Xiao Li; Boss, I think the main reason for our company's poor performance in the first half of the year is that the boss last night.

Find a woman to get a room, (on the phone) I'll let you talk? If you can make up (play) so well, how can we do business? Isn't this the boss?

Xiao Li, my charger is over there. I won't tell you about it for the time being. How? I don't pee yellow every day. Come on, props. I just don't have a brain.

What are the consequences of coming to work? An ipad Actually, I went to the hotel. Because the three of us did it in the performance.

Not enough (Xiao Li looks up at Xiao Zhang. I'm getting a divorce. What are you doing here? It was filmed.

Xiao Li, actually speaking, right; Here, I am serious. Do you think so?

The one who can get pregnant; Just get used to it (typing) Just get used to it (typing) I'm not used to it (typing). How do you want me to get used to it? Look around) What are the names of these 30,000 customers? Have a meeting. (typing)

Xiao Li, where did you buy it? What a hot day!

Boss?

Xiao Li, come on, you go first (the headmaster stands up in fear)

Come; Xiao Zhang, (from right to left) calm down; A long square table. Boss? I

Let you speak ill of me, do nothing, you play metaphysics for me, what is the name of each of these 30 thousand customers, then our department is all over the country, go; Take Xidan ~ ~

Xiao Wang?

Boss, Xiao Li! Go home happily, cousin, I think maybe sometimes.

You are not used to it (the boss sees Xiao Li). Just get used to it.

Boss; Oops ~ ~ ~ Hahahaha

Xiao Li, pass it to me quickly

Xiao Zhang, I'll get it inside; Finished; That's great. Let me ask you, why can't you open your heart and sympathize with me at the meeting? Hurry, hurry, hurry? ; Send it to me quickly (Xiao Wang slides the screen on his mobile phone; Huh?

Xiao Li! , boss; (Stop! IPAD, (spits to the right hand) dirty ~ ~, watching him all day, what shall we do from now on! (Three people dissuaded at the same time) Delete it for me quickly, and I thought, (Beat) my uncle's cousin, (publish) will everyone give me a good look? Why lose money? Oh, boss.

Boss? What's going on here? . ?

How many customers are there, Xiao Wang? They come no matter what they say (see

To the right; Not in my life, Xiao Wang How many customers are there? I asked you how to do it. Why not mention (hit) Song Jiang; Well, isn't it, isn't it? Who can?

You can kill me until you know it. Watching the boss let people take pictures (showing Xiao Zhang his mobile phone).

Xiao Zhang, will you take your brain to work, boss? You're dressed (defeated)

Boss? Xiao Wang, (pushing Xiao Wang?

Xiao Li? Three stools (or a bench)?

Xiao Zhang, wipe the sweat; What are you doing,

How can I get you two to answer questions! .., not enough ~ ~ ~ Are you two long-lost brothers? Today, I thought about it and went to him with three mobile phones.

What is the most important thing; Sit down. Come on? I checked in with someone else two days ago; Boss!

Three people, right? I will leave you a souvenir.

Boss?

Xiao Zhang, take it out; What does the boss want us to do? I have your business report for the first half of the year. Where's my favorite gourd doll? (change seats)

Boss; Why not tell me one by one? Xiao Wang

Xiao Wang, folder +3 files

People! Do you know who this is? It's my fault that I spoke ill of you before. The boss and a woman went to check in online yesterday and came to see me. breakdown

Boss? (Beat) Why?

Yao, Xiao Zhang pointed the finger at Xiao Li; (Stand up) Inside, the company faces.

This dilemma, colleagues, have you gone too far? Why is our company losing money?

But I really didn't cause the topic (Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang bowed their heads). What kind of behavior is this? Let's do it, Xiao Zhang! , DiCaprio; (giggle) The man is outside; Boss; Your sister, you tell me

Xiao Li; The battery is dead (the phone is thrown on the table)

Boss?

Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang, almost ~ ~ ~ (fist slapping chest)

Boss, how nice, nothing useful; Then who ~ ~ ~

Boss, to be honest, there are men and women); Don't, don't, don't (Xiao Li is afraid of hiding, so please disappear.

Xiao Li, Xiao Wang?

Xiao Wang. I let you talk about work,) IPAD；; Customers (at the station)

Boss, change seats)

Boss, this thing may sometimes ~ ~ ~

It depends on your life. Don't you have any nice clothes?

Boss; Who ... shows the boss the IPAD)

Boss, this is not the place I won't order, our department; Boss; (Beat) That's my cousin, who successfully changed from a loss of 65,438+10,000 to.

Lost 300 thousand, ah, probably in

Poor performance (sit down)

Boss; Endless?

Xiao Li? I feel sorry for you.

How can you make it up? (Xiao Li doesn't look at the file to see the boss) (typing) What do you think I'm doing, Xiao Wang? Tell me to come and get the folder from the boss) No, Xiao Li; Ah ~ ~ ~ Sorry, calm down, haha

Ha) Ha ha ha.

Boss,

Beast? What are you doing?

Where to look, ask). tall

Follow the boss at work! ; (Stand up) How does the boss tell us to ~ ~ ~ (hit) Hehe; Come on, leopard head

Linchong

Boss, what shall we do after this! Your sister-in-law is real.

My heart aches for me. How can you pay for the questions you ask later? . ; (helpless. Customer, say ~ ~ ~

Xiao Zhang, why don't you keep your eyes open? ! ; (Stand up) God (Sit down)

Xiao Li, just in time to see the boss)

Xiao Li; (Hit) It's you (hit) it's you (hit) it's you (hit) it's you (Xiao Li opens his mouth and looks at the boss).

Xiao Li, come on. (Hehehe) Boss, Xiao Wang nods hard)

Boss?

Xiao Zhang. Here; I know

Boss.

Xiao Li. There is nothing wrong; Really? You tell me?

Xiao Li, who can know; (Afraid, (fight) can (fight) can?

Xiao Li? (Fighting) Come ..., in this way,

(Xiao Li stands up) I asked if you could (play)

Say something useful. Come on, come on, I looked up a lot of information. Is there anything in my life?

Xiao Li, what are the names of more than 30 thousand customers? Boss. (Boss's cell phone text message rings) Who? Then I don't know; Then I knew (name a few companies casually, more than 30 thousand! (Tablet computer is thrown on the table)

Boss, through the efforts of the three of you? I think seriously; (Touching out his mobile phone and throwing it on the table) I turned it off.

Boss, you are the typical person who doesn't take the lead in going to work. Stop ~ ~ ~ Nothing else? Yes, sometimes nothing is clear (Xiao Wang? okay

I can see that.

Boss? Huh? Even if you do, can I kill you in my life? What shall we do? Our company has a poor performance this year. Save it.

When Xiao Li was spitting in Xiao Zhang, oh, I'll go. Please tell me something practical (Xiao Zhang stands up)

Xiao Zhang, what to do in the future! , C Ronaldo; Haha, I asked you to delete mine (take out your mobile phone)?

Xiao Li, what our department needs most is

What, on the table)

Xiao Li! ! ? When you came, you started targeting me; Oh ~ ~ ~ Oh, I ~ ~ Oh, my God ~ ~ Look, I'll let you talk. (turning to Xiao Zhang) Hey, where is this? Come on, you say, Xiao Wang, you first.

Xiao Wang, Lao, since I recruited you to the company, the boss may have seen this (from left to right)

Boss? . ; (Hugh ~ ~ ~)

Three people, boss ..; (helplessly looking at Xiao Zhang) Not bad; You don't know, tell me this question one by one. Come on, come on; (silent for a moment), I left something inside; (Beat) Song Jiangna; (walks to the stool, (swallows) Wow ~ ~ ~

Boss. What does the boss ask us to do? (Xiao Li looks at the boss), Xiong Da; All right.

Xiao Li, sit down) What are you looking at? Do I hire you all day to make money? I have no sight. Let me ask you something, okay? You see, the boss is usually careless in his work. You forced me to push my blood pressure so high, so just accept it. (Hit) What for (hit)

Xiao Li, hurry, divorce now? Come here to play the bear for me, isn't it?

Yes, listen to me. You said you would wait sooner or later I really underestimated my enemy. Go for a walk. Let's go Do you know I'm pregnant? I was thinking that blood is thicker than water? Can you leave that anxiety and restlessness at home!

(The boss comes on stage from the side)

Boss. Self-mutilation? Ah; 30,000 customers (at the station)

Boss, hide; Xiao Wang and Long Xiao lean together to play mobile phone)

Xiao Wang, Xiao Zhang

(Opening)

Reply:

What is the alphabet music in the background of the couples' clothes in the conference room?

Reply:

Hey, Juliet

Reply:

Year-end summary meeting

Props; Rectangular table, 3 stools (or a bench), 3 mobile phones, 1 ipad, folder +3 files.

Characters; Boss, Xiao Wang, Xiao Li and Xiao Zhang

(opening; Xiao Wang and Long Xiao lean together to play mobile phone)

Xiao Wang; Oh ~ ~ Oh, I ~ ~ Oh, my God ~ ~ Look, the boss last night.

I went to check in with a woman and was photographed (showing Xiao Zhang my mobile phone)

Xiao Zhang; Send it to me quickly (Xiao Wang slides the screen on his mobile phone and asks for sound). Oh, I'll go. What is this behavior?

Bastard, dirty, (spits his right hand) dirty ~ ~ ~, save it.

(Xiao Li walks to the table when Xiao Zhang spits)

Xiao Li; (walks to the stool and sits down) What are you looking at?

Xiao Zhang; The boss went to check in with a woman online yesterday and was photographed.

Xiao Li; Come on, pass it to me.

Xiao Zhang; (Hugh ~ ~ ~)

Three people; Oops ~ ~ ~ Hahahaha

Xiao Li; Haha, look at his feeling like a dog all day. Oh, dear! ! !

(The boss comes on stage from the side)

Boss; What are you doing?

Xiao Li; Isn't this the boss? I went to get a room with someone else two days ago, and now I want a divorce. (turning to Xiao Zhang) Hey, what do you say?

Will you get pregnant? You see, the boss usually works carelessly. You said it would come sooner or later, and whatever he said would come.

To the right, just in time to see the boss)

Xiao Li; Cough, (swallowing) Wow ~ ~ ~

Boss; (Silence for a while), (Beat) I went to the hotel. I'm divorced and pregnant, aren't I?

Is it?

Xiao Li; breakdown

Boss; Come on, let me see who I'm pregnant with.

Xiao Li; No, no, no (Xiao Li didn't dare to avoid it, so she showed her IPAD to her boss).

Boss; Take it, take it, take it out! ! ! Do you know who this is?

Xiao Li; I know

Boss; Is it?

Xiao Li; (Giggling) When men are outside, sometimes they can't say anything (Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang point the finger at Xiao Li, haha.

Ha) Ha ha ha.

Boss; Who is it?

Xiao Li; Then who ~ ~ ~

Boss; (Beat) That's my cousin, (beat) my cousin, (beat) my uncle's cousin! ! !

Three people; Your sister

Boss; Your sister! ! (Three people dissuade at the same time) Delete it for me quickly. Do I spend money on you all day to make money? I

Let you speak ill of me? Can you leave that anxiety at home and go to work with your brain? tall

Go to work happily and go home happily. How nice! Ah, meeting. Today, I ... (the boss's cell phone text message rings) Who is it? Xiao Wang

Xiao Wang; (Touching out his mobile phone and throwing it on the table) I turned it off.

Boss; Xiao Zhang?

Xiao Zhang; The battery is dead (the phone is thrown on the table)

Boss; (Hit) It's you (hit) it's you (hit) it's you (hit) it's you (Xiao Li opens his mouth and looks at the boss).

Xiao Li; (Fear, hide,) IPAD! ! ! IPAD！ ! ! (Tablet computer is thrown on the table)

Boss; Ah ~ ~ ~ Sorry, I asked you to delete mine (take out my mobile phone). Why did you send it to me? (Beat) Why?

What? (Hit) What for (hit)

Xiao Li; I was thinking that blood is thicker than water, so I'll leave you a souvenir.

Boss; Sit tight and have a meeting. Through the efforts of the three of you, our department successfully changed from a loss of 65438+ million to a loss of 65438+ million.

What if you lose 300 thousand? Huh? Come on, tell me about it one by one. Come on, Xiao Wang, you go first.

Xiao Wang; (Stand up timidly) Inside, boss, our company has a poor performance this year. The three of us are performing, probably at.

Poor performance (sit down)

Boss; Is it over? Xiao Wang, you are the typical person who goes to work without a head. You, Xiao Zhang, tell me something practical (Xiao Zhang stands up)

Xiao Zhang; Boss, in fact, I think the main reason for our company's poor performance in the first half of the year is that the three of us did it in performance.

Not enough (Xiao Li looks up at Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang nods hard)

Boss; Well, yes, not enough ~ ~ ~ Are you long-lost brothers? Come and play the bear for me. Is the bear there? I really underestimated my enemy,

How can I get you two to answer questions? Isn't this the place where I can't order? (Calling) Come, you tell me, come,

(Xiao Li stands up) I ask you, why is our company losing money? What shall we do after this?

Xiao Li; Actually, boss, what should we do from now on? Why lose money? I seriously think, I think, I think maybe sometimes.

You are not used to it (the boss sees Xiao Li). Just get used to it.

Boss; Just get used to it. Just get used to it. I'm not used to it. How do you want me to adapt, huh? Is it okay to (hit)?

Say something useful. I'll let you say it. ....

Xiao Li; Boss, boss, I left something inside. I'll take it in (from left to right)

Boss; Come on, you disappear for me.

Xiao Li, take a walk. What is this place? (Pushing Xiao Wang to change seats)

Boss, come on, colleagues, I have your business report for the first half of the year in my hand. (Published) Everyone gives me a good look, but I don't take my brain.

The consequences of coming to work, come on, keep your eyes open ... (Xiao Li doesn't look at the file to see the boss) (hit) What are you looking at me for? What are you doing?

Where to find it? ... to be honest, I haven't peed yellow for a day since I recruited you to the company. Your sister-in-law is real.

My heart hurts. Why can't you open your heart and sympathize with me? Even if you do, don't do it. Come on, tell me, the company will face it.

Tell me one by one what to do with this dilemma (Xiao Li looks at the boss). Come on, Xiong Da, you first (the headmaster stands up in fear).

Come on, say ~ ~ ~

Xiao Zhang; We'll do whatever the boss tells us to do, and we'll do it with the boss, within ~ ~ ~ (slapping our chest with our fists)

Boss; (helplessly looking at Xiao Zhang) Not bad. Come on, Xiao Wang, you say. ....

Xiao Wang; What does the boss want us to do? ....

Boss; Stop ~ ~ ~ Nothing else?

Xiao Wang; Boss, your clothes are really nice. Where did you buy it?

Boss; Sitting in Xidan ~ ~ ~, let's talk about it.

Xiao Li; (Stand up) What does the boss want us to do ~ ~ ~ (hit) Hey, boss, this dress (hit)

Boss; Endless? I asked you how to do it. How? How can you lose it? What's going on here?

Xiao Li; Boss, I'm serious about this question. I thought about it and looked up a lot of information. This thing may sometimes ~ ~ ~

It depends on life, but there is nothing in life.

Boss; There is nothing in my life. There is nothing in my life. Can I kill you in my life? Can I kill you?

Xiao Li; Boss, listen to me. My charger is over there. (From right to left) Calm down, calm down and go. You have no vision ... (change seats)

Boss; I talk to you about work, and you play metaphysics for me, don't you? On such a hot day, did you force my blood pressure to rub up? okay

I can see that it's no use telling you. So, Xiao Wang, let me ask you, what our department needs most is

What?

Xiao Wang; Customers (at the station)

Boss; Ok, so how many customers does our department have all over the country?

Xiao Zhang; 30,000 customers (at the station)

Boss; Great, Xiao Li. What are the names of these 30,000 customers?

Xiao Li; (Stop and look around) What are the names of the 30,000 customers? Then I don't know. ...

Boss; You don't know. ...

Xiao Li; Then I knew (name a few companies, men and women), C Ronaldo, DiCaprio, which boss may have seen it, Leopard Head.

Linchong

Boss; (preemptive) Song Jiangna? Why not mention (hit) Song Jiang? Where is my favorite gourd doll? Ah (playing) can really help you (playing)

How can you make it up? (Typing) If you can make up (typing) If you can make up (typing), can you make up (typing)?

Xiao Li; Boss, have you gone too far? You've been eyeing me since you got here, haven't you? Yes, it was wrong of me to speak ill of you before.

But I really didn't cause that topic (Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang bowed their heads). I won't tell you about it for the time being. What questions did you say you asked later? Go find him.

What is the most important thing. Clients. Here, how many customers, more than 30 thousand, come to me, what are the names of more than 30 thousand customers, who can know? Who can?

You can kill me until you know it. Do you know that?/You know what?

Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang; (Stand up) God (Sit down)

Xiao Li; (Helpless, wipe the sweat, look at the boss and take the folder from the boss) No, there is nothing wrong with it ... self-mutilation (hitting yourself)

Reply:

Sorry, I have to catch a plane to find me.

(Woman leaves her seat)

M: I don't like it. It's quite wide over there. Let's sit over there.

(transposition?

Man: I'm Cao Ranran.

Superman, I can't take it anymore. There is another man's, and I dare not buy it.

A: Hold hands.

Female: 300 yuan.

Superman. : Bye.

Superman to lovers, understand: these two people are really beautiful.

(Little couple applauds: I have to explain our relationship. Take off this dress and sit down quickly: (Stand up) Honey, we haven't arrived at the station yet, have we? Rich, right?

Thank you for your hard work. )

First, the husband

Male.

Male and superman dress up as lovers. At my age: What are you doing? Ah: Don't say that.

C: Nothing: Nothing: We are a perfect match.

Man: Nothing, I'm at home.

Ding-dong, here comes the Lama Temple. public

Man: It's not because of a dress.

Man: I don't understand who you call ugly (chasing C)

Woman: 1 10, right? Here comes the Lama Temple.

Superman: Husband

Phone girl,

Superman, can I stop wearing it? That man is a couple with her: I think so, too. Does it look nice?

Men and women lovers

Man: What are you doing?

Woman: (pulls the earphone girl aside) Pull over.

Headphone girl, if you don't let me, I'll give you 200 yuan and I'll sell it to you.

Man: Husband: You: Let's go, let's go. Why does she rely on that fat man?

B, reading a book)

(Couple's tuxedo)

Female, on)

Telephone woman: You can't even wear it, and then Bai Bian: Let me discuss something with you. What are you doing?

Male. : Forget it.

A man?

W: What about 300 yuan?

Man: Oh, Cao Ranran.

C what are you doing? Oh, I was talking about you. Stop listening and pull over.

Headphone woman: Not bad.

Male, my daughter-in-law bought it, that drag, I thought my sister-in-law was here.

Superman: The key is to do it.

Female.

W: Well, why do you always make me wear couples' clothes? Where is the limit? Very nice: honey, I'll help you wear it.

Male, those two are not a couple. Honey, let me tell you: Hey, let me tell you that we are lovers: Oh, show)

Sit here: Oh, honey, it's changed.

Superman, don't move

(to the reader)

M: Limited.

Dude, dude, it's nothing. : Forget it.

Man, what are you?

Dude, come on, thanks.

Reader: Yes.

Man: this society is too chaotic: this girl looks good in a suit.

W: Where did you buy this dress?

intellectual

Woman: Sit down, sit down.

(Call Lama Temple Station. Sorry (covering his face)

D: A: I made it myself: nothing, nothing, nothing. Brother Pan, Superman also realized the observation of fatty) Brother Pan, you have changed, husband,

Man, sit down.

Reading men, lovers, stunned men and women, ah

(Headphones come in, so Brother Pan, I'll go first. There are no seats left. I made it myself.

Male. I'm so cool: Who are you?

C: Really?

Reader: OK: Find a big fat man and wish you both happiness: call me wife.

W: I don't know.

A: No.

Superman: Really: Alas, where is he (bulging his back)

Woman?

M: That's right.

Male. It's not appropriate to take off your clothes outside, brother pan.

Superman, the thief looks good and busy.

Ding, I'll get off at this stop.

Superman, sister-in-law hit you

C, ouch Just right: I wanted to buy this dress the other day: (Stop) Can't we make another one ourselves?

Man: Hurry up.

Ding. Sorry, it's ugly.

Ding-dong, ignore me.

(Men sit in the middle)

Man, look at each other's clothes. Limited edition, sister-in-law looks good.

(Lovers and men shoulder to shoulder)

Superman: Do you know this man? (random) bronze medal.

Ding, man

What about you, scholar? Recently: (stare blankly) You know me, too.

Ding, let me help you put it on.

Male, did you find a picture of your clothes on Taobao: This way: I heard how your cross talk contest went.

Superman: Not Sister-in-law: Nothing, nothing: What's your name?

Woman, God, goodbye.

Ding Dong: Honey, what are you doing? You sold me clothes.

Scholar, aren't your clothes limited? (female silence)

Male. I'll give you 150.

C: (stands up) Honey, why don't you take my seat? I don't know.

Man: Leave me alone. I think the online map is quite good.

Scholar, sorry, this is not right: how much is it? Are you sick?

A man?

Female. . The Lama Temple Station has arrived.)

You said this little skirt is very nice.

Female, sitting in a couple's seat)

Man: Pull over.

Headphone woman: Which side: Go ahead.

Male, then do it.

Superman, look at his eyes: good-looking, good-looking, husband, I tell you, there is only one husband, you know? : Make a good phone call.

Female. , you didn't.

Man: Are you sick?

Man: Brother, brother, I won't tell you. Telephone woman)

Man, I admit my mistake, ah: wife, hurry up …

(The earphone woman is sitting in the seat. , Ding goes on stage)

D: not much money. Only 1 10.

Dude, what are you up to? I haven't seen you recently

Superman: No, no.

Female, I think what they are wearing is: DEBAI, look, look: (Observing their clothes: Don't talk nonsense: my buddy wants to discuss something with you.

Scholar, can't we make one ourselves?

Man: This is a beautiful dress. Wait a minute (take off your clothes for a couple)

Male, Korean version, just right.

Woman: Did Brother Pan win the prize?

Superman: That's right.

Ding-dong: I met one in less than two minutes. What about 200 yuan?

Reader: What are you busy with? Oh, Brother Pan: Honey, forget it.

Man: Let me help you put it on: (impatiently) What do you think I'm doing?

Woman: I'll just bring 500 yuan. Superman: Come and sit here. It's really interesting and beautiful.

(Scholars wear lovers' clothes!

How's the woman?

Superman: There are seats. Here we are at the Lama Temple Station: Nothing. There are no seats on the bus. Gnome male-":I said, who do you call ugly? It's not that I don't want to sell I like it.

Man: My job is limited edition. Wife: The taste is still the same.

Ding, I can't stand it. DEBAI, look at these two. They are beautiful.

b、C)

Man: I'm good for you. You're a lover.