Me: 5 yuan.
Examiner: Go out. The word "give up the next one" has never appeared in my dictionary.
I kept throwing and throwing,
Finally got an interview with Google.
However, when I went to google for an interview, I answered a question and was kicked out. ...
Examiner: Where did you get the news of Google interview?
Me: Baidu's
Examiner: Go out, the brother next door is depressed, but he still has to support himself first.
I got a friend a job at McDonald's. .
But the other person is very abnormal, let me sing McDonald's songs.
At this time, my brother smiled. I have known McDonald's songs since I was a child.
So I opened my mouth and came: with KFC, life will be fine!
Examiner: Go out, the next McDonald's interview failed.
My mother asked someone to find a job as a mobile customer service.
Mom says you don't need technology. You try it first. I agreed without thinking. The interview went well and the other party appreciated me. Finally, the examiner said to me:
You are very kind. Please leave your phone number so that we can inform you to go to work.
Me: "131..."
Examiner: Go out, the brother next door is heartbroken. . . Being unemployed for so long, eating and drinking at home.
My family looked at me helplessly.
I walked to a shopping mall and saw Artie looking for a clerk. I think I should try.
Examiner: Please tell us our slogan.
Me: Just do it.
Examiner: Going out and failing again and again did not dampen my confidence.
So I settled down and studied hard, and finally got into our local * * * with excellent results.
Still, there is a fucking interview.
During the interview, I answered questions and saw the examiner's face. I think there is no problem with this job.
When I am happy.
The examiner asked me, young man, which historical figure do you like best?
I answered without thinking: Little Shenyang!
Examiner: Go out and fail next time. This time, I have a very important consideration about my life and look back on everything before.
I finally found out that the most important thing is that I have some wrong answers.
However, I have made the best preparation for this interview.
Nokia's product department informed me that it took me a week to finish all the work.
Even the slogan is not wrong: science and technology are people-oriented.
The examiner was very satisfied and said that if there were no accidents, he could come to work tomorrow.
Then the telephone rang and a discordant voice appeared: "Hello Motorcycle".
Examiner: Get out.