Forum sofa: well, I used to have such a broken car ~
3. Forum Landlord: Isn't it hot for you women to wear bras in summer?
Forum reply: We will be hot without you. ...
4. Forum landlord: When I was with my girlfriend ML, my girlfriend seemed to call other men's names. ...
Forum sofa: What are you dissatisfied with sleeping with someone else's woman? ! !
Once upon a time there was a man named Shuang.
He is dead.
On the day of the funeral.
His family cried and said
Cool ... cool. '
Passers-by are puzzled. Asked, "What do you like?"
The family cried:' Great ... awesome! !
2.
A cat found a mouse.
So he jumped on the mouse like a hungry tiger to eat it.
But then the cat was eaten by this mouse … ..
Why?
because
= => Tigers and mice are stupid and can't tell them apart.
3.
A housewife heard someone knocking at the door. When she opened the door, a strong man stood outside the door and asked fiercely, "Do you have a B?"
The housewife closed the door angrily. The next day, the strong man knocked at the door and asked the same question, so the housewife told her husband.
Her husband said, "I won't go to work tomorrow. If he asks again, you say yes. I will stand behind the door and see what he wants. "
On the third day, the strong man came again: "Do you have a B?"
"Yes," replied the housewife.
"Well, then go back and tell your husband not to fuck my wife!"
A rural couple gave birth to five girls. Someone asked her husband how many children he had. The answer is: I was busy with B ten years ago, and B was full of beds ten years later; Sleep on both sides, in the middle, in the middle.
When I was in high school, after class was over, my classmates rushed outside to buy lunch boxes. A girl took a shortcut before others, and the manhole cover in front of her fell off! After a while, she climbed up with the edge of the well. She was embarrassed. A group of junior high school students walked by in horror. She was in a hurry and said as she climbed, hey! It's really hard to fix. ...
2. When I was still in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes in summer, and I felt itchy in class, but I couldn't reach in and scratch, so I put up with it! It's killing me After class, I stole a box of cool oil from my deskmate (girl) and ran to the toilet. I regretted it after putting it on-that was exciting, DD stood up and said nothing! I can't stop without clothes in summer, so I have to bend down and move back to the classroom, sit down and lean on the desk and dare not move. Liangqing petroleum company
About flirting
Wife: Little girl, come and play with grandpa. ...
Husband: Your skin itches again, doesn't it?
Wife: Hey, it's fine, uncle. I just like a girl who looks like a man like you!
Husband: ...
About washing dishes
Husband: You go to wash the dishes.
Wife: OK.
Husband: Then why don't you move?
Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: I'm so lazy that you don't have a headache if I don't let you wash the dishes.
Wife: Really! The thought of washing dishes gives me a headache.
About taking things
Wife: You can take this bag, too.
Husband: I have four bags. You don't take anything. Are you embarrassed?
Wife: Then I still hold you! Your weight 100 kilograms, I take it no better than yours.