Dust off innocence, bind liveliness, release freedom, package wisdom and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day! The following is an article I shared about April Fool's Day spoofing SMS classics. Welcome to the sentence network of fresh graduates!

Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool's College. April Fool's Day has arrived, and we have decided to admit you as a student of our college. Tuition is free and accommodation is all-inclusive. Your student number is: 2222; The scientific name is Ichiro fool!

I don't know if you know there's something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know this sentence, I know it, and I want you to know it. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!

I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Remind you before April Fool's Day: Fools should be thorough, don't be popular with fools, the whole person should be hidden, plan carefully, cheat people by SMS and send them in large quantities. Fools have a purpose, fools have a meaning, and fools are unprecedented!

Congratulations, your dream has a stage to show: winning the lottery, buying antique collections, doubling the fund and buying stocks, as long as you do it on April 1 day, it will definitely come true! Have fun!

6. April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish "Silly" to keep pace with the times and sink into yan zhen.

7. April Fool's Day is coming, you people have fun, be a fool to entertain yourself, and fools entertain others to please yourself; Stupid at work, stupid at thinking, stupid at wealth, stupid at life, enjoying the happiness of stupid water, and endless happiness and stupid taste!

8. You are angry like an angel; You dance like a swan stretching yourself; You walk like a mandarin duck doing sports. Your charm hides a knife, and your charm is better than a cat; To tell the truth, you are as beautiful as a demon! Happy April Fool's Day!

9, water is called a bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; Those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

10, I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has gone up; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

1 1. Has anyone ever told you that you are unique? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and the corners of his mouth are even more curled than those of a star boy. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!

12, like little love, happy life is helpless, you are at work, do you think someone is there, walking in the street and seeing bad people, I pull my head straight out, happy April Fool's Day!

13. Being late for work, jokes are not funny, love is tasteless, and promises are unreliable. Dear friends, April Fool's Day is here, and everything is a joke. It's good to have a fight. Have a nice run!

14, no matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; No matter how wide the sea is, there is always a boat that can carry you; No matter how long, there is always a fate waiting for you; No matter how many festivals there are, there is always one for you. Before it comes, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

15, you are listed as a suspect in five murders, and the police ask you to assist in the investigation. The five major murders are: you look funny, you are cheerful, you are at a loss, your IQ is stupid, and your smile is charming. Happy April Fool's Day!

16, today is April Fool's Day. I wish you the first prize in the lottery, win a beauty, stay with your lover outside, have a good wife at home, and everything goes well except fools! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

17, I want to tell you that you are "stupid", you are persistent in love, you are kind to your friends, you rush ahead when you encounter difficulties, you always give benefits to others, you silently contribute and you work hard for yourself. So you are as smart as a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, the work is relaxed and not tired, the income soars, the lovers make an appointment to line up, and they are full of energy and happiness every day, and all their troubles are invalid. Why is life so beautiful? Daydreaming, don't waste it! Happy April Fool's Day!

19, dust off innocence, be bound and lively, fly freely, pack intelligently, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

2 1, Note: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning! Please pay attention! Here is the first one: you are a beautiful, beautiful, handsome and devil-shaped lover!

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. How can a man seek a bosom friend when he travels the Jianghu with a sword? Hero stickers, even friends are friends. Wulitou Alliance elected you as the leader of Fulin, and invited you to return to the engagement on April 1 day, with the joint code: Paste!

23. May the fragrance of spring drive away all troubles, the bright light will bloom the buds of the future, the cordial greetings will make you feel comfortable, and the long-lost blessings will make you laugh. The air is filled with faint fragrance, which makes you more awake. Happy April Fool's Day!

In the early morning of April Fool's Day, you made a solemn pledge of love. At night, you sing the prayer of love, and your voice is endless. You "stole" a gem as a gift for a beautiful woman. You stayed up all night and poured out your tenderness. I hug you? Waves. Happy April Fool's Day!

Slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, stupid, very stupid, extremely stupid, violent stupid, thunderous stupid, stupid invincible ... April 1 came, and your stupid index soared, which is close to the limit standard. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!

True and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, do you understand what I said? Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

The big sand melon is wet with mud, the white and black mud is used as bait at night, the deep-rooted ice wine is wet, and the wet mud is lazy at night. Stand up to wash the monkey and watch the fragrant wine wet with mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

Teach you a happy spell: An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhu Pure Bamboo. Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig! Don't be angry, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

There is such an equation: A=B, B=C, where A stands for animals, B stands for pigs and C stands for you. Excuse me, you =? I heard that people who can't do this problem will have a holiday. 4. 1 I wish you no April Fool's Day.

Who says "pig" is a curse? If someone calls you a pig, please cherish that person, because? Pigs represent simplicity, innocence, simplicity and happiness. Today is April Fool's Day, let me sincerely say: "Pig" you are happy!

Entertainment is reasonable and the whole person is innocent. April Fool's Day is coming. In order to set off a new climax of unique skills, you are specially invited to attend the annual unique skills festival and compete for the "unique skills master". The winner will get a golden pig head. I wish you a successful start!

On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village, and all the piglets were hiding in the house. Only a pig stared at the phone and read the text messages hanging outside. The wolf saw it and wondered, aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

When the wolf came to the pigsty, the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! ! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

I always remember that in the sunset by the stream, you opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar, but you were sour but didn't spit out tears. You have a mobile phone in your hand, wrapped your head in a cloth and wiped your feet, humming a fool's song and dancing with a madman. Wow! Whose pig is so cool, haha, April Fool's Day is here, pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

Do you know, today the toad confessed to the swan, and the swan said, who is like you might as well die! Toad is not convinced: the pig head next door is still alive and well! The pig said gloomily, I was just reading the text message. Why did I get shot again? -Happy April Fool's Day!

I invite you to dinner! Is your mind full of moving exclamation points or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never lie to you. Please leave me alone, believe it or not.

April Fool's Day is coming. We should follow my attitude that everyone is stupid, follow the principle that people are not stupid and the devil takes the hindmost, and bear in mind that no matter whether it is true or not, fools are good words, and carry the stupid cause to the end.

I really want to ask you a question. Did you do that to your female colleagues on April Fool's Day? You know, that's it ... Do you? Don't get me wrong, I mean ... prank! Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day spoofs SMS Classic 3 1, and you angrily rush into a unit and shout: Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

2. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, nose and mouth, dripping-drooling. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door to door, sheep are baked in the future, and dogs are used for people. Just wait for the circle.

4. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

5. Are you tired? Busy? Is the work pressure great? Teach you a good way, take a small mirror with you, look at yourself when you want to give up, and encourage yourself: after all this, it is not good to go to work. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

It's really cold these two days. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze. As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I have put on my pants. You also need to buy a mask quickly.

7. April Fool's Day, I wish you to live like a fool, be stupid, be stupid in your fortune, do stupid things, eat stupid things, laugh and laugh after dinner, and your troubles will disappear.

I haven't heard from you for a long time. I wonder if you are all right now? I passed by your house the other day and went in to have a look. I saw you asleep, and I didn't have the heart to wake you up. Hey, only you have a litter of pigs!

9. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Dear, why are you so kind to me? Hey, hey, the cat said with a smile, you'll know when you get fat.

10, meeting you is the beginning of my heart, falling in love with you is my happy choice, owning you is my most precious wealth, and stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I love you the most. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.

165438+ Happy April Fool's Day!

12, the depth of the fish, the water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be giggling silently, your holiday is coming, happy April Fool's Day!

13, it's hard to be confused, and you have to paste it if you don't draw it; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

14. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

15, you are beautiful, you are beautiful. Parrot's nose and legs are crooked, and its personality is a bit like Zhang Fei. Its beard and eyebrows are like running water. It is most afraid of seeing your mouth open, and people born with buck teeth will fly in fear. When they see you, they will shrink back and shout that they have met a ghost.

April fool's day spoof SMS classic 4 1, toilet trick: rub toilet paper into a paper ball, coat it with peanut butter and sesame sauce, throw it on the other side of the partition, and knock on the partition: Dude, can you help me kick it over?

2. hey! Trapped by another problem. I'm worried. I don't want to eat or drink these days. I said, help me. Let's see what this means: pigs are too good at reading.

In the taxi, the driver was listening to the radio, and a voice came from the radio: Hello everyone! I'm Christine Christine! The driver complained: What a world! Now all shuttle buses can go to the radio station!

There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, it only carried 59 people and sank to the bottom of the sea! Why is this? A: This is a submarine.

I went out to buy cold beef, and suddenly a man passed by with a dog. The dog eagerly followed the cold beef in my hand. As a result, the owner pulled it in time. I clearly heard the owner say to the dog: Be rational!

6. Promise me that no matter what happens, you must be calm, no matter what you do, you must be firm, you must be optimistic and happy whenever and wherever you meet, and no matter who you meet, don't tell him that you are crazy!

7, Spring Festival, too festive, Lantern Festival, a bit lively and noisy, March 8, has passed, counting, today is the most suitable holiday for you, all the blessings are sent to you, happy April Fool's Day!

8. When the university starts, the whole class introduces itself. A boy came to the stage: My name is Li Wei, and I love playing chess! That's it. The next one is a girl. Embarrassed, she stepped onto the platform and said trembling, My name is Shakuyaku.

Darwin: This man thinks that human beings evolved from monkeys. Even though his grandfather may be a gorilla, he won't feel uneasy about it. ? However, his grandmother may find it hard to accept.

10, freeze! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every fool can get a text message, but you did it! Happy holidays!

12, tea, drink strong enough to smell particularly good; Road, you must come through thick and thin; People should have deep feelings and love until the next life; Pig's feet, fresh! Hey! This one with a mobile phone is not bad

13, when bargain-hunting, money loses from yin; When listening to the stock review, the money was cheated; When investing for a long time, money begins to lose money from the announcement of delisting; When preparing to cover the position, the money was lost from the new round of decline.

14, out of the south gate, there is a noodle restaurant facing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant. I chose the blue cotton curtain, looked at the noodle restaurant facing south, hung the blue cotton curtain, and looked at the noodle restaurant facing south.

15, an endless stream of people wandering in the street, who can hear who is lonely. Find a person who appreciates each other and a soul mate. You are unique in this universe. No one can replace you. Without you, the world will be dark, street lamp!

16, I was once confused. It was you who helped me out of trouble and let me know how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me pay for this life and accompany you to the old age. Happy April Fool's Day!

17, I don't think of you because of such a cold night, but because I only think of you on such a cold night. Can't you see that I am sincere? I am attached to your gentle embrace, and I can't leave it for a moment, dear quilt.

18, there are many young teachers in universities, and invigilation is boring, just look at girls. A girl is enchanting, and the young teachers in the whole building look around for an excuse. They sympathized with the girl, but they didn't take any notes, so they had to make up the exam and were visited by the teacher again.

Spring has come, and the spring breeze sends my blessing: the flowers are beautiful, I wish you health, happiness and carefree! Birds crow, I wish you success in your work and better career! You have received the blessing message. You see, I am so kind to you. You must pay for the meal tonight.

20. Starting today, you will walk out of stupidity and nobility, stupidity and beauty are everywhere, stupidity and good luck coexist, cleverness and stupidity coexist, stupidity and peace coexist, stupidity will always accompany health, and stupidity will always accompany happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, city people go to the countryside to build villas, and country people go to the city to buy houses; City people go to the countryside for leisure, and country people go to the city for leisure; City dwellers contribute money to sweat, country dwellers sweat to make money, city dwellers eat vegetables, and country dwellers beg for meat.

22, lottery, flicker is the dream of fantasy people; Stocks fool people, love stimulates people's hearts; Money fooled people's feelings. April fool's day, a dime, toss you, I wish you a happy life with or without a ticket!

23, big sand melon wet mud, bait white night wet mud, deep stem ice wine wet mud, lazy pet night wet mud, stand up and wash for monkeys, see fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

24. There are tons of fools every year, and baskets of fools are like water. Family ties have been given to fools of the century. May you learn the wisdom of a monkey as soon as possible, and Bajie won't thank you soon. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

25, always remember the sunset by the stream, you open the bottle cap and drink vinegar, but don't spit out tears. You are holding a mobile phone in your hand, wrapping your head with a mop, humming a fool's song, dancing with a madman and laughing at yourself. Wow! Whose pig is so cool, haha, April Fool's Day is here, pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

26, faint thoughts, shallow feelings, I haven't missed you so well for a long time, it's hard to speak when I face you, and I always miss you when I can't see you! I hope this special season and special day can send me special warm words: Happy April Fool's Day, my friend!

27. I won 5000 yuan in the lottery and held a banquet to celebrate. Invite friends to share how the speech won the prize. Green food is the healthiest when vegetables are mixed into a table. Plus two bottles of maotai, the ancestral wine is not counted on the head. Don't be silly, my friend: healthy food is the safest, called Maotai green tea water.

April Fool's Day spoofs SMS Classic 5 1, buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add seasonings such as vinegar, soy sauce and salt, and carefully prepare a bottle of coke with normal color. Give coke generously when you meet an acquaintance.

2. Before, I only knew that pigs could hum when they couldn't talk, but I didn't know that you were better than pigs until I met you. Just talking about you, you are still humming!

3. Dear mobile employees, your SMS sending volume exceeded the system limit last month, and your SMS function will be automatically cancelled this month. Please forgive me! Happy April Fool's Day!

4, bursts of cold wind, wandering around; Deep friendship, cherished in the bottom of my heart; Missing, brewing in my heart; Sweet wishes are delivered at your fingertips. Scientific research shows that writing warm brand short messages to friends has magical anti-freezing effect. If you forward them in a large area, winter will be as warm as spring!

5. Do you want to get ahead? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Forget it, wash and sleep, I have to work tomorrow!

6. I am a boulder and have been standing here for a long time. Suffering from thousands of years of wind and rain, I am eager to miss you. Just to get to know you, I'll keep you in the air. Little fellow, it's not in vain to crush you!

7. I am intoxicated when I look at you. I should fatten you up quickly. Now the price of meat has doubled. Honey, don't be angry. Don't pout at the pig's mouth There are many fools on April Fool's Day. SMS wishes you happiness.

8. I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: whose dog is nobody's business?

9. The mental hospital routinely called the roll in the morning. When calling the roll, a seriously ill patient was missing, and the dean was furious. Soon, someone reported it and found it! Where is it? Hide and read text messages.

10, boss: Hello, comrades! Employee: The boss is the best! Boss: Comrades have worked hard! Employee: The boss is the hardest! Boss: It's sunny this summer, and all the comrades are tanned! Employee: The boss is the blackest!

1 1. Seeing that your festival is coming, I have nothing to send you. I will teach you a skill of eating. Originally, it was not passed on to men and women. I think it was sent to you on a special day. You will never starve to death after learning this skill. By the way, if you can eat, I don't have to teach you.

12, right and wrong are stupid, right and wrong are stupid, right and wrong are stupid. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, don't be silly, because you are not alone. I send my sincere wishes on this festival. Move your little front hoof quickly and accept the happy message I sent you!

14. Promise me to take good care of myself. No matter what happens, I will be calm. No matter what I do, I will make up my mind. I will be optimistic whenever and wherever I meet. No matter who I meet, I won't tell him that you are crazy.

15, white you, sweet you, good figure, your appearance makes me uncontrollable, I really want to hold you in my hand, take off your coat, and then. Put it in your mouth and taste my favorite white rabbit toffee!

16, you are the incarnation of God, bringing kindness to the beautiful world; You are the embodiment of the sun, bringing brilliant light and heat to the world; You are the embodiment of wind and rain, bringing nectar that nourishes everything; You are the embodiment of years, bringing endless spring, summer, autumn and winter; You are the embodiment of friendship and bring endless good luck. If you really believe it, then you are the embodiment of a fool and bring the happiness of April Fool's Day! Happy holidays!

17. Today is April Fool's Day. Our slogan is to fool others into entertaining themselves. Let some people be happy first, then exclude all unhappy people, and finally achieve happiness together. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

18, those who have money in their pockets are not necessarily uncles, but may be beggars; The sugar in the pocket is not necessarily a child, but a grandson; The message to you may not be a blessing, but an advertisement; What I left you was either a friend or a spider web, my lovely little mosquito!

19, saying that you are not beautiful is a lie; To say that you are ungrateful is to misunderstand you; There is no reason to say that you are not gentle; It is totally unreasonable to say that you are not smart. Everything is good for you, but you should be happy on April Fool's Day today!

20. Half poor, half rich, half full, half wise, half foolish and half virtuous. Half awake, half dreaming, half immortal. In one and a half words, I found the degree of everything in the world. Nothing in the world is perfect. Wish you a perfect life.

2 1, April Fool's Day is here. I wish you a sweet life, a leisurely life, round eyes, gurgling saliva, full harvest, silly smile, sticky love, complete happiness and happy April Fool's Day.

22, a short message within reach, overflowing with words of blessing, true taste, greetings circulated between words; A good friend in my heart fills my heart with thoughts, treats it with sincerity and tells happiness quietly. Friend, I wish you happiness!

On April 23rd, 4. 1, supermarkets organized large-scale activities to thank new and old customers for their love. Activity content: buy 100 yuan and send 2000 yuan in cash. Forward this email and get a digital camera with an invoice. Remember to inform each other!

24. Brother Fool, on this big day when all China people can be fools, I wish you never to change your silly mind. Be happy, be full, be happy and go far. Happy April Fool's Day!

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