1. Store outside: "No need to make an appointment, we heard you coming."
Outside a muffler shop: "There is no need to make an appointment at all. We heard you coming! "
2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need someone with inn experience. "
Outside the hotel: "Help! We are short of people who live in pubs. "
On the desk in the reception room, it says, "We shot a third of the salesmen, and the second one just left."
On the table in the reception room: "Three rounds! We will drive away the third salesman without mercy! Note: The second one just left. "
4. In the vet's waiting room: "Come back in 5 minutes, and sit down! Stay! "
Veterinary waiting room: "Wait 5 minutes. Get down, don't move! "
At the power company: "We will be very happy if you send the bill. However, if you don't do this, you will. "
In the power company: "If you send us money, we will be very happy;" If you don't send it, it will be broken. "
6. On the door of a computer store: "Go out and find a faster byte."
On the door of a computer store: "Go out and find a faster byte."
7. In the restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry, come in and have a full meal. "
Restaurant window: "Don't sit there hungry, come in and have a full meal!" " "
8. In the bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin fall."
At the bowling alley: "Keep quiet, we need to hear the pin fall."
9. In the front yard of the funeral home: "Drive carefully, we will wait for you. "
Graveyard front yard: "Drive carefully, we will wait for you."
10. In the consultant's office: "Getting old is inevitable, and getting smart is optional."
In the counselor's office: "getting old is controlled by God, and getting smart is controlled by yourself."