Qi: Hello, everyone. Ladies and gentlemen in front of the TV. Soldier: Crosstalk actor soldier. Zhao Weiguo: Zhao Weiguo. Qi: Happy New Year to you. Private: Yes, thank you for your encouragement. Without your encouragement, there would be no soldiers today. Every friend in front of the TV is a second-born parent of a soldier. Zhao Weiguo: Wow, that's a good point. Do you know why soldiers today are so polite? Because this year, the only outstanding actor selected by our cultural bureau, the soldier won the first place in the initial evaluation! Should we congratulate you? Soldier: Whether you can be a soldier in the end still needs the approval of the leader. Zhao Weiguo: That's close. Private: In fact, everyone knows me very well. I have both fame and fortune. Zhao Weiguo: That's right. Private: I have expressed my position to the leaders many times. Zhao Weiguo: What do you say? Private: The golden cup and the silver cup are not as good as the people's reputation, the first prize and the second prize are not as good as the people's praise, the pig hands and chicken hands are not as good as the people's clapping, and the bear's paw and goose's paw are not as good as the people's clapping. Thank you! Zhao Weiguo: Swearing is not swearing. That makes sense. Off-site voice: the award order for outstanding actors is coming! Here comes the award order for outstanding actors! Zhao Weiguo: Here it comes. I will read it to you. Private: I'm unconscious. Zhao Weiguo: Best Actor Award! Soldier: Let everyone laugh. Zhao Weiguo: This actor plays an exemplary role everywhere. Private: That's what I should do. Zhao Weiguo: Good at uniting comrades and helping others. Private: I am used to it. Zhao Weiguo: I always work hard and complain. I don't care about my job. Private: all under the leadership. Zhao Weiguo: This year, I decided to award Comrade Zhao Weiguo the honorary title of outstanding actor. Hey, hey, soldier, soldier, wake up! I didn't do anything. Hey, ambulance, ambulance! Hey, help! Soldier: Why did you call an ambulance? Zhao Weiguo: Help! Soldier: Save who? Zhao Weiguo: Hey, didn't you pass out? Soldier: You want me to die. Zhao Weiguo: No, no. Private: Zhao Weiguo. Zhao Weiguo: Hey. Soldier: I'm not sure! Zhao Weiguo: Oh, soldier, you may have misunderstood. Soldier: I have no misunderstanding. Congratulations. Zhao Weiguo: Hmm. Soldier: Congratulations. Zhao Weiguo: Thank you. Soldier: Bricks will kill you. Dear friends present, my performance today is over. Goodbye. Zhao Weiguo: Hey, hey, hey ... Soldier: Don't touch me. Why are you touching me? Look at the excellent actors beating people on the stage! Zhao Weiguo: When did I hit you? Soldier: Then why did you touch me? Zhao Weiguo: Let's end the chorus! Soldier: Sorry, you are an excellent actor. Please tell us. Zhao Weiguo: What about you? Soldier: I am a backward actor now. Zhao Weiguo: Huh? Soldier: I'm not the only one going down, host. Let's get off work together! Zhao Weiguo: What do you mean after work? Private: Let Zhao play all night from now on, ok? Thank you for your understanding. Zhao: Stop. Big: untenable. Zhao: Don't you dare. Isn't it just that there is no outstanding actor? Just now I have been saying that the audience is your second child's parents. Oh, you can't recognize your parents without judging excellent actors. You are really an unfilial child. Come here! Make a gift for your parents. Come on. L: Sorry, parents. Zhao: That's right. Big: I was not normal just now. Zhao: Huh? I lost my temper. Looking for: Scare me. All right, for parents' sake, I'll accompany you to finish this cross talk. Looking for: That's right. After that, we went our separate ways to find: good, good, good. Da: OK, look for: Yes, Da: Go ahead. Looking for: Yes. What do you mean, let me talk? Let's talk about this crosstalk first. Big shot: Yes, I did. Since you are an excellent actor, let's talk about it first. Find out: is this comparable to excellent actors? Of course, it's clearly written on your certificate. Do actors set an example everywhere? You don't say first, I'll say first! Say find: I'll say it first. Let me talk about it first. Dear audience friends, good evening. Today we will tell you a cross talk. Hey, hey, oh, this cross talk is a joke. This joke has to be told by two people. He can't keep saying, you suck the horn! Big: What's the matter? Find again: What? Da: I won't let you set an example! Look: I brought my headband. It's your turn to speak. Big: Oh, you've put your hair on. Then I'm sorry. You can also say what I say. Discovery: Why should I say what you said? Da: It is clearly written in your commendation order that the actors have been working hard and hard, and no matter who wrote the words, you said it yourself. Come on, friends, let's applaud and encourage him to tell you a cross talk alone. Ok, thank you. Thank you. Look: I don't know. Big: The applause from friends here is not warm enough. The friends there gave him a coax! Ha ha ha ha ha. Looking for: stop, okay. Get down, ah, get down if you can, big: ah? What do you mean? Look: it's better to have you here than not to have you. Who are you? This is big: this is you asking me to go down? Looking for: You leave early: You don't want to leave late.