hey hey! I knew you would go through the back door, I was waiting for you! ? It's too early to say! The murderer grabbed the umbrella in his left hand, and the mobile phone stolen at night was directly stuffed into the rich man's arms in his right hand!
? My master is really ingenious. I know you will take out your umbrella. He doesn't even want to talk to me today. Just give me a note and let me take it! ? Say that finish, I dropped the note and roared off.
The rich man picked it up and looked at it. No cell phone, shoot him (umbrella)! ? Rich people just kneel down? Teacher, where are you? !
Classic toasts, toasts, rejections and jokes on the wine table.
Lady's suggestion:
Excited heart, trembling hands.
I propose a toast to the leader.
I hope I'm not ugly,
I'll leave after drinking this cup.
Men's persuasion:
The east wind blows, the drums ring,
Who's afraid of drinking today!
I'd rather have a hole in my stomach,
Don't let the relationship break up.
Drink five languages
Bold words, wine makes courage.
Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more.
Nonsense, no depth of thought.
No words, dream.
Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.
Five steps to drinking.
When pouring wine, it drizzles gently.
When persuading wine, sweet talk.
When drinking, say something bold.
Drink too much and talk nonsense.
Finally, it rained cats and dogs.
If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach.
If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine.
Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos.
Drunk and sleeping under the table.
Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.
It looks like water and smells intoxicating.
Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering.
Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight.
Wake up and regret, exhausted.
Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired.
All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.
People can't walk around without wine.
People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
It is a waste in the world for men not to drink.
Dude doesn't drink or have good friends.
As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
Wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.
I will have a drink or two, so my friends are generous enough!
If you can drink two, two, five, and two, comrades need to train!
I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!
Will drink a catty a barrel, consider promoting to vice president!
You can drink a bucket and an altar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!
Classic brain teaser, it hurts me.
1. What animals and plants add up to be the most like chickens?
? Answer: Tree and Horse (digital camera)
Why did you hide in the basement during the air raid?
? Answer: It is convenient for future archaeology.
3. Where does the zit grow? Aren't you so worried?
? Answer: other people's faces
4. Why is the elephant's nose so long?
? Answer: He loves to lie.
5. What line does the monkey dislike?
? Answer: parallel lines (because there is no intersection)
6. Where are generals and marshals completely equal?
? A: In China chess.
7. Best seller?
? Answer: female secretary
8. What will white radish become when it is drunk?
? Answer: carrots
9. What happened to an egg that went to a teahouse for tea?
? Answer: The result is a tea egg.
10, a, b, c, d, e, Ji, g, Xin, which word is the coolest?