Now I tell you a good news! A piece of good news!

B what's the good news? Make you so excited!

The good news is that the Year of the Rat is here!

What good news should I bring? Hi! What good news is this!

A you don't know! This is the best news in the world!

B as for it!

A there is more!

B what else?

I am a mouse!

B hi! I think it is something! You are a mouse. Ugly because you caught up with heavenly stems and earthly branches. There is nothing to make a fuss about!

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You don't know. Wow! I am a mouse, different from others! I was born a mouse, and I haven't changed since I was born! No matter how tempting those chickens, ducks, geese and dogs are, I haven't changed! And how those tigers, elephants, poisonous snakes and beasts threatened me, I never wavered!

Listen to you, it seems that other people become almost the same every three days, I tell you! No one else has changed!

A just hasn't changed, and it doesn't necessarily mean that I am so loyal to my duties and love my zodiac with all my heart. I belong to a mouse when I stand, but I belong to nothing else when I lie down!

B It seems that you really have a soft spot for this mouse!

A of course! I got this mouse from a genus. Wow! Oh, dear! I'm so happy! Crying happily and dancing every day!

B that's right! You didn't just cry, you wet the kang!

I've been thinking about it all day since A became a slave, alas! This is a good mouse! This is a mouse, great! This is a mouse. Well done! This is a mouse.

What do you mean? Do you want the whole world to be a mouse with you?

A: I mean, after three rounds of thinking, I made a decision.

B: Oh! Have a decision!

A: Yes! I decided to be a mouse forever! Even if I were a cat, I wouldn't do it!

Look at your beauty, you are just a mouse! What's the big deal? Besides, you are not the only one who belongs to the mouse. One twelfth of the people in the country are rats!

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Let's be civilized, shall we? In front of so many people, you always say how ugly mice are. Shall we just say our names instead of our nicknames today? I tell you, the mouse's name is mouse, it's a mouse's mouse!

What's your name? All right! Then say, mouse, it is good to talk about civilization!

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You talk about civilization! I really want to praise you, you are still quite smart! It's not easy to say the answer to such a difficult mouse question with your mouth open. The population of this country is so large that you can calculate that one twelfth of the people are rats. Fortunately, you are not a mouse. If you are a mouse, wow! That brain must be smarter than it is now!

That's not a compliment! Is there anyone as likable as you?

Answer yes! Why don't you take a look at the special medicine sold in the store for our mice? It sells so well without advertising!

B what medicine?

A rodenticide!

B that's specially used to kill rats!

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Don't! This is a gas field specially used to kill mice, which will become more common after mice eat it. To put it bluntly, the mouse is too smart, too smart, too proud, too powerful, too powerful, too lucky, too noble, too great, too-

B stop! Stop. Who are you talking about?

A mouse said! Who can have so many advantages except mice?

B Anyway, I know an old saying.

A is a compliment to the mouse! Just one word! Just a word! You are quick to say what is an old saying!

Listen carefully, that is, "the mouse crosses the street and everyone shouts!" " "

A, that's a good sentence Just talking about my heart If you don't say it!

B, don't say anything.

A If you don't say it, I have to say it myself!

This is from the heart! Aren't you afraid of everyone shouting?

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To tell the truth, when I heard this slogan, I was too scared to cross the road! This year is different! I just love this sentence, especially the word "hit". The louder I shout, the happier I am!

B what happened this year?

This year is the Year of the Rat!

The Year of Rat is not afraid of anything! How dare you gain weight!

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Of course! You haven't heard of it: the year of the mouse, why make money! The mouse is in charge, why send it! The mouse pulls the shovel, and the big head is behind! The mouse dances one step at a time, and the thief sings and cries (well) wow!

B: If you cry again, everyone will hit you!

who is it? Hit me! No!

You are a mouse! Who will you hit if you don't? I'm sorry if I don't hit you!

I repeat, don't hit me!

You are a mouse! Why not hit you!

Let me ask you, is this year's Year of the Rat the same as other years?

B I don't think it makes any difference! There are many days and nights, and spring, summer, autumn and winter have passed. 365 days divided by 12 months, what do you think is the difference?

A: When I say it's different, it's different. There are great events in the year of the rat, which have never happened in other years! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

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Then who doesn't know wow! This is the 2008 Olympic Games! This is a household name. Everybody knows that! Grandparents over 100 years old who have no teeth, grandchildren who have no teeth for three months and two months, all know!

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Hey! Say you are smart, you are smart. You stood with the mouse today, and you got the aura of the mouse. You see, as soon as I said the beginning, you guessed it was the Olympic Games. Do you think this Olympic Games has been held?

Are you kidding me? How did the Olympic Games come out?

An Olympic Games is over! Do you think it's okay not to play these projects? Ping-pong, play! Basketball, play! Tennis, play! Shoot! Fight! Wrestling, fighting! Skating, playing!

Oh, I've never heard of skating. I'm still called a taxi!

A doesn't call it that anymore. It used to be called fighting!

B used to be called ice?

A it's not ice, it's "skating"!

B, what a battle!

A: Yes! The more you shout, the happier you are, and the more you shout, the more you can win!

B not only this sentence, but also several sentences! For example, "the wolf comes and the mouse runs" sounds harsh, doesn't it?

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How sweet it sounds! This is a compliment to us! You want to! On the playground, run fast or jump fast? When the starting gun rang, the wolf was still running forward, and the mouse jumped forward and arrived! Do you think this is a compliment to the mouse?

Don't tell me this jump is faster than running! Then there is another saying, "rat's head and mouse's brain". How do you explain it?

Ouch! That's a good word! This is not only a compliment, but also a compliment!

B I've never heard of anyone using this word to praise others! "ah! Lao Wang! You are very kind, and you are a mouse head all day! " I said this, people have to give me two soles!

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You don't know! It seems that you have never participated in the Olympic Games! On the sports field, those team leaders and coaches are very smart and intelligent. They are always consulting? Fan? Jian Shuo? Source? Mace is running at supersonic speed every minute, adjusting tactics at any time, attacking for a while and defending for a while, just like a commander in chief on the battlefield. The first condition of being a good coach and commander is to have a rat's head and a rat's brain, so as to ensure accurate command and win every battle!

B is such a rat head!

A: If you have anything else to praise us, just say it!

B of course! Is "myopia" also a compliment?

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This is easier to understand. This is a professional vocabulary. For example, a shooter, looking ahead, holding a weapon, ah, a gun, must aim at the sight on the gun after aiming at the bull's-eye in front. How far is the line of sight from his eyes, that is, several inches! If you aim at the bull's-eye and keep your eyes on the distance, the bullet may go somewhere when it goes out.

The word b is really professional!

A Not only are these things inseparable from mice, but almost everything in the Olympic Games is inseparable from mice!

B We are talking about the Olympic Games. Don't get me wrong, we're not talking about rats!

A that's right! I'm talking about the Olympics!

Why can't B do almost anything without mice?

A Let's talk about cheering for the athletes in the stands first.

B Come on, come on, it has nothing to do with rats!

A, listen! "come on You are the best! " "come on It belongs to you! " "come on You are the fastest! " Are there any mice in these slogans?

B is such a mouse!

A there is more! After the game, go to the podium and have a look. Hey! Our athletes in China are the best. One is the champion and the other is the runner-up. Do you think there are mice here?

All the people standing on the podium are mice!

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And the service staff in our restaurant take pains to prepare three meals every day and send them to the sports ground. What a delicious meal! They are coarse grains, and mice make perfection. The food they cook can not only replenish energy for athletes, but also add rare flavor. The athletes who eat them are all strong and run like mice on the field!

B don't let athletes eat mouse meat! It's like adding wings to a mouse. Isn't that a swallow (that is, a bat)?

A not eating mouse meat, but eating potatoes!

Is this rat meat different from rat meat?

Mouse meat is mouse meat and potatoes are potatoes.

B Then how do you eat this mouse?

A: Breakfast: fried potato shreds, millet cakes and millet gruel, lunch: pressed French fries, millet cakes and millet soup, and dinner: stewed potato pieces and millet popcorn.

What kind of mouse are you?

A potato and corn!

B: This is for athletes! Keep it for yourself!

A and our volunteers come to the playground from all directions every morning in the bright morning. Each of them carries a mouse bag on his shoulder, which contains his own lunch.

What did you bring to eat?

A There are sweet potato strips, sweet potato slices, sweet potato slices and cassava pieces.

B eat this at noon!

A is a volunteer. They are very happy! Singing love songs happily on the light bus lane!

B It's really fun to be a volunteer! What love songs do they sing? How about you learn a few words for everyone?

A can't learn specific words, so she remembers a song title.

What's your name?

A is the one that everyone loves to hear and can sing-

B what?

A number worth cherishing!

Your family is singing!

A There are also police rats, security rats and PLA rats in charge of safety.

Why did B become a mouse?

Because this year is the year of the rat! Their headquarters has been changed into a police station!

Ouch! It doesn't matter if you are a mouse! Even the public security bureau followed suit and called the police station!

And the announcer in charge of the weather forecast, mice are indispensable every day!

What does the weather forecast have to do with mice? This storm, lightning and rats can't stand it!

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Too close! Do not believe you: Hello everyone! Today is August 8th, the first day of the Olympic Games. This is the hottest weather in Beijing. The lunar calendar season is a summer heat, reminding athletes that they must prevent heatstroke and never get heatstroke. After August is September, and after September is 10. We will have fine weather then, even if we don't get heatstroke!

B yes! It will be cold then!

A don't go out if it's too hot and you're afraid of heatstroke. It is also good to watch the live broadcast of the game online with my daughter-in-law.

B There are no mice this time!

Why isn't there one? You have a mouse in your hand! Besides, your daughter-in-law is your family!

B What can I see online?

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You can see from beginning to end! The winners are all outstanding, and few have broken records. Coaches are all rats' heads, shooters are all nearsighted, runners are all rats, and volunteers are all alive and kicking. Watch, a line of big characters will be printed on the computer screen!

What is the most important word?

A sentence "count romantic figures and look at the present", understand? Mouse lovers! Ah!

You think these romantic people are rats!

It doesn't matter if A isn't a mouse. In any case, the Olympic Games held in the Year of the Rat can be filled with the aura and blessings of rats. As long as the rats participate, the final victory can be guaranteed!

Look at your beauty, this year's Year of the Rat really makes you proud!

I won the gold medal and the silver medal! Have a plenty! I count, count, count, count, count, count, count!

There are too many B's to count. Hi! Why do I follow the wind and say "mouse"?

A I'm very happy! My daughter-in-law came in from outside, humming a song.

B: She can sing some treasures, too!

When I came back, I clearly heard the lyrics she sang.

Listen carefully this time. What word is it?

A is two mice, two mice, run fast, run fast!

Why are B two mice?

My daughter-in-law is also a mouse!

B hi!