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Joke: Shout slogans _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh and tease your girlfriend.
In the catastrophe of 10. Wei Biao, the rebel leader, was killed in the battle. Everything is ready for the strong funeral, except for a loud person who can lead and shout slogans. Weibiao's secretary asked around and eventually

I found a 6-foot-tall Zheng San with a wide waist. He has been selling batter in the town for three generations. male

To shout: "drink batter porridge!" " "Fiona Fang can be heard for miles. Secretary pulls Zheng San, affectionately said

He said, "Zheng San, our commander Wei is dead, and a memorial service will be held soon. Please shout to him. "

Number, how about it? "

Zheng Sanlian shook his head and said, "No! No way! I won't shout slogans. "

"Oh, I teach you, it's not difficult at all. Call, we will never treat you badly. " The secretary released Zheng San.

It's getting tighter and tighter.

"I have a bad brain and can't remember." "Just one sentence: Wei Biao is immortal, remember?"

Zheng San repeated it several times and nodded and said, "OK, remember!" "

The memorial service began. When it was his turn to shout slogans, Zheng San shouted, "Wei Biao won't die!" " "

Hearing this, the secretary was terrible. Why did he lose his "spirit" and quickly reminded Zheng San: "There is still essence.

Oh, my god "

Zheng San immediately shouted: "Oh, there is spirit!"

The secretary was in a hurry and stamped her foot: damn it, scream! "Zheng San shouted:" Drink batter porridge-"