Complete works of four-person crosstalk lines (section 1)
Actor A: Student Actor B: Clothing salesman (male) Actor C: Cosmetic salesman (female)
Actor D: The man selling kitchen knives (male)
Actor a (singing with music):? University study room? Dormitory Edition: It's sunny and sunny today. It's really cool that we don't have classes in the afternoon. Come back early in the morning for self-study, thinking that this university is It's a Wonderful Life! (After singing, sit down and read)
Actor b: (knocking at the door)
Actor A: (opens the door) Please come in.
Actor b: (pulls actor a aside and says mysteriously) hey hey, classmate, you are rich!
Actor A: Oh, yes, I feel dizzy!
Actor B: (slowly pulls out a small vest from his bag) Come on, let me show you something good!
Actor A: Hey, isn't it just a vest?
Actor B: No! Don't! Don't! It's a vest when you look far away, but it's also a vest when you look close. Actually, it's just a vest.
Actor A: What a waste of time!
Actor B: However, he is no ordinary vest. This is made by Pierre Cardin, a world famous brand? Won't it explode? (Bombing Bush) series body armor!
Actor A: Shit, that's crazy! But what's the use of a poor student buying bulletproof vests?
Actor B: Classmate, the world is not peaceful now! Maybe at any time, a smiling meat bomb will come to you, slowly coming, close to boom! (catching flies) The whole world is clean! (A Chinese Odyssey)
Actor A: Wow, that's horrible! I'm so scared! Listen, you scared my little heart to plop!
Actor b: this classmate, seeing that you are so knowledgeable, brother, I have completely lost blood. The original price is 380 and the special price is 250.
Actor A: What, 250? You grab it, but don't buy it!
The Complete Works of Four Crosstalk Lines (Section 2)
Actor B: (scratching his head) Classmate, this is the most advanced bulletproof vest in the world. There are only 1 000 pieces in the world, such as bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Putin and George W. Bush. Tell you the truth, the original price is 380, and you can give it to 180!
Actor A: That's too expensive. Besides, it's autumn and I can't wear a vest!
Actor b: classmate, you don't understand this. I remember a foreign aunt said it well: If autumn comes, can summer be far behind? Tell you what, classmate, how about you buy this vest and I give you a pair of high-grade stockings for free?
Actor A: My Go player Ding! What do I need socks for, or stockings? Oh, it still smells! (throwing it on the table)
Actor B: It can be used to wipe your face and touch your nose.
Actor A: Oh, this is the first time I've heard of it. How fresh!
Actor B: (Crying)
Actor A: Hey hey, what's wrong with you?
Actor b: this classmate, to tell you the truth, I have a young and old family, and there are a large group of children waiting for me to eat this at home. Who can be worse than me! Classmate, please have pity on me! Well, you can give the cost price to 150!
Actor A: (Go up to comfort and touch tears) Uncle, don't be too sad. I want this vest! !
Actor B: (laughs) Yes! It's done. Classmate, you are really a good man! God will bless you! ! Amen! (Quit) Sing 150! 150! Cool!
Actor A: Well, I bought a vest. 150 yuan. What happened? (Singing) I'm always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted-(Music dubbing)
Actor C: (sneaking onto the stage) What do you want from me? Just look at this outfit-ha ha, look at my outfit-for sale. Ok, stop talking, let's get to work and see how lucky we are today! (knocking at the door)
Who is actor X (narrator)?
Actor C: Classmate, do you need skin care products?
(Narrator) What, skin care products! Go, go, go and rest!
Actor C: Why are you so fierce? Still a big man!
(knocking at the door)
Complete works of four-person crosstalk lines (section 3)
Actor A: Please come in!
Actor C: (Approaching) Wow, this classmate is so serious, hardworking and diligent; Ah, so handsome and stylish!
Actor A: Stop! Sister, can I help you?
Actor C: Wow, what a rough and magnetic voice! Hee hee, classmate, do you need skin care products?
Actor A: Hi! What skin care products does a big man want?
Actor C: You can't say that. What age is it now? Equality between men and women! Men should also know how to take care of themselves!
Actor A: This is nowhere to be found! I mean, I don't need any skin care products!
Actor C: This classmate, since I first saw you (snickering), I decided to kill you!
Actor A: What did you say?
Actor c: oh-oh, I mean, a handsome guy like you must have a lot of MM fans!
Actor A: (painful and helpless) Alas! To tell the truth, I don't have a girlfriend yet! Depressed!
Actor c: impossible! Then the girls around you are too blind and do not understand aesthetics! Look at this figure, (Actor A stands up and holds out his chest) This muscle (pick up the dumbbell to exercise! ), which point in this line (putting a bodybuilding POS actor E) can't compare with that? Teisinger? !
Actor A: Schwarzenegger, big sister!
Actor C: Yes, yes, that's a combination of Schwarzenegger and Stallone! But don't worry, it's my treat, as long as you use our high-end skin care products in Paris, England, and ensure that the girls who chase you line up!
Actor A: What? Paris, England?
Actor c: isn't it? Oh, I remember, it's Paris, the capital of Iraq!
Actor A: Gosh! Hey, isn't this Dabao such an actor D Mi?
Actor C: (grabs) What? Not even close. His name is Bauer, so the actor D. Haven't you heard of that advertisement?
Actor A: What advertisement?
Actor C: Which one? Since I used Balso actor D honey, my skin is good, my appetite is good, and it tastes good. You have a good eye for Bauer, so actor D dear! ?
Actor A: Are you kidding?
Actor C: How can it be wrong? Look at our brother and sister, 250!
Actor A: 250 again! Dizzy!
Actor c: it's too expensive! I'm telling you, I lost a lot of blood, too. You can pay 180! Our products can guarantee the quality and will never die! And buy one get one free, and give a free coupon to Queqiao matchmaking agency! (Give actor A a business card)
Actor A: What? The five-star matchmaker of Queqiao matchmaking is known as one of the first love killers of boys-Ugly Sister Xiang!
Actor C: Hee hee, sorry, these are all nicknames given to me! Our aim is to make every handsome guy like you have a home! Aren't you handsome? You are cute and charming (actor D and actor Ang).
Actor A: (giggle) Hey, hey, am I that good?
Actor C: Actor COURS, of course. Actor E!
Actor A: Elder sister, what a fate! Ok, I'll take it!
Actor C: Goodbye, handsome!
Actor A: Thank you! Handsome boy, hehe, this is the first time I've heard a woman call me that. Cool! 180 bought a bottle of Balso actor D honey, alas, it is really worthy of this face!
Actor d: (kicking the door)
Actor A: Who is it? Come on in! (Open the door)
Actor d: (look at each other and act the man into a self-improvement song! Mongolian wrestling) (takes out a kitchen knife) Brother, buy a kitchen knife!
Actor A: (shivering) What?
Actor D: Don't be afraid, brother. I kill pigs (barking pigs, killing pigs). I don't kill people! Buy a kitchen knife, brother!
Actor A: I am a poor student. Why buy a kitchen knife?
Actor D: Of course it works! This knife is not a pig-killing knife. Experts say that this is high-tech, and gamma knife ranks first in the world weapons spectrum! What's the matter, brother? Buy one and go home to play!
Complete works of four-person crosstalk lines (section 4)
Actor A: What? Go home and play with a kitchen knife!
Actor D: Why not? My knife has many uses!
Actor A: What other uses does the kitchen knife have?
Actor D: You don't understand this! My knife can cut vegetables, meat, cucumbers and watermelons. Yes, he can also cut nails and pull double eyelids! The advertisement is well said: gamma knife, gamma knife, I choose, I like it!
Actor A: Those are Anta sneakers!
Actor D: It's all the same, brother. We hit it off as soon as we met. We look like brothers! For brother's sake, I'll take advantage of you. You gave this knife to 100!
Actor A: Is this an unidentified robbery?
Actor d: what? Rob, the word rob has never been used in my dictionary! Cut the crap and get the money!
Actor A: Me, me (reluctant to put down the money)
Actor D: (grabs it, gasps, walks over and pats actor A on the shoulder) Brother, Frank, this knife is yours. You, man, get out! (below)
Actor A: Alas! The kitchen knife only costs 100 yuan!
Actor D: What, it's too small? I'll give you the whole big one next time!
Actor A: (sighs sadly) Men should be hard on themselves! Look at me with this knife. Who dares bully me?
Actor E: (Kicking Actor B onto the stage)
Actor B: (Wow) Oh! Why? Be gentle! Damn it!
Actor E: (Pushing Actor C and Actor D onto the stage) Hey, hey, you still want to run! Stop! Sample, new guy! Huali security can't fix you if you don't believe it! Go, go to the police station!