A classic dirty word that harms others and does not benefit others.

Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

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Don't think that what you say is different from others can attract my attention.

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I'm not talking about you! You are so stupid!

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4. Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang! Don't pretend with me, the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China is behind me. If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. Bomb first, then poison. If you refuse to obey again, the registered policeman is my aunt. Change your account to a pig!

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5, don't just see other people's external stains, but you can't see your own inner garbage.

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6. With a brilliant facade, the essence of dress B is revealed.

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7, all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

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8. Give you a little face and you won't know what you are?

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9. Girls, most men who give you money to die just want to sleep with you for one night; And those who haggle over everything. . . . That is really no money.

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10, is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

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1 1, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

12, distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

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13, look at the clothes you wear every day. Why don't you do some personnel work?

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14, the face said: Why don't you want me? ! Come on, it's asking you something.

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15, please don't ask me out next time. Every time I go out with you, I think of a movie about dating zombies.

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16, every woman will always take advantage of a man.

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17, I believe it's a pity that Raytheon can't touch you when you go out in the rain?

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18, you are either pretending to be forced or you are on the way to pretending to be forced.

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19 Do you dare to say that the extinction of dinosaurs has nothing to do with you? You've vilified them all.

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20. You drag a pig to go shopping. You look happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, look at a person's grade and see who he is with. ? Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

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2 1, your head was caught by Xifeng's thigh, your brain is tofu residue, and your cerebellum has shrunk, right?

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22. You say you can forget it by writing a poem, but it's also nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, it is difficult for girls to stimulate female hormones instantly. . . It's cholesterol

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23. Your eyes are really big. Let me see if it's a single eyelid or a double eyelid under the microscope.

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24. You invited me to your house to play computer games. I heard that bully was fun before I entered the door. This is your home computer. The mouse came to your house with tears in its eyes. In the cold weather, you and your father strolled in the street with bare arms. You pretend to be Haier brothers!

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25, you have to believe me, you are really important to me! The important thing is to be like a standard pencil to be used in the exam.

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You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others?

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27. Recently, you ate too much gutter oil, which led to gene mutation in your brain, and your brain was completely corroded, right?

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28, people can't judge a book by its cover, and the third one can't be measured.

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29. Do you want me to beat you to the ground and underground to let you know how thick-skinned you are?

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30. Say I have no quality? My quality has always been for people, not for dogs, and it is also a waste for dogs.

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3 1, I heard the most powerful inference about the 28 principle: 20% people created 80% divorce rate. . .

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My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence? Fuck off! ?

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33. I will never cheat. Because the premise of doing that is that there must be two people in the world who like me at the same time

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How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

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For most people, the power of mistresses seems irresistible.

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36. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will be crushed by men. Even the most handsome man will kneel between her legs.

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37. Know that you are the most capable. Not everyone is as thick as you.

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38. If you don't have knowledge, don't show off at random, so that Sun Man won't laugh at your art of speaking without connotation.

The most hurtful words

1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

2. Are you drunk by Sanlu?

You're dead. You're dead.

4, alas ~ this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.

Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer, it's up to you.

6. The north wind is blowing again. You are always careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to put on more clothes, you always disdainfully answer: What is my thick pigskin for? Are you still afraid of that breeze?

7. Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first.

8. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture.

9. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

10, don't say you are not qualified to drive, you are illegal. (Excerpted from the sketch Three Whips)

1 1. Don't arm yourself in a sophisticated way, you will be acclimatized.

12, I can't let you listen to my command, and I can't let your money fill your wallet, so I will send harassing messages. It turns out that 90% of people will return, and the remaining 10% people who don't return are commonly known as? Dog ignore? !

13, you can't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.

14, it's not that the road is rough, it's that you can't.

15, I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

16 is there a more appropriate description besides saying that you are selfish and arrogant and have no self-knowledge?

17. Once upon a time, there was a university student. I heard that as long as you dress yourself with beautiful feathers, you can attract the attention of the opposite sex. That's it. From then on, people will praise it when they see it: what a big duster.

18, laughter is a blooming smile.

19, when your tears can't help but flow out, keep your eyes open and don't blink, and you will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

20, heartbreak, indigestion.

2 1, disgusting mother cried with nausea, why? Because it's disgusting

22. Putting down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha means that at the moment you put down the butcher's knife, the other party divides you in two.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

24, the two brothers are young, the two brothers are good, the two brothers chip in to buy sorbet, you eat sorbet, I eat bonzi, you pull Baba, I smell it.

25, man, look at your IQ. . . Is it from the physics department (indoor) of the University of Calgary?

26. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

I don't want to give you face. You are shameless. I said treat you like a human being, will you try to be more humane?

28, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

29. Lonely people tend to be very strong; Lonely people are mostly gentle.

30. Send you a pair of couplets after the festival: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; Man is invincible.

3 1. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

What a beautiful uncle!

33, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and if you can't, you will withdraw!

34. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories. ?

35. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

36, pockmarked is not called pockmarked, deceiving.

37. If no one holds hands, I'll take a ride.

I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is hope to steal fat.

40. Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

4 1. Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.

42. Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

43. Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

44. When I saw you that day, I was holding a telephone pole with an explosive head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!

45, big head, thick neck, either rich or a cook.

46. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

47, you hit me, I'm not afraid, I went to Beijing to find my dad, and my dad hit your ass three times with a machine gun!

48, your life, summed up in eight words, born absurd, died timid. . .

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

50. You look really great! Like a stick.

5 1, your appearance is really pleasing. . . The decline has dragged down the internet speed. . .

52. Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

53, get out of here. Keep rolling.

54. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and dying wastes RMB. ...

55. You have been stingy all your life.