1. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

My life is up to me, not destroyed by heaven or heaven.

3. People have backgrounds, so do we.

4. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreo if you have nothing to do.

It rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even more horrible.

6. Poor Nike, Fuadi, and rogue Armani.

7. There is nothing wrong with mistress, but she can't stand the temptation.

8. Low-key people In the real world, low-key guys are the most attractive.

9. Low-key male show high-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten.

10. The average boy is generally proud, while the average girl leans.

1 1. When love is only lonely, pull a beautiful calf.

12. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

13. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

14. A woman chooses a gesture that makes her life irreplaceable.

15. Women get along well, which is a brother-sister relationship. Can't mix well. She's a bitch.

16. Various postures, various patterns, various surges and various floats.

17. Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

18. Life is not a dance company, and there is no version that loves life.

19. There are no inseparable lovers, only mistresses who don't work hard.

20. Opportunity, like a virgin, is once in a blue moon.

2 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

22. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge the technology of high cough.

23. Handsome and able to drive, that's chess, money and a house, that's a bank.

24. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

25. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be a surprise if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

I told you to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

27. Women are good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

28. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries, but a bitch who seduces a man.

An extension of the extended jingle 2

As everyone knows, wrangling is good, and it takes no effort and no brains. After three or five years, all the problems disappeared.

Everybody knows? Pour? Hello, I sent it backwards. As long as you can make a lot of money, you don't need moral conscience.

Do what you do, observe what you see, and give advice to those who do. If you give advice, it doesn't count. You hide in the dark and frame it.

Dinosaurs, well done, are called dancing; Being in a daze, doing well is cool; Cheat money, well done. com。

Praise the deer as a horse, promote the flatterer, suffer from being a cow and a horse, and punish being alone.

My eyes are dim all day, I don't eat three meals, my limbs are weak, I don't care about the grain, my six parents don't recognize me, I am imposing and sedentary, which is very useless.

Today's phenomenon: Many beautiful women open magazines, open TV advertisements, pick up newspapers and sign articles.

The driver is bitter: endless smiling faces, endless good words, endless cigarettes, and unclear fines.

Freshman girl: Xiao He only shows sharp corners; Sophomore: There are other ladies and 3,000 rare beauties in his court, but his love for 3,000 is concentrated on one person. Junior year: flowers can be folded straight, don't wait until there are no flowers! Senior: Autumn is not long.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Now, whoever drinks is afraid, one for you and one for me. Now, whoever drinks it is afraid.

Most people are working, a few are eating and drinking, most are practicing Qigong, a few are busy telling fortune, and many are fighting? Fangcheng? .

Don't look thin, I'm covered in muscles; Although I am black, my face shines; My head can be broken and my hairstyle can never be messed up; Blood can flow, shoes can't be oiled.

The secret recipe for treating love cold: a pack of sweet words, two lingering, infatuated, a little tolerant, simmer for as long as possible, then make a bowl of love ecstasy soup and drink it with very suitable medicine!

Thirty fame and fortune, eight thousand miles of study room, no leisure, white youth head, empty sorrow, four levels of shame, still not snowing; When will British hatred disappear? Drive a long car, step into the examination room, wait for the start, and clean up the old mountains and rivers.

Corrupt officials? Find a door, stamp it, write a note, occupy a house, hug a skirt, roll the dice, take a cup, chew a plate, pretend to be a grandson, be an old man, lose a seat and go to prison!

Hello, hello, you eat straw, your hair is more than meat, you like to take a bath with rice soup, and you say that your skin care effect is very good. You are a rare clown.

If the relationship between the two is long, it is not pork and pork; We want to fly in heaven, two birds are one, and we want to be a pig with a tail; Don't be a pig in your mouth.

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