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Examiner; What is the retail price of windows 7 Professional Edition in Chinese mainland?

Me: 5 yuan.

Examiner: Go out. The word "give up the next one" has never appeared in my dictionary.

I kept throwing and throwing,

Finally got an interview with Google.

However, when I went to google for an interview, I answered a question and was kicked out. ...

Examiner: Where did you get the news of Google interview?

Me: Baidu's

Examiner: Go out, the brother next door is depressed, but he still has to support himself first.

I got a friend a job at McDonald's. .

But the other person is very abnormal, let me sing McDonald's songs.

At this time, my brother smiled. I have known McDonald's songs since I was a child.

So I opened my mouth and came: with KFC, life will be fine!

Examiner: Go out, the next McDonald's interview failed.

My mother asked someone to find a job as a mobile customer service.

Mom says you don't need technology. You try it first. I agreed without thinking. The interview went well and the other party appreciated me. Finally, the examiner said to me:

You are very kind. Please leave your phone number so that we can inform you to go to work.

Me: "131..."

Examiner: Go out, the brother next door is heartbroken. . . Being unemployed for so long, eating and drinking at home.

My family looked at me helplessly.

I walked to a shopping mall and saw Artie looking for a clerk. I think I should try.

Examiner: Please tell us our slogan.

Me: Just do it.

Examiner: Going out and failing again and again did not dampen my confidence.

So I settled down and studied hard, and finally got into our local * * * with excellent results.

Still, there is a fucking interview.

During the interview, I answered questions and saw the examiner's face. I think there is no problem with this job.

When I am happy.

The examiner asked me, young man, which historical figure do you like best?

I answered without thinking: Little Shenyang!

Examiner: Go out and fail next time. This time, I have a very important consideration about my life and look back on everything before.

I finally found out that the most important thing is that I have some wrong answers.

However, I have made the best preparation for this interview.

Nokia's product department informed me that it took me a week to finish all the work.

Even the slogan is not wrong: science and technology are people-oriented.

The examiner was very satisfied and said that if there were no accidents, he could come to work tomorrow.

Then the telephone rang and a discordant voice appeared: "Hello Motorcycle".

Examiner: Get out.