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What are the funny quotations from "Cherry Maruko"?
The most irritating thing is this pot of loofah. Alas, I am the only one in my class who looks so ugly and keeps climbing. Actually, I didn't pay much attention at all. I cann't believe I'm not dead yet

* My diary only lasts until August 3rd ... Now it is 3 1.

* Always give adults some face.

* I'm going to lose my temper, I'd rather lose my book than hold my body!

* Spring outing is unhappy, and the seat in the car is the most important.

* It is better to sleep than to celebrate other people's festivals.

Why didn't you even tell me about the cold virus?

I thought summer was still early! No wonder all the lucky money is spent.

* I always thought that Cowherd was a person who had no feelings for girls at all, so he only had one girlfriend, Weaver Girl. ......

* Just saying "open sesame" is not enough! I wonder how many children will be cheated by this fairy tale!

* It's too expensive. You can only eat with your mother.

* Eat in a fancy restaurant, but talk about something less fancy. If the fish on the plate hears it, they will be angry even if they die.

* Satisfied enjoyment of every bit of happiness is the only way to happiness.

* My naive heart is cheering for steak rice.

If eating vegetables is good and nutritious, why eat meat?

* Let me sleep! It's too late anyway!

If dad doesn't have a better job, be my driver in the future!

* "Review with friends"-just an excuse not to study.

* Although wrestling hurts, watching others fall together seems to share some of the pain!

* The New Year is a trap. Children banded together to slaughter adults.

* Although I don't do many good deeds, don't be so hard on people.

* Alas! It rained on Sunday, and God was blind.

* So shameless, you must live easily!

Maruko: Why does Dad walk around doing nothing?

Dad Hongzhi: I have to walk around because I'm worried about you!

Maruko: The wish I wrote last year came true in three months.

Dad Hongzhi: Oh? What wish did you write?

Maruko: I hope it can be 25px long. It will be really high.

Maruko: I want to remove this alarm clock. Edison used to do this.

Grandpa Youzang: Well, Maruko is getting more and more great!

Maruko: Ah, men are disgusting! Men are really hateful!

Sister Xing: Please don't sound like an old woman who nobody wants!

Maruko: Nobody wants it?

Sister Xing: It's just that no good man likes it.

Maruko: Dad, do you want anything? You're welcome. Tell me!

Dad Hongzhi: What I want most is for Maruko to achieve better results.

Maruko: Don't always say something irrelevant! Think about what money can do.