Thank you for being so busy and hurting me to my face.

If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know many people.

I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

When couples are all over the street, being single is the most popular.

6. It is said that the characters in Hyun Dance are all in good shape. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

7. 14 February, how many people lied to others with sweet words, 1 4 April, how many men and women spoke their minds under the pretext of joking.

8. If you read a word for a long time, you will feel strange. ...

9. When chatting, did you quietly delete your typing because you saw the other person's "typing …" and wait quietly? ...

10. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

1 1. It is more difficult to find an avatar than an object now.

12. When you get up in the morning, sneak a look at your roommate's bed. As long as one of them is still under the covers, close your eyes and go back to sleep. ...

13. Good sister, I don't care if you betray me. My harvest is to see you clearly. ...

14. My future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise he can't find me now!

15. The three sentences that Xie Yongqiang said most in "Country Love Story", 1. Dad, what are you doing? 2. Dad, what's the matter with you? Dad, why are you here again?

16. The team brush monster originated from Journey to the West: Tang Priest lured the monster, the Monkey King killed the monster, Guanyin added blood, and Pig Friar Sand wiped the experience. ...

17. Is there a person who makes your eyes red, but you still smile and forgive?

18. Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

19. How many people have been perfunctory by a "not me"?

20. Why is there a person you don't love who is kind to others but you are not happy? ...

2 1. A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

22. Did you say you wanted to log off? In fact, you changed your invisibility.

23. I really should be happy for you when I see someone who likes you so much, but I can't laugh because that position used to be mine. . .

24. We have a lot to say in the buckle, but we can't say a word when we meet, just like strangers. . .

I don't want to delete you, I just want to see how you write your feelings for that woman. . .

26. Have you ever regretted my persistence for a moment? . .

27. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion. . .

28. I don't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know if I am important in your heart.

29. Last night, I was most afraid of playing with my mobile phone during my self-study. The whole school was blacked out, and then you emitted a white light. ...

30. A good man has a losing mentality when quarreling with his wife. ...

3 1. Bajie, you are reading the teacher's signature again.

32. The highest level of boredom: turn on the computer, press the phone and watch TV!

33. The avatar is quite mature//The screen name is quite domineering//The signature is quite fashionable//How did I forget that I was a child?

34. Have you ever been as introverted as a little girl when you first met her, and turned into a neurotic person after a while?

35. Years later, if you get married, if I don't get married. Tell your daughter to be careful on her way to school. ...

36. Every time you change your signature, I can't help thinking.

37. I hope my next love will either start or not. Or, for a living.

38. Sometimes I feel inexplicably annoyed, but I can't tell you why. ...

39. It is said that mistress is * *, but a man who cheats is not a good thing either. . .

40. Laughter tears more than anyone else.

4 1. There is no need to argue with your girlfriend. She was wrong. If you let her go, she will appreciate you. In fact, she knows that she is unreasonable.

42. The difference between Koreans and Japanese is that one is shameless and the other is that he doesn't know what a face is. . . .

43. It is obvious that only one of you has been deleted, but the whole list is empty.

44. Don't give me the tenderness of being hot and cold. I'm afraid of catching a cold.

45. Being sad is your own experience, and being sad is a heart. . .

46. I don't want to touch my woman Give her a chance. . .

47. I love my mother very much, but I always quarrel with her. . .

48. Why do Haier brothers only wear underwear? Because they don't have red diamonds.

49. I care about you! Instead of, I owe you!

50. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

5 1. No teacher can teach all subjects, so why should a student learn all subjects?

52. People who are invulnerable to all kinds of drugs have never been saved. . .

53. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead. . .

54. Time may not give birth to love, but it will definitely see people's hearts. . .

What I hate most is the word "ellipsis" in the reference answer. . .

56. Women always envy Hong Taro for having a big, fat wolf who loves her so much, but forget that Kotaro never gave up on him when the big, fat wolf didn't catch a sheep in recent years.

57. If one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one.

58. I waited a long time to hear from you, until I said "Hehe". Do you think I am telling a joke?

59. Girls, find a husband in the future and have a baby named Xia. The child shouldn't be questioned by the teacher, should he?

60. I don't want anything on Valentine's Day, as long as you tell me: I'll take care of your Valentine's Day in the future.

6 1. It turns out that the ambulance is called "ambulance" in English-the Chinese pronunciation is: I can't. I remembered at once. . .

62. The teacher always tells us not to lie, and teaches us to lie as soon as we come to check. . .

63. People who are bad to their parents. What qualifications do you have to live? . .

64. Flip a coin: surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side, and stand up to do your homework. . .

65. When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and women I don't know, and then propose a toast one by one.

66. Marriage is the grave of love. What's even sadder is that mistress will rob the tomb. . .

67. Psychological activities of underage pregnant girls; My mother will kill me! Psychological activities of the fetus; My mother will kill me!

68. The most false lie on the Internet is that I have read and agreed to use this clause.

69. What I hate most is that while I'm waiting for your reply, your head suddenly turns gray and you never return to me.

70. Do you know why February 14 is Valentine's Day? I hope two lovers get along sweetly. 1 The baby is happy, the four elders are healthy and live a long life, and the third one is not allowed to interfere. . .

7 1. The coldest is not a person, and the coldest is not a person.

72. It will be dark, people will change, three points of affection, seven points of deception, the road is still very long, don't be too crazy, you may not know who will be brilliant in the future.

73. When I was a child, I was wondering whether to take Tsinghua or Peking University. I didn't know I was thinking too much until I grew up. . .

74. Don't care, don't care, don't cherish. . .

75. Xifeng is so confident. What else can we feel inferior to? . .

76. A woman redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man yellower than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

77. People who say good night to bed are often still showing off in an ostentatious manner half an hour later.

78. Why did you stay up so late? Wait for someone who told me to go to bed early.

79. Turn your photo into black and white, take it out when you miss you, and then tell yourself that you have it. . .

80. I found a mouse pad today and wanted to match it with a computer. What do you think is missing?

8 1. Sorry, forgive me for bothering you for so long. . .

82. The greetings from old lovers are more embarrassing than those from strangers. . .

83. Money prevents many people who love each other from being together; Money makes many people who don't love each other sleep together. . .

84. Day after day, just like copying. . .

What I envy is not the young couple, but the old couple who helped me. . .

86. I pointed to her and said to my brothers: I will marry her in the future, not her. Don't come to my wedding. . .

87. If 1+2 equals 2+ 1, does it mean I love you = you love me?

88. It's not terrible not to get it, but to keep it is a joke. ...

89. I don't want many people to fight, as long as they dare to fuck.

90. What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it switched from sucking blood to sucking fat. ...

9 1. I'm serious about you, and you just want to have sex, right?

92. No matter how good others are, it's none of my business. No matter how bad I am, it's nobody else's business

93. The most desired sentence of a man: "I want it"; What men fear most is: "I want more." ...

94. Try not to make any noise if you can, and try not to leave anyone alive if you can.

95. Don't be coquettish and astounding, just be obscene and touch the world.

96. Eating, drinking and having fun are all goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife. . .

97. I've been thinking about why teachers should invite parents, a person who has never even educated minors and wants to educate adults. . .

98. Have you considered the feeling of underwear when farting? . .

99. The third one is beautiful and the fourth one is charming. The government always recognizes the original one.

100. You always say that she is more beautiful than me, but I want to ask you, does she love you more than me? . .

10 1. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

102. Friendship can be turned into love. Love takes a step back, but is no longer a friend.

103. Why do so many people in this world like mermaids? Not because she is beautiful, but because she won't cheat. . .

104. One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me. Finally, we are really strangers. . . .

105. Actually, it's very simple to like a girl. You should buy more things for her to eat. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

106. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a matter of face.

107. Half dream, half awake, half drunk and half confused, knowing cold and heat is enough, knowing more and knowing less.

108. It's really hard to be a woman these days. You are more open-minded and others say you are coquettish, while you are more traditional and others say you pretend.

109. Who is right and who is wrong is the most sad, and who cries and laughs best. . .

1 10. If you enter "story" in Google, there are 1 13000000 results, while if you enter "ending", there are only 44900000 results. Obviously, not every story has an ending.

1 1 1. Actually, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.

1 12. Men all like clean women, but they all like to make clean women dirty. . .

1 13. Don't make your girlfriend look blue because she is blue and you are green, and don't make your boyfriend look red because he is red and you are yellow. . .

1 14. Since you are involved in my present, don't be absent from my future. . .

1 15. I am online and then you are online, then you are invisible and then I am invisible and then you are online. . . . . . I see.

1 16. In order to wait for you, I missed the person waiting for me.

1 17. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead. . .

1 18. Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it is still my fault that I don't forgive you.

1 19. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

120. I gave my heart to cheat you.

12 1. The girlfriend I'm looking for should be like this: when we walk in the street, every passerby will say, shit! How does this woman like this product!

122. No matter how beautiful the oath is, no matter how tragic the ending is, it is true. . .

123. Like me, he keeps changing his signature. In fact, he just wants someone to feel something. ...

124. In the future, if you walk past my grave, remember to say that you love me, even if it is a lie.

125. If you are willing, you will be willing. If you get used to it, you will get used to it.

126. It's always sad, but it's hard to say. . .

127. I don't know what to say to you when you are online. When you logged off, I regretted not saying anything to you.

128. In this world, there will always be more people watching your jokes than those who care about you. . .

129. Some friends once had nothing to say, but now they have nothing to say.

130. Some people, after seeing it clearly, look down upon it.

13 1. Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

132. Invisibility is not to avoid anyone, but to hope that someone will find out that I have disappeared.

133. One walks, one sleeps, one thinks, one is drunk, one is busy, one is tired, one is agitated and one experiences.

134. Whoever laughs and cries laughs. . .

135. Although people changed from animals, it is a pity that many people changed back.

136. I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

137. Forever and ever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. This is complete nonsense.

138. Modern women are obedient and virtuous. Three obedience, never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Four virtues, say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

139. If one day, you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.

140. I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

14 1. A sentence of "I'm sorry" betrays many sentences of "I love you". . .

142. Being inseparable is dependence, but being helpless after leaving. . .

143. Whoever has a left eye and a right eye loves with his eyes closed.

144. When I die, I will say loudly: This girl is not afraid of ghosts anymore!

145. Do you know that your casual words will affect my mood all day?

146. Don't talk to me about life, you weren't born.

147. People who don't cherish will never get true love. . .

148. The beginning of the story: "I will give you happiness." The end of the story: "I wish you happiness."

149. In fact, I still love you, but I lack the persistence of being together. . .

150. Just plain as water, but you will have tea for the rest of your life.

15 1. If you care, you will think. If you don't care, you won't even think.

152. You are safe in the world without me, and I pretend to be strong in the world without you.

153. Sometimes a woman makes trouble with you unreasonably, basically because she loves you.